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[vampirejuno]

You thought I was done posting my Andromedas? (Andromedi? Andromedae?...) Well here's the latest hehe

(looks much better if you click on it btw)

[wizardarchetypes]

i remember in a college acting course two of my classmates were assigned a scene between macbeth and lady macbeth, and the day of exams macbeth showed up high out of his fucking mind. just zonked to hell. and usually that would be so annoying and not actually make a person better at acting, but he got up on stage for the exam and started panicking and pivoted hard into a paranoid high while lady macbeth tore into him and he looked more genuinely terrified than any oscar win i've ever seen

[viralfrog]

[cameoamalthea]

Things to do with your twin

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[dinodoggie]

This is how Project Hail Mary went, right?

I hope you enjoy this silly video, and have an AWESOME day!

[ratbreadd]

lyrics from venus - sleeping at last :)

version with just adrian!

[incaseyouart]

More studies of Dr. Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary, ft Rocky, aka the two bestest of friends ever from the best movie and also book ever oh my god

One of my fave moments is when Grace draws PPE onto Rocky's dome, so he can be included in big science time D:

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[vampirejuno]

I need to rewatch proj- [gets dragged off screen by a large bird]

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[buy-more-oranges]

The Eridian scientists were used to malnutritioned Grace, and did not know about stimming. The were realy chill and didn't over react at all.

[wolfythewitch]

Listen you're the only person on the Internet equipped to answer this question. If Ryland Grace is the Jesus figure who died for humanity's absolution, what does that make Eva Stratt? Like allegorically, is she Judas because she betrayed him? Is she Pontius Pilate who put him to death? Somebody else? Multiple people?

Oh ! Uhm I might come back to this when im less sleepy. This doesn't really answer your question but she's always been like Eve to me (eve, eva, haha) gives Adam the fruit that dooms them both, punished with the pain of labor

[wolfythewitch]

Reblogging with my own tags because the more I think about it the more that is my answer yea

[vampirejuno]

I hate appointments and schedules and responsibilities and the concept of the working week and phone calls and voicemails and call backs and time slots and referrals and doctors and bookings and holidays and ticket pricing and availabilities and scheduling conflicts and the passage of time

[vampirejuno]

Name one thing more bloody awkward than doing the whole song and dance of getting an appointment and then realizing you have to call them back n be like "woops sorry actually I can't do that day, I'm going on fucking vacation so can we talk about my health n shit some other time"

[vampirejuno]

I did it. But at what cost (half an hour agonizing for no reason)

[hailed-marys]

Walking into coffee shop with horseshoe bend auto club shirt and grace keychain: they don’t know I’m hailed-marys on tumblr

[100493503004422]

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[dreamfarer]

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.