Sun is high so am I

25F and still on this hellsite

[catchymemes]

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[capnsoapy]

It Ends

And the ultimate bloging ends

[vintagecomputer]

It Resumes

And the ultimate bloging resumes

[modmad]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

The funniest person in this entire post

[argumate]

this is an act of war against the menswear guy for sure

[sillytally]

“I like your shoelaces.”

(Pained look) “yeah.. thanks, the president gave them to me..”

[argumate]

damn how did I miss this one

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[jollygreengiantdick]

For anyone who wants to see the exact date and time you started on tumblr:

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[queerforscience]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

< 1 year

1-2 years

3-4 years

5-6 years

7-8 years

9-10 years

11-12 years

13-14 years

15-16 years

17-18 years

Since the beginning (19 years)

Voting ended onMar 25

Round to the closest year! I couldn't figure out the best way to succinctly communicate, for example, >10 but <=12 in a way accessible to people with varying degrees of comfort with math notation.

[possumsblossom]

[beckoningforest]

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

[quillwombat]

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

[helila]

turns sound on

the sound:

[mikeseagull]

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

[mikeseagull]

How

[amazoogle]

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

[sourcreammachine]

it’s not a blunt it’s a sharp

[revelware]

you light this and it shatters and explodes like a prince ruperts drop

[nivxk]

[ctrl-alt-glitch-blog]

This is really fucking cool.

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

Aang is here to cleanse the shit off your dash

[fernicenty]

in my borzoi era 🐾

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

poll song #710

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

A little discussed tumblr experience is that when you add a new gif to a post, it goes into the gif library that everyone has access to

Every now and then you get a notification that a user has added your gif to their post and you are treated to a glimpse of a user you have never seen before in a fandom you have never heard of talking about something you will never see again

And it feels like

10/10 experience, keep it coming

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Exhibit A

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[edenfenixblogs]

Enjoy your spite foods!

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[mikeseagull]

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

[mikeseagull]

How

[amazoogle]

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

[sourcreammachine]

it’s not a blunt it’s a sharp

[revelware]

you light this and it shatters and explodes like a prince ruperts drop

[armengoldira]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[coughloop]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[morwentrouble]

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent

[mikkeneko]