snail enthusiast

Meredith// snail enthusiast, art maker, and writer// learning to live and let live//

[mesopelagic]

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

[mesopelagic]

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

[coolyo294]

[bunniope]

[charlesoberonn]

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

[memory-thought]

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

[charlesoberonn]

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

[notaboyscout]

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

[charlesoberonn]

[bittersuggestion]

I want to soak in a tub sprinkled with rose petals with a hundred candles lit around me

[tranquillityite]

is this a threat. i feel threatened

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[big-red-gum]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[grunge-will-rule-again]

[tamwah]

every time I drink water I think of that stupid image of the mom on her computer and the baby drinking gasoline or something and he’s like “water”

[tamwah]

[redsun021]

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

[redsun021]

mario @ bowser jr every time he gets in the way of him giving his dad an old school ass whooping for the 280th time 

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

take me home

country toads

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[my-ugly-sweater]

Beef boy

[itsbetterthananal]

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

“seem?”

[laxu]

“Were”?

[slimetony]

are they just advertising asthma

[pugs]

[brown-nena]

Gymnastics