SURVIVING NO NUT NOVEMBER (L.MK, L.DH)
MEMBERS. mark lee x fem!reader x lee haechan
GENRE. smutā¦thatās it⦠some humor
WORD COUNT. 28.8k (iām not apologizing and you canāt make me)
CONTENTS. weed consumption, haechan favoritism (itās me. what did you expect), explicit smut (slightest of dubcon, chasing kink (? yāall idk), quite a bit of edging/orgasm denial (giving), dry humping, handjobs, blowjobs, cunnilingus, finger sucking, bit of spit kink, unprotected sex, creampie, double penetration, anal, rimming (receiving), overstimulation (receiving), praise kink, some slight degradation, bratty switch!reader, bratty switch!haechan, needy switch!mark, haechan really likes calling you āpuppy,ā i think thatās it)
NOTES. hi :3 thank you to my love @ncteezā (hon) for beta reading this for me! iām on my mark & haechan monster cock agenda thank you very much :)
PLAYLIST. video games - sun // seduce - russ // pth - emanuel
āAs usual, I think youāre full of it.ā Lia sizes up Haechan, her scrutinizing stare so chilling that it affects you as an innocent bystander simply sitting next to Haechan.
āIām not,ā Haechan fiercely defends himself, jabbing his thumb into his chest emphatically. āI totally did take three edibles and, yes, I did see God! She was not pleased with me,ā Haechan finishes in a mumble, scratching the back of his neck anxiously.
āWhat makes you think you saw God and not, like, her secretary angel or something?ā Jaemin asks with a brow raised, and Haechan grimaces.
āWhat, am I not important or special enough to meet Miss God herself? I got some divine being several rungs down the holy corporate ladder?ā Haechan counters, and the silence that falls over your table is deafening. āWow.ā
āSorry,ā Yeji says, shrugging. āItās not personal.ā
āYeah, well, it sure feels personal,ā Haechan grouches. Turning to you, he shakes your arm and whines loudly, saying, āYou think Iām important and special, right?ā