does uwu mean rail me

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[doitbuckley]

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

[louisegluckpdf]

friendships end. relationships end. black turtleneck is forever

[sesamie-moving]

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

[countess-of-edessa]

buying four things that are about sixteen dollars adds up to over sixty dollars. that doesn't make any sense they are each sixteen dollars (small price) and it is only four (small amount) they should not make over sixty dollars (big cost) this is why the economy is in shambles

[hoaxghost]

small guide to my emoticon usage

[hoaxghost]

Did a lil addition for various other emoticons people have asked me about

[icecreamsoup]

I wanted to add my takes on these two

[vampirejuno]

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

[ratgill]

every ghibli movie is better with some guys in it

[log6]

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

[bookpdf]

there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Woman: My boyfriend is such a golden retriever

Me (trying to be open minded but clearly disgusted): Oh cool. I didn't know certain laws had changed

[akihatohnoofficial]

reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

[averagefairy]

guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

[berrytart]

one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^