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ngutu-deactivated20190127

not to flex but i never saw la la land

i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient

anchovy-official

my personal theory is that the people who started the idea that interns run corporate social media accounts was the corporations themselves so that even people who hate companies would be subject to sympathy for the accounts. it adds more humanity to them and it is absolutely evil

titorposada-deactivated20190308

Like does anyone honestly believe major brands trust some of their most visible PR to random interns? Sure a local business will often just let a savvy kid run their social media, but fucking like Wendys and Sunny D are not letting Britney the 20 year old intern handle what amount to multiple daily press releases.

osterfields-deactivated20181007

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

kagrenacs

I don’t think anything is a match for this plane

tinybed

How I created my animation of Dobby belly dancing during my finaly year at the University of Bradford.

presenting this without commentary

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

the pope bangs his scepter on the ground and requests an exclusive look at the creation of a dobby pussy indulgence

cattt420-deactivated20200729

BREAKING NEWS

According to TMZ,John Mulaney was recently hospitalized due to severe back pains caused by the burden of carrying the entire comedy industry.We all wish him a speedy recovery.

dreamypuppyboy

sasvkeliker

i was looking up drawing refs for couples and was like “why are they all a man and a woman??” and then i remembered heterosexuality

sasvkeliker

teaboot

One of my favourite parts of working with kids is like… Very Gently subverting their idea of gendered topics… Like if a girl goes ‘no, sharks are a boy thing’ and you go “UM ACTUALLY THATS STUPID AND INCORRECT” they get freaked out, but if instead u go “Are you sure? Cause I think sharks are awesome, here’s a scale picture of a Megalodon” it’ll blow their tiny mind and they’ll be shitting themselves over it for days. 100% effective, 10/10 recommend

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musicalbunny

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

“*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species. *Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!! *Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk. *To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator. * A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued! *If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”

flashinglightsandecstasy

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

kazuha159

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!