neptune

21, she/her/my prince Internet users DNI

[astrophagy]

          — vincent van gogh

[squiddleward-deactivated2019032]

happy 30th birthday spongebob!

[blackberryshawty]

He’s a cancer

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Oh snaps he’s older than me!

[lowpolycas]

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

[firstfullmoon]

Tomas Tranströmer, from “The Indoors is Endless,” tr. Robin Fulton

[text ID: April May / and sweet honey dribbling June.]

[disgustinggf]

"ok so what are we watching tonight" me in front of a mirror while u fuck me

[amaraqwolf]

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

[amaraqwolf]

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

eat breakfast

go to bed

get out of bed

take a shower

write

practice

watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it

retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[dykemd]

one day ure 22 then the next ure 23. sick. twisted. dark sided. limp wristed.

[melangedmess]

what a fucking day *me at 8:15 AM*

[lacontessemadi]

Maybe the real stranger thing was the heterosexuality we lost along the way

[iloveuppers-deactivated20250310]

[mikarchive-deactivated20250714]

mary oliver, the pond

[shisasan]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷𝟿, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶-𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹

[ID: July 19, slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life. END ID]

[muresetivoire]

Hot girl summer (visiting museums, tea/coffee shops, and libraries)

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

Visit Original Link

egg

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[neptunetheghost]

of course i'm LGBT (loser gender bastard totebagger)

[desinteresse]

Everyday I wake up and go ‘SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!!’ and then I go to work