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Dude..are you good
I had to attend a company-wide meeting with my boss recently who kept spouting nonsense business words at all of us like we’re supposed to give a fuck about “labor absorption” so this reblog spree was an attempt to harm him with psychic energy
me at work: im evil
1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now
next day at work: evil again
thank you shrek
thank you shrek
thank you shrek
In the club
In China holographic keypads are being installed in elevators to stop the spread of pathogens
So they didn't think of this when they invented Influenza, MERSA, or SARS ? So Covid-19 is extra special I see. So special in fact, it's release date got pushed to 2020 instead of 2019. Oh. Go figure.
are you asking why they didn’t have hologram technology in 2001
No actually this is true I’m the scientist that invented influenza
yall im losing my mind i went to the grocery store w/ me mum for essentials & was wearing this mask cause why not
& this old ladys like oh thats so cute! & i was like heh & she was like can i take a picture & i said thats fine but then she says put your paws up! so i did the fucking catgirl neko pose im gonnajfjjgk
this was me in the soup isle
i gotta go the rest of my life now knowing that out there on an elderly womens phone is a pic of me being a little neko in a grocery store
WHY are you taking pictures of CATGIRLS in the SOUP STORE
my urge to massively and publically self destruct so someone finally proves they care about my wellbeing is at war with my common sense and terror of being seen as a burden and abandoned
damn u put into words
If I was married to Beyoncé, I simply wouldn’t have cheated
RIP Jay-Z but I’m different
You know what? You’re absolutely right
How wikipedia browsing actually works
I’ve NEVER felt more seen than this
The story behind The Laundress.
This is so good. -Emily
I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…
I have a dim memory from back in high school… I think someone once told me that breasts were no big deal back in corsetry-and-necklines-down-to-there days, they were considered a food source for children and that’s it.
But ANKLES. Oh, GOD. ANKLES. The ANKLE was connected to the LEG, which connected to THIGHS, which hid a woman’s SECRET FLOWER. The ankle was the gateway to the secret flower, so it was considered quite a stirring sight!
I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but
lady just tryin to do her job, damn! why do men have to ruin everything?
my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”
what if u accidently hear “hey man cool sucks*
i run out of the room in tears. then next time i see them they say “hey arent you the guy who stormed out of the last party crying?”. either way its a great icebreaker
LMFAOOOOOO
American flag but with infinite stars and infinite stripes
from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: America but theyve managed to perfect imperialism beyond the known dimensions of time and space and have colonized all possible aspect of existence
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
this site is genuinely breathtaking sometimes
stop trying to get me to go on a date with you and just accept that you will never have what me and the shadow people who watch me when i have sleep paralysis have
