Death's Mortality

I'm Brandon. I want to be a qt3.14. I spend all my money to look like I walked out of Hot Topic. Not a koala. Lizard.

[elixirforadeadman]

Sasha Banks has been reading too many Reddit forums where she's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Corey Graves

[elixirforadeadman]

Maybe don’t call Hulk Hogan “The Immortal” when you’re going to talk about “Mean” Gene Okerlund passing in the next sentence. 

[elixirforadeadman]

[90377]

Memories of September by 90377 Instagram | Etsy Shop

[sketchdeath]

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

[instoresnearyou]

[elixirforadeadman]

Morality doesn't pay the bills.

Corey Graves

[themaarika]

‘Sensitive’ content

I have been intentionally keeping this blog sfw and this is what I get. Thanks!

When I clicked the review button on the latest Shoot post (100% sfw) I got this message immediately:

Wow, you reviewed it in 2 seconds. Amazing. Did an actual human look at it? Who knows. I also emailed them about it and I haven’t got a reply yet.

Which is why I’m not even going to bother having the rest of these pics reviewed because it’s clear tumblr doesn’t care (or doesn’t have the resources to deal with falsely flagging all those posts).

I’m not sure how long I’ll stick around on tumblr considering what they’re doing. If they’re gonna be handling lgbtq+ content the same way like YouTube or Instagram (basically restricting certain tags and the visibility of what they consider ‘sensitive’ content) then I don’t want to be posting here any more.

A few months ago Patreon also marked my page as nsfw even though I’ve never posted anything nsfw on there ever. They fixed it in a few days but just having to deal with that is so tiring. Tumblr was the last site I expected to be going the same route.

[themaarika]

I AM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS FROM LAUGHING THAT THIS POST GOT IMMEDIATELY TAGGED AS SENSITIVE CONTENT OMG

[elixirforadeadman]

Left to right, top to bottom:

Someone in bed, bottom panel looks like the silhouette of a really questionable handjob, two people in bed touching/cuddling, cactus are phallic and bottom left kind of looks like neck kissing, phallic shrooms, people in bed, phallic trees.

Machine learning is cool unless your dataset is pure trash.

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[quatorz]

A friend of mine who worked leather had this leather conditioner that he used for sunburn that he swore worked fantastically.  My face must have displayed my disbelief.  He just shrugged and said: ‘skin is just leather waiting to happen’.  

[cheskamouse]

“Skin is just leather waiting to happen.”

[nordklassen]

[elixirforadeadman]

Paul Harnden Shoemakers

[elixirforadeadman]

Why does Dean Ambrose look like a budget pimp?

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[elixirforadeadman]

You should be kissing my feet! I'm the reason you became relevant for the first time in ten years!

Drew McIntyre

[elixirforadeadman]

My Tumblr got unbanned widdap.

[bugcartel]

[leisure-realm-deactivated201903]

RICK OWENS SS19 BABEL HIKING SNEAKERS IN NATURAL TRANSPARENT CALF LEATHER

[boudhabar]

INAISCE

[elixirforadeadman]

Could the liquid from Cat’s Name be the “food of the dead”?