"Secrets" are a myth.

Secrets are a myth. There is no piece of information a human being holds with out telling another soul. Someone, somewhere, knows the truth. And at places like this, the downright disgusting facts about your past are laid out on the table for everyone too see. Whoever told you Sunny Santa Monica's Rehabilitation Center was a safe place to get away from your past lied, cause baby we're here to dig it right back up.

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I want gossip.

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At least she isn't deathly afraid of the damn bird. I mean issac almost peed his pants when she told him.

iI don’t blame him! Those beady I’d fuckers better step away from me because I will swing.

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I heard that new Spanish girl on the third floor has a bird in her room as a pet. She has no friends, so she turns to befriending birds. Crazy bitch.

To each his own? Oh my god, do you think she's like, "a bird whisperer? 

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thoughts on the new Alex

He's hot, but he can definitely be an asshole. And that little homophobic act I heard about? Well.

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I think Oliver is cute.

He is, but I swear if he has an STD like the last grey-face said I just want to announce now that I will not be fucking with him, okay? Ruining yourselves and shit…

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Oliver wasn't feeling good yesterday, and now Marky isn't feeling good either. I smell STD.

And I smell shade! Ooo, Nonnie I like you. Watch out everyone, and stay tested.

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Is it just me, or did Molly become a perma-bitch?

But seriously, I don’t know. She definitely can be, and I’m just like girl bye, but…what does everyone else think? 

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I heard Marky and Oliver broke up, but I didn't even know they were a thing. Worst relationship ever, if you ask me.

Maybe they weren’t official? I don’t know Nonnie, but I am definitely interested in why they’re”over”

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YOU BASIC BITCHES DIDN'T SEND ME A GOD DAMN THING.

Let's try that again; send me in the latest scoop, bitches.

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Send me in the scoop, bitches.

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Fine, if you dont want the time out chair theres always the chum bucket. Did you know no one goes their because its really a cannibal restaurant?

Bye.

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Thoughts on Oliver?

Um ew. No no. His whole “Im innocent” act is almost as bad as Mari’s. Almost. I cannot stand that kid.

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There's a place in the world for people like you and thats the time out chair......

Oh no. Don't scare me now. 

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Thoughts on Leo?

Leo is fab. He has his sassy moments but he also has his sweet and nice moments. Keeps people from hating him. Four for you, Leo, you go Leo.

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aspen/alexander I SHIP IT

I thought we all agreed we shipped Aspen and the devil, um.

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kasey/skyler | marinat/marky

Kasey/Skyler; Yes. I ship it.

Marinat/marky; Noo. 

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least favorite?

Mari.