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[maxcore]

gpda said:

we want to say fuck (to describe a car or otherwise)

we want to wear jewellery

we want to wear fucking underwear however we want

and also where the fuck does our money go?

[maxcore]

liked by:

found at the scene of the crime: the overworked and underpaid 19 year old, public enemy number one and a french person (obviously)

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[jonathangroffcentral]

@IAMSethStewart

Your King, Jonathan Groff is participating in #EarthHour2016 , are you?! #Hamilton #EarthHour #jam @BroadwayGreen

[petals42]

guys, google docs really is astounding. it just put a red squiggly line under the word ‘back’ because the next two words were ‘of dicks’ and it knew i meant ‘bag.’

yes, thank you google docs. i did mean BAG of dicks. 

what a great program.

[aglionby]

[dutchster]

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[clavicusvilemoved]

Okay so it seems like people will call any mallet percussion instrument a xylophone and I’m here to teach you shit.

This is a xylophone. The wood part is thick and it’s high pitched.

This is a marimba. It’s huge and expensive. No like a small one costs over $4,000 (3186.20 euros). The key things are really long and thin.

Now do you see this beautiful instrument? This is called the vibraphone motherfuckers. Or just the vibes. Anyways it sounds amazing. I could marry the sound. Basically, it;s made of metal and you have a pedal to stop it from ringing too long.

This is the glockenphejksdfjkl. I have no idea how to spell it, so lets just call it the orchestral bells. If you hit this shit too loud it can burst your eardrums. 

These are a joke.

[sangurex]

I live how angry op is

[daisenseiben]

Sure are a lot of xylophones on this post.

[blackqill-deactivated20200611]

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

[sunflower-9790]

🌞 (at Austin, Texas)

[sunflower-9790]

at Skyline Drive

[sunflower-9790]

Here I am serving rugby realness 💪🏻 (at Woodland Park, Colorado)

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunflower-9790]

Camp life (at Woodland Park, Colorado)

[sunflower-9790]

I'll never let go Jack (featuring a Braces photo shoot) 💖 (at Woodland Park, Colorado)

[sunflower-9790]

Thanks for a banging summer 🌞 (at Woodland Park, Colorado)

[sunflower-9790]

Chacogonia's 💖 (at Woodland Park, Colorado)