Your Average Wrestling Fan

Primarily a wrestling blog with some detours to orphan black.

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It's officially doomsday for this blog folks. I'm deleting it now. Goodbye everyone

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The Undertaker just lost to a man that doesn't know how to wrestle. All the guy can do is superman punches and spears. The fanciers love him because he's attractive and a good person. Anyone who says they're a fan because of his talent is lying. Time for this blog to go back into hiatus until something else pisses me off.

[lambchopviking]

any crowd that uses the cm punk or randy savage chant is automatically terrible and doesn’t deserve any of the wrestlers’ time

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I haven't posted in quite a while but what happened with the cruiserweight match infuriated me so much. I'm so tired of disrespectful crowds.

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wwe: *showcases new incredibly talented stars in the cruiserweight division*

crowd: *chants cm punk instead*

[hiitsmekevin]

Dope

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I'm so sad right now.

[kelseywrestling]

How is he even real.

[mythoughtsxxblog]

Phrases That Need To Be Erased from a Wrestling Fan’s Vocabulary....

____ can’t wrestle *you can’t wrestle chants*

They’re ____ 2.0

Why couldn’t ____ get injured instead

Shoved down my throat

He or she is buried

He or she is burying everyone

____ deserves this more than ____

I’m cancelling the network

I quit WWE, I’m not watching anymore

Cena is the cancer of the WWE *he ruined wrestling*

Once Vince dies this product will be so much better

 ____ needs to retire already

Referring to any of the divas as: slut, whore, gold digger, (slept her way to the top, she looks like a man), bitch, etc.

*Implying a diva owes her success to who she’s dating or her family background*

*Implying a wrestler isn’t as good as another one because they didn’t come from the indies*

____ is not a “real woman wrestler”

That made Roman look strong

Using him/her shovel

We’ve Cena Nuff

If ____ wins we riot

WWE will be better off when ____ is gone

You’re not a real wrestling fan

____ NEEDS to put ____ over

He or she only has 3-5 moves

Everything wrong with pro wrestling

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6, 9, 11, 17, 24, 27, 55, 56, 82 and 84! :)

6 I'm excited for October. I may be able to finally visit my girlfriend. :)9 I do think confidence is cute. I love it when someone is certain in something they do or say.11 There's only one person of the opposite sex that I completely trust.17 I feel the most comfortable talking to my girlfriend, she's the only person that I'm completely myself around.24 Right this second I want to call my girlfriend, I know how cheesy all of my answers seem but they're the truth.27 Comedy is a huge thing for me so I'd have to say I couldn't date someone that doesn't make me laugh.55 My favorite type of fruit pie is cherry. You can't go wrong with cherry.56 Even as a kid I was scared to be an adult so I never really had a dream job. I just wanted to be rich.82 Chocolate chip cookies are the only cookies that even exist in my world the rest are all fake.84 I can hold my breath without holding my nose. I learned how to do that pretty early in my life but I still hold my nose because I am lazy and don't have to focus too much that way.That was more fun than I thought it would be. I've never actually done one of these before.

[black-rose4]

Please do yourself a favour and watch this

Fucking love Enzo and Cass

[shippoux411x-deactivated2022091]

[thatweirdchickatthecorner]

Low key waiting for Seth Rollins to come out during this match like

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The authority's depiction of corporate slaves is awesome. Eyes dead, mouths bolted shut. It's truly fantastic

[ioughttobechief]

THE NEW DAY WEARING DRAGON BALL Z

I LOVE THIS

[elixirforadeadman]

The New Day dressed up as Dragon Ball Z characters. 

[alphabreeomega]

THEY’RE SAIYANS MY GOD

THEY’RE FUCKING SAIYANS

[desuchine]

Was expecting Chris to put AJ over since he has a habit of doing that for up-and-comers, but it’s nice to see him win the final match in a feud. Feels like it’s been years since we saw him do it.