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IR affiliated rp blog for Sun Wukong aka Monkey King from Lego Monkie Kid; housed in his own temple; indie selective; personals don't interact

[sunsage]

Sun Wukong aka The Monkey King | Lego Monkie Kid

A thousand year old monkey made out of rock that drinks all your pepsi and calls you a kid. That is also a Lego.

*slaps his head* This monkey man can fit so much guilt and pain in him.

Professional annoyance and pain in the ass. Almost anyone who meets him personally doesn’t like him. He’s better now though (allegedly).

Decided to retire and settle down, picking a random (or was it...) delivery boy as his successor, as one does.

Not very good at being a mentor as it turns out, but he’s trying his best.

His successor is the coolest little guy ever and if any of you are mean to him, he will blow this whole building up.

Rated “cute and cheeky” by his successor. Rated “destructive fraud” by his successor’s intrusive thought monster

Isn’t really on the market for more kids to mentor, but isn’t fully against it if the vibes are good.

It's very hard to get him to care for someone. But once he does? He will put himself in the line of fire to protect that person every time.

In his “no excess violence and murder unless there is really no other way out” phase.

Likes attention, does not like to be put in front of the crowd.

Isola related: APPLICATION | STATS | HOUSE | INVENTORY

General: RULES | HEADCANONS |

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How about a quick rp ad before the event wrecks us all? As we're just getting into summer, the starters will be summer-themed. And capping this at... 4? Yeah, 4.

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⚾️ + blanket & picnic basket

this world is nuts, let’s go on a picnic

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He catches the basket, but the blanket unfolds over him and manages to cover him fully.

"Sounds like a plan!" He doesn't seem to mind though. "I know a couple good spots up in the Isles, and since you'll be living here too now we can check them out together."

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💭 Ooooo! Me me me! Tell me how great I am!

Send “💭” for my muse’s honest opinion on yours.

"You sure you want to hear my honest opinion, bud? Not in a 'I think you suck' way, just in a 'We shared some pretty personal information with each other that one time and I kind of don't want to bring it up' way, you know?"

He scratches the back of his head, shrugging. "Buuut ignoring that, I do like you! You're pretty good at being fun. People feel more at ease around you. You've got a good stage presence and you attract everyone's attention without even trying. Which is good for me, because when we hang out almost everyone looks at you instead of me. And you seem to like it too, so win-win?"

"I do think you need to learn how to unwind and take it easy sometimes. Nobody can be on-the-clock all the time, that's how you burn out." He should know - he retired young after all. But back to the topic- "..Or start throwing people into a bottomless hole for ratings."

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🧠 + Sun knows that giving his best puppy eyes will uuuuuusuuuually get him what he wants, so he uses it as often as he can with Monkey King. Even for something so small HAH.

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That's just true... He folds easily when it comes to people he loves, and that combined with Sun's cute factor is an unstoppable combination. But! He tries to stand his ground when it comes to Sun's safety or well-being. You can convince him to let you eat five kilograms of bananas once so you can learn about the consequences of your actions, but it won't fly twice even with the strongest of puppy looks.

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🧠 + wait what about using his tail to cheat on his height

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Hmmm, he generally is fine with his height as is, but for the 'have to be this tall to ride' situations shapeshifting his legs to be a little longer is probably more convenient!

So not really unless he needs to and doesn't have access to his powers for some reason

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🧠 + he uses his tail as an emergency scoop to rescue baby monkeys and occasionally Sun out of trouble

ohhh and maybe to commit pranks on ppl he dislikes, like knocking over a cup of wine on Seb’s new shoes or something

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That's like saying he uses his hands for it lol as in yeah of course! It's like an extra hand that people pay less attention to, it's perfect for rescue missions, pranks and also pushing away people he does not like.

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not a good idea to put anyone on a pedestal my guy,,,

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@everybodyhatesjax limited time mini go

Wukong stares at the sizeable hole in his chest with something like confusion. Sure, he's seen guns around - more in this city than back home - but being shot with one was a new experience.

"Huh. Can't say anyone tries this on me before." Though if guns like this were available when he was out and about, maybe they would have. "Is it supposed to burn a bit?"

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Huh.

Who woulda thought.

Jax didn't think he'd find someone so willing to let him shoot them for his little experiment so easily, but this monkey thing had agreed, and Jax wasn't going to argue. He already knew that you could die here, and he knew that you came back, but he didn't know how it'd work with a weapon.

The rabbit tilts his head to the side, bending down to look at the hole through the other's chest, and lets out a low whistle.

"I'm more surprised you haven't keeled over dead yet."

"This is some real cartoon %$!# if I've ever seen it. Maybe the dying part takes a few minutes to kick in?"

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Belatedly, Wukong considers that maybe he should've taken off his shirt first before having a big hole shot through him (it was his favourite one!). Too late for that now, though. He'll just have to try and find one that is just as good next time he's shopping.

Caught up in the mourning for the lost garment Monkey King almost misses the question. Oh, right! This is totally something that would kill a mortal, isn't it.

"Oh no, I'm feeling it now..." He doubles over (carefully, so the blood doesn't drip down onto his pants) and drops onto the ground with a dramatic grunt. "My curiousity got the best of me-"

With a equally dramatic cough and a last strangled wheeze, his head lolls to the side, complete with his mouth open and tongue sticking out. He's really trying to sell it!

[blightsbite]

At the question, an aggressive bloom of more blossoms overtakes Vanth's shoulders. He holds his silence so desperately that it's physically uncomfortable. He... really does not want to answer how he ingested these stupid flowers. Luckily for him—and probably Monkey King too—Vanth doesn't utter so much as a word about it. Perhaps he has the primate's honest disinterest to thank for it. ❝ Even, ❞ he gasps, the muscles in his face screwing tightly together as his head falls back slightly. ❝ O- Okay. ❞

Vanth attempts to smooth out each ragged breath he takes, but his lungs feel too full to hold air. It's like... It's like— ❝ Fuck, it's like I'm drowning. ❞ The hands on Monkey King's chest tense on themselves as Vanth coughs and tries again. C'mon, inhale. Exhale. In and out, just like that. His breathing settles a little, but in trade, his body starts to shake. ❝ I'm just g- glad, it's not water... I hate the water, and—of course, God puts me on an island for my second chance. He's got, a- a cruel... sense of humor. ❞

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"You're doing- alright, kid." He can't say 'great' - literally can't - but at least Vanth is freaking out less now (or at least less destructively) so that's already a win. "We all have our weaknesses, nothing weird about it. I'm not great with fire myself."

Ugh, stupid flowers. That wasn't too bad of a thing to reveal but he should really watch what he's saying - and to whom.

(Sebastian found out - all that - even without the flowers. It wouldn't hurt to be careful).

"Most Gods do," He continues, slower. (Not all. Some also have zero sense of humour.) "But I think in this case it's just an unlucky coincidence. Can't really imagine what god would get their kicks out of - all this."

Monkey King shifts from side to side, a little uncomfortable with the prolonged contact, but doesn't pull away. Instead he inhales deeply again and holds it for a moment before exhaling through his teeth, smoke curling at the edges of his mouth. Under Vanth's shaking hands, his chest becomes much warmer.

"You kind of look like you need a hug, but I don't really want to give you one. Nothing personal, just not a fan of touching people I don't know well." He makes a face. "Unless you really need it? I can tough it out for like fifteen seconds. Maybe."

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Careful.

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Roast me…then toast me!!

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"'m saying this as your friend who cares about your well-being but you're way too trusting. Like, I keep worrying that you're out there falling for scams when I'm not around. Which you probably do. It's cool that you want to be honest, I respect that and all, but people will still lie to you! You need to be more careful, alright?" He leans over the table, top of his glass clinking against Aurelius's. "Also, your face is too nice looking. It's like someone hit you with a beautifying spell, it's not fair." He proceeds to not elaborate on that, instead knocking back the rest of his drink.

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roast me...

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"You are too much of a pushover, you don't work out your core enough, you're way too easy and fun to bully, ninety percent of your jokes are bad, you keep picking fights with Aurelius for no reason, you make your rooster live alone even though he'd really like another chicken there with him, you tell people way too much about your bedroom habits-" ...He's still going.

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roast me!

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"You seem like a kinda girl that would run straight into a dangerous situation with no plan or even idea what you're up against, get instantly beaten and then learn nothing from it. But that's just the vibe I get." Honestly, he's not entirely judging her for it, he's been there too when he was younger.