Sunflos

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Rick walks into Y/N’s room to find it a wreck…

Rick: What happened in here?!

Y/N: *blushes* Well…um…Daryl and I were…uh…

Daryl: Training. Late night training.

Rick: Well then why are you wearing only Daryl’s vest?

Y/N: Very intense, thorough, late night training..

Daryl: Definitely thorough. I think we’ll have to do it again…and again…and again.

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Negan: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.

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The group in the car: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!

Rick: We have food at home.

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The group in the car: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!

Carol: *pulls into the drive-through*

The group: *cheering*

Carol: One black coffee please.

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The group in the car: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Negan: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!

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Rick: That's it, you're in time out. Get on top of the fridge.

Carl, climbing the fridge: This family is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

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Beth: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Y/n: This is a 10 page letter.

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Negan: What should I eat for lunch?

Maggie: Poison.

[fallenrosepettals]

HOW ARE WE FEELING DONNIE NATION

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Season 11 episode 9 spoilers

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Negan: I've never had a real friend before.

Y/n: I can be your friend.

Negan:

Negan: I've also never had a girlfriend before.

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Negan: Time for plan G.

Simon: Don't you mean plan B?

Negan: No we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.

Dwight: What about plan D?

Negan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half and hour ago.

Arat: What about plan E?

Negan: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Y/n: I like plan E.

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Y/n: *blushing* I’ll show you mine if you show me yours?

Michonne: Ok.

Y/n: *starts taking off shirt*

Michonne: *starts putting all of her hidden weapons on the table*

Y/n: Oh I meant-

Andrea: No stop, I want to see how many she has.

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Y/N: Daryl and I don't use pet names.

Carol: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Y/N: Honey?

Daryl: Yes, dear?

Y/N:

Carol: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Reposting my fave post on honour of 100 followers !!!!!

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Rick, to Y/N: *cocks gun* Go to bed. This is no longer a request. This is now a threat.

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Connie, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Carol, not looking up from her book: Really? Daryl, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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Rick : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Carl : Mine just says "Carl no."

Rick : I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Carl: I don't need sleep. I've been sleeping just fine.

Y/n, staring at the multiple cups of coffee Carl has laid on his desk: Fucking lies.

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Daryl, sweating: Y/n, there’s something I need to ask you-

Y/n: Finally! You’re proposing!

Daryl: How’d you know?!

Y/n: Daryl, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Y/n: I even picked it up once.

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*Y/n having a crush on Enid*

Y/n: Do you wanna play twenty questions?

Enid: Sure, lets go.

Enid: Y/n, what is your favorite color?

Y/n: Triangle. Do you like girls?