Danny, rubbing his neck: Babysit? I-I don't know, I'm not very good with kids?
Dick: Please?
Kori: It is only for a couple of hours, promise.
Danny: Well, I guess, but you can't get mad when she tells you how much I sucked at babysitting!
*two hours later*
Dick: We're home!
Mar'i: *giggling loudly* Again! Again!
Danny: Alright, Alright! Bossy. *shifts a pair of pointy dog ears onto his head and moves them around before making them vanish*
Mar'i: *giggles again, before finally noticing her parents* Mommy, Daddy, you're home!
Kori: Did you have fun with Danny?
Mar'i: Yes! He knows lots and lots and lots about the stars, even more than you mommy, and he changes his ears! Uncle Danny show them!
Dick, smirking: Uncle~
Danny, embarrassed: I didn't do anything that cool.
Mar'i: And we made Chick-ego Pizza and Dirt Cake. *whispers* Don't worry Daddy, the wormys are fake.
Dick, nodding seriously: Thank you, I was very worried.
Kori: So you had fun with Danny?
Mar'i: Yes! I wish he was here all of the time like Mommy and Daddy!
Danny: *blushing heavily*
Bonus
Kori: What else did you do?
Mar'i: He also took me to play with-with um man-chores!
Danny: Manticores.
Mar'i: Oh yeah, man-ta-cores!
Kari: Sounds fun!
Dick, whispering furiously: You took her to meet scorpion lions? Next time, at least take her to see Unicorns or something!
Danny, deadpan: You rather I take her to see carnivore equines known for violent outbursts towards outsiders, who use the sharp horns on their head to hunt and violently skewer their prey? Opposed to Manticores who have been domesticated for eons and whos poison sacs can be, and often are, humanely removed from pets to limit injury to themselves, other animals, and their owners? Sure, okay.
Dick, pale: N-Nevermind, just keep doing what you're doing.
Phantom: Yep, just as I expected. *stares down at a huge cluster of blob ghosts* Heres the source of our problem.
Flash: Ghosts?
Superman: Awe, they're cute!
Phantom: Blob ghosts. They're ghosts formed from natural ectoplasm, they can't create their own so they follow stronger ghosts and eat their excess ectoplasm. Some ghosts even keep them as pets.
Batman: Hmm.
Superman: So they're harmless?
Phantom: I never said that. Look, they're harmless in small batches, but when they're in clusters like this? They become pests, and eat too much ectoplasm, killing the environment.
Batman: Invasive species.
Phantom: Pretty much.
Flash: How do we get rid of them?
Phantom:
Flash: Dude!
Superman: What are you doing?!
Batman: Hmn.
Phantom: I told you ghosts are Semi Cannabistic, I don't know why this surprises you? *grabs another one* Long term, I'll reach out of a friend of mine, see if they have any Ghost Cats we can adopt for the tower. *eats the blob ghost* They're a better long term solution since I can't just go after all of them by myself.
Batman: ...You may bring one cat in for pest control so long as you don't tell Robin you have access to a Ghost Cat Breeder.
Phantom, swallows another blob ghost: But Robin already knows about them, he's met my cat, Cleo, before and he goes with me to help my friend socialize the kittens all the time. He didn't tell you?
Batman: *deep sigh*
Bonus
Flash: So, what do they taste like?
Phantom: Hmm neutral, warm, bland, and kind of like citrus? Hard to explain. Ghosts are only semi cannabistic, we only eat eachothet as a last resort most times, its not like we do it because we enjoy it.
Flash: Huh, I kinda expected them to taste like lime jello for some reason.
Phantom: Isn't he just the cutest?! His name is Comet, I found this poor kitty all alone behind my appartment building! I think hes whats called a tabby cat!
Robin: Phantom thats a Siberian Tiger!
Phantom: *holding a full grown tiger against his chest, and tilting his head in confusion* Is that his breed?
Miss Martian: Well the zoo break out was fixed, but they're still missing a- oh, you found him! Well done Phantom.
Danny is alone and depressed after the loss of his family and friends, so to avoid Vlad he fakes Daniel Fenton's death in a house fire, destroys his parents research/lab/portal, and hides everything important to him in Phantom's Keep before he goes and joins the Justice League to occupy his time(and to hopefully stop him from becoming Dan should the need arise). But this a sad, depressed, and maybe even angry Danny who never wants to love anything again, so as Phantom he always comes off as sort of nonchalant, strict, and cold or even sometimes aggressive.
Plasmius team's up with Cadmus/Lurthor to make his Danny clone. With Luthor/Cadmus' help "Dani" comes out completely stable, still deemed a "failure" because shes female and Vlad is a d***, but stable.
But when Young Justice bust in and meet "Kon" and stuff, shes still a baby, they haven't aged her up because they deemed her a failure. So now, the Justice League has an angry Superman clone, and a baby Ghost clone, and they're really nervous on how Phantom is going to react.
Phantom is very cold most of the time, and he can be very angry and agressive at times. Seeing how Superman reacted, they're nervous to let Phantom know. But, they have to tell him, its his right to know he'd been cloned.
Everyone is in the room when Phantom is presented with the clone baby. His face is impassive as he listens to Batman's explaination, everyone in the room is tense, ready to step in if he gets agressive, his head tilts as Batman talks, green eyes searing into the sleeping kid. Nobody knows if thats a good thing. And then, green energy surrounds the infant, and shes pulled from Batman's arms forcefully, everyone tenses further. Phantom doesn't speak as he studies her, flips her around in the air to judge her every angle. She starts giggling, and then Phantom stops, removes the green energy and let's her fall. Flash runs forward to catch her, but its no use, shes floating. Its shaky, not as controlled as Phantom's, but shes floating, and giggling for a few seconds, before she can't hold herself anymore and she drops again, only to again be caught by Phantom's energy. This time, be actually holds her, poking her cheeks and dodging her outstretched hands before he pokes her in the sternum, and a tiny, delicate white ball floats out of the babies chest. Phantom stares at that ball for a number of minutes, before a smile splits across his face.
Everyone is startled by what they're seeing. No one has seen Phantom smile, not even mockingly, he just always seems to have a scowl on his face. But now, his smile is kind, loving even. His usually sharp, rigid form is now soft around edges, playful in how he lets her chase his fingers once that ball is back in her chest. Its a side of Phantom unrecognized, but it wasn't unpleasant.
In Danny's eyes, the little clone was perfect. She wouldn't die, couldn't double die without his parents weaponry, which could no longer be crafted. Even if her human half one day failed, her perfectly formed core meant she was guaranteed to become a full ghost, so they could still be a family. She wouldn't leave him alone.
*Slightly Dark!Danny, but he could be fixed with therapy/the baby slowly starts fixing him
*Danny is now obsessed with 'Dani', and extreamly overprotective of her
*Vlad called her a failure and said she had been set to be culled, and Phantom recognized him as a threat, so he almost killed and ate Vlad's core(Ghosts are slightly cannabistic if another ghost is deemed too much of a risk/threat) had the Justice League not stepped in, allowing vlad to flee.
*He a teen ghost dad now
*Danny is too jazzed to have family again that he doesn't really acknowledge or think about the fact that he was cloned
Trans FtM!Danny who isn't allowed on Themyscira. Hes bummed because he did really wanna see the island in all her glory, but he also feels so much gender euphoria. So, it isn't all bad.
Danny rn:
Pretend it says "validation" instead of "vindication"
i fear i have missed a very important factor in my teacher!stiles au.. stiles visiting the pack house right after work and derek getting hit in the face with the smell of stiles with lingering scents of children and babies and pups.
lol was just thinking about how i hate how most romcom tv/movies are just adaptations of books (when will this trend fucking die)
but can you imagine an au where Stiles had written a romance novel (out of spite, because someone once told him that he couldn’t do it, or do it well) and it doing so well on the shelves/sells that hollywood studios are asking permission to turn it into a movie.
and he hates the idea of any of his published works being turned into a series or movie.. but maybe someone from his team told him it’d be a once in a lifetime opportunity, that’d it’d do great for future works, plus, “think of the payout!”
so Stiles says yes to maybe one(1) studio that he probably somewhat respects because he knows in their hands it won’t turn into a cheap looking hallmark mess.
BUT(!) he still hates the whole thing………. until he learns a one Derek Hale has been casted as the leading man.
the same Derek Hale who was Stiles’ celeb crush since Derek starred in some raunchy teen drama years ago akin to euphoria/skins (Stiles probably even wrote fanfiction as a young teen in his bedroom that featured Derek Hale or his characters)
(now all of a sudden, Stiles is on board and he’s telling journalists how excited he is that his only romance novel has been picked up for a movie, even tho he spent months on twitter talking shit about romcom adaptations.. now all of a sudden, Stiles wants every part of this movie. he will be on set making sure the directors and actors are getting it right.. he’s totally not there just to watch Derek Hale do a shirtless scene or whatever)
So a group of fae invaded beacon hills and the pack makes a plan to, well, make them leave. However, since this type of fae is invisible to the human eye, Stiles, Lydia and Alison are asked to stay at the loft and wait.
After waiting for 2hs with no messages from the pack, Stiles decides to go and check on them, make sure that no one died yknow. Except that when he arrives the pack is nowhere to be seen. Instead he finds a clear filled with delicious strawberry and roots that his mom used to collect to prepare some very delicious dishes.
It isn't until Stiles has two pockets, his fists and his mouth full of tasty fruit that he notices his very flabbergasted pack hanging from the trees. Horror and disgust written on their faces.
"Oh, hi guys. Watchu doing up there?"
The only answer are hanging mouths and exaggerated frowns. It isn't until Stiles helps them to get down that Scott dares to break the silence.
"Dude...bro..."
When Scott is unable to finish his sentence, a traumatized looking Cora asks
"Stiles, why are you eating the fae?"
"What? No, it's fruit. Kind of elusive plants, my mom used to collect them for her Polish dishes"
"Stiles... fruit doesn't run away when you try to pick it"
"Yeah, I know, as I said, very elusive and strange plants. But so delicious. Here, try it"
Everyone looked at Stiles as if he had-
"Did you hit your head?"
"What? No. Guys are you sure the fairy dust didn't affect you?"
"Oh, I see" Peter smiled before bending over to grab a small root from the floor "so they're not invisible to the human eye, but simply camouflage as fruits and plants"
"Oh my god, so all these years we've been eating Tinkerbell???" Scott ran to Stiles and grabbed him by the shoulders "Bro, your mom fried Tinkerbell, ohgodohgodohgod we ate Tinkerbell!"
The trip back to their cars was quite interesting, Stiles and Scott panicking over their accidental carnivorous activities ("I JUST ATE THEM RAW DUDE, AND I LIKED IT"), Peter taking down notes on his cellphone, Derek hiding his blush caused by seeing Stiles devour their enemies, Erica cracking in the back, and Boyd, Cora and Isaac debating whether fae would taste different raw and cooked.
Way to find out your mom was the accidental fae plague prevention of the Hale territory.
Love their dynamic, the ex vibes are everything. Would love to see the in-between years from the moment at Vlad's house to the present future timeline. Who knows what could've occurred between these two.
Le gasp I’m a multi-shipper and love the gray ghost ship. Also, we stan a short king Danny around these parts. Read somewhere the guy’s 5’2”, just barely tall enough to be an astronaut.
Where Clockwork has managed just like people into believing that his poor favorite son Danny gets taken away 6 months out of the year by Valerie aka the red huntress
And how she even changed phantom's name to Danny up on the surface just like Persephone's name in the underworld is Persephone top of world it's Kore
Clockwork is really out here with you on the fact that he wants his son back and promises not to attack and Danny's over here like we broke up years ago back in high school by ancient stop telling people that
The reason Danny keeps disappearing is because of college so he's absolutely confused in the background
~{…So here me out Male Wife X Girl boss }~
•Phantom or Danny•
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Clockwork was drinking some nightshade tea that was a gift from his Ghostling in his clock tower, when he heard the distinctive sound of a outer-world door slamming open in his clock tower shortly followed by the clicking of black heels he was very familiar with at this point.
“FATHER-IN-LAW”
Yelled a very pissed off Valerie Gray who is married to his Ghostling, Who surprisingly was not in her hero get up as she usually is when she comes to visit the realms even when she was with Clockworks ghosting.
“Ah Mrs.Gray what can I help you with?” Clockwork like a good Father-in-Law asked innocently before having one of the ecto-blasters that Valerie always keeps that her hips shoved into his face.
While Clockwork could have easily just destroyed her very existence in every timeline and made it so it would be like she never existed in the first place, but the only unfortunate part of being the Ghostly Father of Danny is that he would remember her and he would hate to make his ghosting cry.
“Don’t try to pull that ‘I don’t know anything about this’ bullshit with me” Valerie hissed out after a moment.
“But I truly do not know what your talking about Mrs.G-” Clockwork almost finished response before he was so rudely interrupted by Valerie who was yelling so much it was a surprise that she hadn’t her voice yet.
“Stop telling people I kidnapped Danny!, I have to keep beating back other supernaturals beings who keep trying to kidnap Danny back into the ghost zone while fighting off the supernatural hero’s who think I kidnapped my wife!” Valerie snapped much quieter but you could still hear the fire of her rage that the edges of her voice and after a brief pause she continued with
“Now you better stop or I will find a way to kill your ass permanently” and with that she left as soon as she showed up unannounced.
Clockwork just sat in silence for a moment
“I’m a keep doing it”
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•Little Things•
•Valerie is the husband and Danny the wife in this and no you can not change my mind :)
•Val only calls Clockwork “Father-In-Law” is because of her respect and love for Danny as her wife
•Danny calls Clockwork “Patér”
•Danny is completely cool with being called Val’s Wife and calling her his husband, if anything he likes it
•Val is sick and tired of supernatural entities/ supernatural hero’s trying to kidnap Danny back to the realms or trying to fight for his hand in marriage, Not that any of that worked but she’s getting real sick of it
~{ Will add on too later if I feel like it }~
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•Appearance•
Danny
With a shit ton of black and silver jewelry [+ and pants version!]
Val
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~{And that’s it! Hope you gremlins like it sorry if it’s worded weirdly I am running on caffeine but this is a very funny idea lol, anyway until next time byeeeeee}~
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