YOU FUCKING MATTER

I love you all, and I will give you head, just, love me back pooks?

[tysukier]

yall school is actually killing me

basketball practice isn’t helping either so k1ll me 😭🔫

(I know yall kinda forgot i exist but that alr) im working on a few projects right now, so ill see if i can catch up on them, but with my English essays and science assignments pushing em to the brink of extinction, I’m really debating on wether or not I’m going to fisnihs them, or stay on this app because idk 🤷‍♀️

but yeah sorry not sorry for being dead 🥰

[tysukier]

AHHHHHH JDJEJEJDNWKWJDJDJ

me and my dad went to a plastic surgeon to set up an appointment, and get my thumb looked at; and THE DOCTOR WAS ABSOLUTELY ‘GIRL DINNER’ BRO HE WAS SO FINE DANGNSKSMKDEMD

plus, PLUS, they were playing Golden from Kpop Demon Hunters on the speakers in the building 😭 like could the place get any better?!

But the receptionist were bitches, sooooo…. 👁️👁️ *side eye*

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ladyadrasteia666]

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

[briarscreek]

reblogging cause i hope im getting a raise soon

[honey-on-your-tongue]

Dear gods please help me

[tysukier]

LORD LET ME GET MY CRUSH

[tysukier]

little fics debate

should I finish them, or nah

finish them

Hang myself

Voting ended onAug 7, 2025

[tysukier]

I am working on these two little fics; and the energy I had first creating them has disappeared

I’d, whether to finish them; or just hang myself

[joltick-archive]

reblogging your own selfie

[hyperaije]

why is his name white he’s purple

[joltick-archive]

his name is redd white and he runs a company named bluecorp we dont ask questions here

[archivedbarfblog]

if you mix redd white and bluecorp together like paint you’d get a light purple or pink depending on ratios. we’re just not on his level. we never will be.

[charlesoberonn]

His hair is purple which is red and blue

His suit is pink which is red and white

And his jewels are light blue which is blue and white.

[dwagom]

his shirt is beige there’s something going on

[aliiiiiiice]

he’s a murderer also I think that’s worth mentioning

[insomniacflaaffy-official-deact]

This needs to be added though this post is so damn old

[sixthrock]

his friends call him WHITE BOY

[tysukier]

His rings are Deep Gold; and that’s if you combine black, red, and yellow

So all in all; he’s more sophisticated then us all

[tysukier]

WHAT THE FUC IS HIS FACE

IM BALLING MY EYES OUT

he said: ‘AHHH, GRRR!’

[tysukier]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

[tysukier]

You caught me ✋🏼😮‍💨

[tysukier]

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲!!!! 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬. 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬. 𝐍𝐎 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬! 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤! 🩵🩵

NAH CAUSE THE FACT THAT I TRIED TO SEND YOU THIS AND IT DIDN’T WORK HAS ME BALLING BUT THANK YOU 💜💜

[feelykavanagh]

https://www.tumblr.com/mattslolita/770538786198290432/now-this-might-be-a-little-much-buttt-drummer

okay but can we get a diff version of this when you are in a freaky mood…

perhaps if someone asks for it👅👅

[tysukier]

WE NEED THIS GOOD LORD PLEASE

plead with this Beatiful angel of a woman for a freaky mood butt drummer. No hesitation, WE NEED THIS, WE LOVE THIS, WE MUST HAVE IT @mattslolita

please mommy?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[lord-of-the-noodles]

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

[asideblogofyours]

time travelers

[techno-danger]

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

[asideblogofyours]

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

[unluckyshinyhunter]

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

[asideblogofyours]

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

[richard189381184]

what the FUCK is going on here

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

[ichigo-idealmental]

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

[thetacoseasoning]

did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?

Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)

[tysukier]

Ya’ll nee mental help, because you forgot then number 64, which is odd ☝🏼🤓

[xoxbunni]

chris had came home from a long day of runs. he walked inside the room he was tired, but the problem in his pants didn't seem it was leaving soon. that's how you ended up underneath him. face down ass up, he softly rutted into your soft walls feeling then suck him in deeper. you wanted him to plow you not some soft shit.

"are you in yet chris?" you asked your voice lacing with attitude. you were trying to get him annoyed, to get under his skin, to get him mad. "excuse me?" chris spoke. chris thought this had to be some joke his dick had you crying even screaming but now you were questioning him if he was even inside?

"i asked if you're in yet babe" you tried again. you were doing this on purpose it was obvious, but chris couldn't help but let it get under his skin. he slapped your ass watching it jiggle. he flipped you over quickly and plowed into you. an audible gasp escaped your mouth.

he didn't even let you adjust as he started thrusting rough and fast. "am i in yet?" he asked mocking your question from earlier. your eyes rolled back as your back arched taking him in deeper "i asked a fucking question y/n" he grabbed your jaw forcefully not enough to hurt but enough to keep you in place.

"mhm y-yes chris" you felt yourself reaching your high quickly. "that's what i fucking thought. haah f-fuck don't ever ask a question like again" he said as he noticed the tiny bulge on your stomach he pressed down on it. "ya feel me ma? so fucking deep in this dirty pussy"

"uh huh" you moaned loudly as you reached your high "mh please chris m'wanna c-cum baby" you said. the bed creeks as the headboard hits the wall repeatedly over and over again. "y'wanna cum for me ma? go ahead cum all over m'cock." he said as he plowed faster reaching his high. you tightened around him "fffuck you got it mama, that's my good girlll" you were in for a longg night.

y'all I didn't reread this cause i really dgaf that much but yolo!! first blurb kind of nervous 😖😖 y'all this suck icl (especially the ending wtf) but practice makes perfect!! 😋

dividers by @issysh3ll (🐒) and @dollywons (🐆)

[tysukier]

creaming

[maskedbyghost]

What’s better than a jealous, possessive Simon? Nothing. Get ready for all the drama and dirty you didn’t even know you needed. cw: jealousy, possessiveness, explicit language, rough sex, dirty talk... MDNI

You didn’t mean anything by it.

Really, you didn’t. Just a harmless laugh at some half-assed joke from one of the new guys on base. He was nervous, awkward, trying to find his footing among a team full of people who didn’t blink twice before throwing themselves into the line of fire.

So you were being nice. You smiled. You touched his arm when he said something funny. You laughed—not even your real laugh, just the polite one. The one that lets people think they’re charming even when they’re not.

But Ghost saw it.

He was halfway across the room, but he saw the way you leaned in, the way your lips curved, the way you let your hand rest on that guy’s forearm just a second too long. His jaw clenched, his arms crossed.

You saw it out of the corner of your eye and figured he was just being his usual silent, broody self. But the look he gave you? That wasn’t just disapproval. That was something else...

You forgot about it after a while. Finished the briefing and headed back to your room. You got halfway through pulling your shirt off when there was a knock—no, a thud—at your door.

You barely had time to register it before the door swung open.

He didn’t wait for permission. Didn’t ask. He just stepped in, shut the door behind him, and locked it.

“Something you need, Lieutenant?” you asked, arching a brow, still standing in your half-unbuttoned pants.

He didn’t say anything. Just stared at you, jaw tight behind the mask, chest rising with slow, controlled breaths. Then he walked toward you, calm and quiet, like he had all the time in the world.

You blinked. “Ghost—”

His gloved hand came up, grabbed your chin—not rough, but firm enough to shut you up.

“You like makin’ other men laugh?” he said low, his voice rough and close.

You swallowed. “It wasn’t like that.”

“No?” He tilted your face toward his. “Could’ve fooled me. Thought I was watchin’ my girl giggle like some fuckin’ schoolgirl over a guy who couldn’t make you come even if you spelled it out for him.”

You snorted nervously, trying to keep it light. “Jealousy doesn’t look good on you.”

He leaned in until his mask brushed your cheek. “Next time you flirt,” he growled, “I’ll put a leash on you.”

Your breath caught, and that’s all it took.

He grabbed the waistband of your pants and yanked them down in one smooth motion, spinning you around and pressing you up against the wall. His hand was at the back of your neck, pushing you forward until your cheek was flat against the cold surface.

You opened your mouth to speak, but the sound got caught in your throat when you felt him behind you—already hard, already pressing into you through his gear.

“Ghost—”

“Simon,” he corrected. “You’re gonna say my name when I fuck the brat out of you.”

His hand slid between your legs, rough gloves against bare skin, and you gasped when he touched you—no teasing, no buildup, just dirty, possessive fingers sliding right through your slick, like he’d expected it.

“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” he murmured, voice darker now, lower. “Drippin’ for me while you’re out there laughin’ at other men’s bullshit. You think they could make you feel like this? Think he’d know what to do with a needy little thing like you?”

You whined when he pressed harder, after yanking off his gloves and sliding two fingers inside, curling them deep, rubbing against that spot that made your knees weak.

“Answer me.”

“N-no, he wouldn’t,” you breathed out, already shaking.

“That’s right.” He pulled back just long enough to undo his belt, shove his pants down, and drag your hips back against him. “You’re mine. Been mine. Just forgot for a second. S’right—I’ll remind you.”

You moaned when he pushed in, when his cock stretched you open without warning, just thick, hard, possessive pressure that made you arch your back and grab at the wall for something to hold on to.

He groaned behind you, one hand fisting in your hair, the other wrapped tight around your throat. “Fuckin’ tight,” he muttered. “Can feel how wet you are—fuck, bet you were thinkin’ about me when he made you laugh. Bet you were hopin’ I’d get like this. Mean. Messy. Jealous.”

You couldn’t say anything, couldn’t breathe past the way he was fucking into you, deep and rough, hips slamming into yours with every thrust like he wanted to fuck the memory of that other guy right out of your body.

“Let me catch you lookin’ at someone else again,” he said, teeth at your shoulder, biting down hard enough to bruise. “I’ll make sure they know who you belong to. I’ll fuck you in front of him if I have to. Let him watch you come on my cock while you scream my fuckin’ name.”

“Simon—fuck—”

“Yeah, that’s it. Say it again.”

“Simon—please—”

“Please what?” he snarled, snapping his hips harder, angrier, dragging every inch of him out slow before slamming back in like he needed to ruin you.

“Please don’t stop,” you gasped, fingers scrambling at the wall, legs shaking.

“Wasn’t planning on it. Not until you learn your fuckin’ lesson.”

He reached around, rubbed your clit in tight, messy circles, just enough to send you spiraling. You came with a cry, body locking up, trembling around him, and he didn’t stop—not even when your legs gave out. He held you up, kept fucking into you with punishing pace, chasing his own release like he had something to prove.

“Gonna fill you up,” he groaned, voice ragged now. “I’ll fuck you so full you’ll be leaking for hours—so every step you take reminds you who fucked you stupid.”

You whined, barely able to keep upright, and with one last thrust he buried himself to the hilt and came with a low, filthy growl, his hips jerking against you as he emptied inside.

He didn’t pull out. He just stayed there, chest heaving, hands still on your hips, like he couldn’t let go.

After a long pause, he leaned in and said, right against your ear:

“Do it again, and I’ll make sure the whole base hears what you sound like when you’re mine.”

-------------------------------------------

@daydreamerwoah @kylies-love-letter @ghostslollipop @kittygonap @alfiestreacle @identity2212 @farylfordaryl @rafaelacallinybbay @akkahelenaa @lovelovelovelovelove987654321 @wraith-bravo6

[tysukier]

THIS IS SO GOOD, LIKE, MARRY ME

i’m gonna lock you in my basement and force you to write more of these, they’re to good. i’m actually about to chain you to my bed, ily so much this is amazing

[tysukier]

Peter Pan Imagine/ firewood

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“You’re such a good girl, darling.” The words echoing in your ear as he pressed you against a tree, thrusting into you, his tip brushing your cervex

“I-I thought I was su-supposed to-mhmm-fuck-…” His hands gripping your sides, hips slamming into yours.

“Supposed to what, love?” Lips locking onto the skin on your neck, teeth, licking before he bit down, sucking slowly.

“Be getting f-firewood-oh god!” His teeth skinning the nose of your neck like a poisoned knife, all the way up to your earlobe, tongue flicking out like a lizard .

“I don’t think that’s happening.” His smirk large and cocky, eyes dark with lust as his right hand came down, fingers rubbing your clit faster than earlier damn

“Peter, c-can’t do it anymore, s’to m-much!” Your voice breaking as his balls come in contact with your ass, his length stretching you out to the point where you see stars.

“Just a little longer, love, can you do that for me?” He asked, titling his head at you as his thrust turned into relentless pounding, his nails digging into your flesh with suck force, he left marks.

“Can’t, I’m sorry!” The tears flowing, your heart racing, sweat pricking and dripping as you were pastel rose gold, panting like you just ran a race of fucking that was terrible

You came all over him, stomach clenching, insides fluttering with evil little butterflies as he cooed and said; “could the poor little thing not handle it? Well, that’s a shame. Guess you’ll learn to adapt quicker, won’t you? Once you gather your firewood, my hut.” He growled, thrusting one last time, spilling his seed deep inside of you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Note: NOT PROOF READ PLEASE DONT JUDGE THE RANDOM COMAS 😖😩

Y'all…I tried ✋🏼😔

[tysukier]

Which should I write about?

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley smut

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley fluff

Voting ended onMar 31, 2025

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[tysukier]

Not gonna lie that’s kinda hot…. 👉🏼👈🏼