JUST A Guy

19 He/they Can't decide on a personality

[sunray242]

Reading ghost fucking smut outloud in the house I just moved into to assert dominance over any ghosts who may be haunting my place

[sunray242]

I know I’m lucky that I don’t puke every time I eat something greasy but having my gallbladder out is really inconvenient since it makes me need to shit about 18 times a day after I have 2 cups of coffee and a greasy microwave breakfast sandwich

[writing-prompt-s]

She hadn't made a milkshake in years for fear that they would return.. She starts the blender reluctantly.. In the distance, screams.. The boys had returned. They were. coming to her yard.

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[deathation]

[sunray242]

I love myself some punctuation, but I have no idea how to use a semicolon; obviously that means I'm going to use 10000 of them; incorrectly

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

Okay I have done past research and talked to other sex repulsed people, but I thought I might as well ask you lot

Sex repulsed aces, how would you like to be portrayed in a book?

Note: this book is a romance book between an allo and a sex repulsed ace and developing a truely healthy relationship between them!! So any thoughts of what a healthy relationship would mean to you!!

[sunray242]

Personally? I genuinely like intimacy. Not sex but kissing, hugging, touching, being open and stuff.

I am also a hopeless romantic, you could probably do something with that.

Also I make as many, if not more sex jokes than my allo friends so take that as you will.

But my experiences are not universal and I have frequently baffled my therapist in ways she didn't know she could be baffled, so... Yup.

But I also think most asexual people (from my experience) just don't want to be treated as other. We are the exact same as people who enjoy sex. Our sexual preference is a small factor in our lives. Yes it will be important for a romance book but the real key is the communication, both verbal and nonverbal.

When me and my boyfriend were on the line of getting together I sat him down and basically said "hey. I'm not interested in all the sex stuff. It kinda grosses me out when I think of myself in that position. Kisses and touching is fine. I'll tell you to stop if I need to." and since then it has been brought up in conversation, " hey do you want to try this?"" hey, I saw a thing and I want to see if I like it" and other such conversations

I hope I actually answered your questions and not just gone on a rant about myself lol

[cryptotheism]

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

[cryptotheism]

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

[cryptotheism]

[neosatsuma]

[writing-prompt-s]

“No, I’m not the chosen one. I’m just a farmer. Now go away!”

[sunray242]

Stardew Valley

[sunray242]

Becoming the leader because you’re the Chosen One: Boring, bland, overdone, needs a Chosen One

Becoming the Leader because everyone else is fucking stupid: New, Funny, gotta love characters who are just Fucking Stupid

[important-animal-images]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

[syls-chaos]

[tumbler-polls]

Let's create a senate meeting. The ingredients:

constructive political discussion

cute outfits

daggers 🗡️🗡️🗡️

scheming & betrayal

homoeroticism

dramatic exclamations

having fun and being yourself

bloodshed 🩸🩸🩸

good vibes

one dead Caesar 🥗

Voting ended onMar 22, 2024

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Reasons why the Villagers of Stardew Valley should be fucking terrified of the Farmer

I bet Pierre wrote this. He definitely would.

They can eat food. Forever. Try and beat them in a drinking contest? You'll be getting a new liver and they'll be standing over you with another mug of beer in their hand

They know what you like. Maybe even stuff you didn't know you liked

They do not walk; it's not an option. There is only sprint like the ghost of your past sins are chasing you down

They can appear where they want at will. You'll see them leave town in one direction and appear in the other

Anyone who can single-handedly bring down a corporate entity while seducing all the single young men and women of the town should be respected and feared

They talked to the fucking wizard in the tower. What the fuck.

They can control the weather. Tell them it would be nice to have a summer shower after months of drought? Well guess what happened.

WHERE. DO. THEY. KEEP. FINDING. THE. ARTIFACTS.

WHO'S. BLOOD. IS. THAT.

They made friends with a sewer creature. How did it even get there?

THEIR HORSE CAN ALSO APPEAR AT THEIR WILL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Feel free to add to this it's too much fun

[sunray242]

They eat??? The plates????? No matter what food is on the plate?? It’s just gone???

They somehow have ALL of the high scores in Junimo Kart despite only standing there for half a second. How is that possible??

I’ve seen them do transactions with a mouse. How do you do transactions with a mouse.

HOW DO THINGS FLOAT TO THEM??? They just dropped something and it FLOATED right into their POCKET!! HOW!?

They hopped over the fallen log into a chair to get past it. How does that work? (Did they just toss the chair and hope for the best? Why didn’t they just hop the log?)

Multiple meteors have landed on their farm but no where else in the valley

I saw and alien walking around once that hadn’t been here before Farmer moved in.