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|she/her| |india| |bad jokes enthusiast| |solo harrie|

[butternaan]

do u guys remember when shah rukh khan was like im trisexual i like to try everyrhing

[butternaan]

obsessed withthis

[butternaan]

[butternaan]

yes these r real everyones forgetting srk is the original deranged heartthrob

[mograa]

this is my favorite thing in existence i quote this multiple times a month

[oceanmonsters]

don’t forget my favourite one

[oceanmonsters]

wait I forgot about my OTHER favourite one

[killmygoldenn]

@sunlightrry

[psycho-mocha]

Ariana Gandhi

Title track : positions

Lyrics : I'll be switching the positions for you yoga in the ashram and I'm freedom fighting too <3

B-side tracks :

Break up with the british I'm bored

I've got no dandis left to march

7 movements

[psycho-mocha]

7 movements lyrics :

breakfast at sabarmati and bottles of bubbles boys in topis who like getting in trouble

[psycho-mocha]

my head is balding my speech, girlbossing I'm quitting india for salt I'm marching you like my hair? gee thanks, don't have it

[a-smr-things]

I sea salt,

I like salt,

I want salt,

I got salt.

[a-smr-things]

*modified refined salt version*

Breakfast at Dandi

and bottles of water,

Boys in topis who like getting in trouble,

Charka and khadi,

spools of cotton,

Spun myself all of my favourite clothes.

Been through some gobar,

I should've been sad bruh,

Who would've thoughta turn me to a sangrami,

Rather be tied up with cotton not nylon,

Make my own salt like I make my own rules.

My head is balding

my speech, girlbossing

I'm quitting india

for salt I'm marching

you like my hair? gee thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it,

I want it, I got it.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

Whoever said ahimsa can't solve your problems,

Must not have had enough ahimsa to solve 'em

They say, "Which salt?" I say, "Nah, I want all of 'em"

Happiness is the same price as self government.

My head is balding

my speech, girlbossing

I'm quitting india

for salt I'm marching

you like my hair? gee thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it,

I want it, I got it.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

Yeah, my clothes, be lookin' like salt fields,

If it ain't salt, then it's talc powder.

Khadi is my business clothes,

The way it be settin' the tone for me

I don't mean to brag, but I be like, "Put the salt in the bag, " yeah

When you see them salts, they stacked up like my spools, yeah

March, go from the ashram to the Dandi

Go to the Brits , give them sour candy!

Never mind, I got the salt

Nothing but taste when we eat,

Look at my topi, look at my khadi,

Ain't got enough money to buy their salt,

Ain't no salt taxes when I'm on the set

If I like it, then that's what I get, yeah

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it,

I want it, I got it.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

[lake-erie]

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

[promethes]

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

[funovels]

Thug Life Meme Sunglasses  🕶️

Meme Master

The focus of this party. You’ll be a huge talk of whatever event you wear these to

As soon as I put it on, the familiar BGM sounded in my head

Wear it to take a coolest picture

Get Funny with your friends

🕶️ BE A CERTIFIED MEME MASTER - reblog this and post your picture with the meme glasses. Let’s wait for this thread to blow up. 

[thememeheart]

DUDE I NEED THIS

[percept]

this is fire omgggg

[analling]

found these photos and said to myself, okay you’re gonna have to buy this glasses self! CAUSE LOOK AT THEM??? esp the doggo wow I ALSO NEED THIS FOR MY BOOBEAR DOGGO

[aku-no-homu]

Baahubali 2

[arcaniumagi2]

GOT who? LOTR what?

[explorerrowan]

… I am not entirely sure what just happened. Exploding balls of men with shields catapulting from palm trees. A man just sliding around this invasion on his shield, then Captain America-ing like 10 dudes with it.

Bollywood effects departments are having way too much fun.

[silenthill]

Just to clarify, this actually isn’t a Bollywood production, since Bollywood isn’t just a catch-all term for Indian cinema. and this is actually one of the TAMEST ACTION SEQUENCES IN THIS FILM. My personal favorite is when Baahubali uses the power of love to unlock flash stepping advanced tech.

Please go watch Baahubali 1 and Baahubali 2 the conclusion (they’re on US netflix fully subtitled!!) the music, the acting, the entire duology is some of the most entertaining bits of film I’ve seen in years and years. It’s a great ride, and one that’s really great to share with friends.

[cookii-whore]

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[yilinglaozuu]

THE LAST SCREAM I DIED🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

[theenchanteddreamer-deactivated]

Oh my god please I can’t stop laughing😂😂🤣🤣 That song and that scream I-

[msnikkimoneypenny]

The Olympics are really coming for Black people this year....

It ain't just She'Carri Richardson

[finnverbose]

Racists are too fucking scared to stand upon their actual athletic accomplishments so they have to literally fucking cheat.

The whole point of the olympics is it’s supposed to be competition between the world’s best athletes and anyone who wins without these people being in the competition has earned nothing.

[plutojester]

pal pal palpatine, star wars’ greatest love machine

[theocseason4]

I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong

[richspoiltkid]

I wonder what kind of a person I'd be if i didn't have anxiety

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[madeline-kahn]

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[owlmylove]

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

[levantine-deactivated20220812]

The censoring of any Palestinian content is in full swing right now especially on Instagram and tiktok, please continue to seek out news and info :

Mohammed el Kurd

Eye on Palestine

[killmygoldenn]

Ballerinarry music box collection, out soon!

(inspo.)

[stockhlmsyndrome]

harry has enough nipples to feed the rest of one direction….think about it