super incorrect quotes

an incorrect quotes blog for classic mega man how original of me - mod clown man

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Crashman: (looking around his stage frantically and sighs) Where’s all the pipis?

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have you seen that terrifying cover of Megaman on Cartoon Network? honestly it’s just s strays so far away from the original plot and o h m y g o d m e g a m a n ‘ s v o i c e they even changed his name to Aki instead of Rock my g o d

you mean mega man fully charged? i mean its not that bad its actually very refreshing from the original plot, how do you think the other megaman series were made? but i really like it. aki is a ok name and his voice is just fine. if you dont like the show i suggest you simply just dont watch it.  - mod clown

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(Magnet Man and Shadow Man are listening to music in a car)

Magnet Man: Hey, what’s this from? Shadow Man: Oh, it’s by a Japanese band called Ikimono Gakari- Magnet Man: No, what’s it from? Shadow Man: ……Naruto.

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Kalinka: How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archaeology instead of grave robbing?

Pharaoh Man: As an archaeologist, I find this a very awkward question.

Ring Man: Answer the question, grave robber.

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Quickman: (Is driving on the highway in the Sonic Formula and reads a sign to the side) "Road Work Ahead"? Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does!

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Metal man: roses are red

Metal man: violets are red

Metal man: everything is red

Metal man: oH god help-

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You tried, Star Man.  Oh well.

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Original textpost: https://super-incorrect-megaman-quotes.tumblr.com/post/177045959570/roll-is-something-burning-star-man-my-passion

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This is fantasic i love it - mod clown

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Elec man: If you want something bad, you're gonna have to fight for it. Break out the L-word

Ice man: lesbian?

Elec man: the other L-word

Ice man: lesbians?

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Gyro man: [about star man] so he told me "how fucking dare you? You're such an evil bitch. How spiteful and jealous are you? How fucking dare you, gyro. You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay. You dumb, evil, little fucking troll. You have no idea how much i hate you. You're disgusting"

Gyro man: all i did was wake him up

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Excuse me but when did this happen?

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Rock: hey can you take me to my taekwondo tournament?

Bass: are you even good at taekwondo?

Rock: their gonna kick my ass

Bass: then yeah get in the mini van

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[Astro Man and Pirate Man are on a boat, sailing away from King. Then suddenly, a giant submarine approaches their boat, the submarine is owned by Dive Man.]

Astro Man, who notices the submarine: c-CAPTIAN!

Pirate Man: ye-Yeah? 

Astro Man: LOOOK! 

[He points at the upcoming submarine]

Pirate Man: OH FUCK! 

[He tries to stir the boat to the left, trying to dodge this submarine]

Pirate Man: NO NO NO NO NO! NO!! WE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT! DUDE! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! GO! ASTRO GET DOWN THERE. GO ASTRO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! STARTING BREAKIN- HOLY FUCK!

[He goes up to the submarine]

Pirate Man: Hey Guys! Guys we're cool! Hey, hey chill! Chill the FUCK out! CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

Dive Man: Shut the fuck up! 

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Rock: garlic bread is my favorite food i could honestly eat it for every meal or just eat it all the time without even stopping

Tempo: then you'd get fat

Rock: no why would i get fat?

Tempo: bread makes you fat

Rock: bread makes you fat?!

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Time man: flash man is so annoying-

Flash man: [pops up behind time man] i herd you where talking shit about me

Time man: WHAT THE FuCK?

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Plant man: :(

Clown man: hey! turn that frown upside down!

Plant man: ):

Clown man: listen here you little shit

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Mega man: there is only one race, the human race

Turbo man: [slaps mega man] WHAT ABOUT NASCAR?

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Bass: I’m not fighting for this world. This world can go to Hell for all I care. I’m fighting for- *beat* … Mega Man, there’s something you need to know… It’s about us. Mega Man, I- I hate you. I hate you with all my heart. I hate you more than I’ve ever hated anybody. I hate you so much that I can barely take it. In fact, I want to go on hating you for the rest of my life. If our world is destroyed, well, I won’t be able to hate you anymore.

Mega Man: Oh Bass, I had no idea you felt that way about me. I-if it makes you feel any better, I hate you too. I think I hated you from the moment I first met you.

Bass: In that case Mega Man, if we win this fight let us make sweet hatred together. Just you and me, hating each other, all night long.