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Phoebe | 18 | she/her | insta: @sunkjupiter Too sad to be active on this account.

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I found something much better than cows...

It's all in Japanese so I'm not sure, but I think this blog is the original (or at least has a link to the original blog post).

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How to flirt with girls 101:

Do not make eye contact.

That's it.

Best of luck. xx

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I haven't seen a worm in a while.

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I found this in my dad's photography from 1981.

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I thought my only problem during quarantine would be converting cups and sticks into real measurements for my banana bread but instead I'm trying to get nazis put in prison.

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Update:

Saw a toad in th garden this time. Wasn't as cool as the frog but much more handsome.

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Go sit in the sun so you can

✨photosynthesize✨

with the rest of the pretty flowers.

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might just give a blood sacrifice to the goddess of the forest.

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I SAW A REAL LIFE FROG TODAY, NOT A TOAD, A FROG !! JUST HOPPING ABOUT THE GARDEN MINDING IT'S OWN FROGGY BUSINESS !

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Emm... So no one was gonna tell me that National Geographic has a slo-mo video explaining how frogs jump? I had to find that out by myself?

Meaning I could have gone my entire life not seeing this video?!

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@sunkjupiter made a collage of bees with her face in the middle so i made one with some cows and my face in the middle c: V CUTE IDEA!!!!

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This. is. the. most. ADORABLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!

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Yeh... Worms are pretty cool

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I think my biggest problem right now is deciding what aesthetic I'm going to wear to business school because on the one hand I want to be a smart dark academia student who wears tailored trousers and drinks coffee on his way to the library but on the other hand I want to dress like your cottagecore wife that picks wildflowers with you in the spring.

Or maybe I wanna dress like a little brown mushroom...

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Just found out that snails don't have ears so they can't hear me when I tell them how pretty they are. I rate this -10/10 my day is ruined, Nay my life is ruined.

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I wish to be a mushroom man,

Working in my mushroom mill,

Married to my mushroom wife,

Who sits upon a mushroom hill.

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The second image (one above selfie) in your bee collage is not a bee, it's a fly (Syrphidae). Just letting you know, have a nice day 😁

Wow! I didn't even know you could get so many different types of hoverfly! 😅 Very interesting, thanks for letting me know. ♡