Disaster Break

I'm just a man of the middle class. Who can snap your spine with ease.

[super-zanark]

demongazing replied to your post: you have a really thin waist. have you ever considered becoming a model

……..Zanark, that’s mean…….

Well, so is she. Not like I mind it.

[demongazing-blog]

……..One day a girl’s going to slap you and break your face with her sheer anger….. /giving you a wise look, he sighs - seemingly rather comfortable with you at the moment/ ……Besides, Yasha isn’t that bad.

[super-zanark]

Oh, she's already done that. Clara, that is. Took me about five hours to recover- You wouldn't believe how strong her slaps are, Meizu. She can swat airplanes down like flies. /somewhat [feignedly] arrogantly eyeing you, before smirking and raising both eyebrows, and letting out a sigh/ Yeah, yeah...She's not as kind as Shinjami, either way. Well- leaving out those several times she put Rasetsu in a maid dress. 

[super-zanark]

demongazing replied to your post: you have a really thin waist. have you ever considered becoming a model

……..Zanark, that’s mean…….

Well, so is she. Not like I mind it.

[super-zanark]

  …/grinning as you calm down again, he gives your shoulder another soft pat/ I knew you’d say that…Of course you’re not going to die. …Unless you plan to starve here. /grabbing into his pocket and flipping a few coins into your hands, he closes his eyes, smiles and nods/ Go get yourself a meal and a drink, pal. I’ll meet you here tonight, same spot.

[demongazing-blog]

M- Mm……. Okay. /nodding softly, he takes the coins and shoves them into his pocket/ ……….I’ll do that, then. It was nice seeing you again, Zanark….. Uh, is there a certain time I should be here, or…..? /giving you an uncertain look - evidently somewhat nervous he won’t be able to find you again/ ……I don’t want to fall asleep somewhere and lose track of time.

[super-zanark]

Uh, I know. It's always nice to see me. ..It's good seeing you too, though. /closing his eyes and waving that comment away/ Just come here when you're done and shout my name. I'll come fl-- walk here as fast as I can. Oh, and- If you come by the rest- Give Shura a headbutt for me.

[super-zanark]

you have a really thin waist. have you ever considered becoming a model

…I think you should be asking Yasha about this, instead. /holding back a snort/ …Her waist isn’t the only thin part on her body, too. 

[super-zanark]

..Oi, oi…/patting your right shoulder softly, he raises one eyebrow and smiles a little/ ..I know it wasn’t you. You’re too smart for that stuff, Meizu. Plus- those two are unstoppable idiots, anyway. Don’t be so hard on yourself, eh..? We just need to carefully- do a couple of things, then- more things, and then it’ll all be fine. ..Yeah. 

[demongazing-blog]

M- Mm. /visibly flinching as you pat his shoulder, he nods nervously and holds one hand on his chest - managing to calm himself down/ ……Okay. If you say so….. So I’m not going to die….? /stomach suddenly rumbling softly, he goes a bright red - physically very embarrassed/ …….Ah……. 

[super-zanark]

.../grinning as you calm down again, he gives your shoulder another soft pat/ I knew you'd say that...Of course you're not going to die. ...Unless you plan to starve here. /grabbing into his pocket and flipping a few coins into your hands, he closes his eyes, smiles and nods/ Go get yourself a meal and a drink, pal. I'll meet you here tonight, same spot.

[super-zanark]

…./making a rather feigned ^_^ smile at you, one vein on his forehead softly throbbing/ ..Did you let them near the coffee machine again? ..Well, aren’t we fucking glad.

[demongazing-blog]

I- I- /evidently panicked once more at that look - good job, zanark, you’ve terrified the kid - inching away from you and closing his eyes, head looking at the floor/ ………..It wasn’t my fault……. I fell asleep on the couch and they did it on their own. It was them……! It wasn’t me at all…..! /pushing his fingers together nervously, he nods/ ……….I’m sorry.

[super-zanark]

..Oi, oi.../patting your right shoulder softly, he raises one eyebrow and smiles a little/ ..I know it wasn't you. You're too smart for that stuff, Meizu. Plus- those two are unstoppable idiots, anyway. Don't be so hard on yourself, eh..? We just need to carefully- do a couple of things, then- more things, and then it'll all be fine. ..Yeah. 

[super-zanark]

  ..Trees….I thought I left you guys with the base..? What happened to it? /giving you a somewhat neutral face, evidently not sure what to think of the situation/ ..I’m fine, and it’s good to see you again. ..But where are the others..?

[demongazing-blog]

…..I- It may have been blown up……. Or set on fire. I can’t tell which. /nervously scratching his cheek and looking away - evidently a little frightened of any potential consequences/ I blame Rasetsu and Shura, for the record…….. N- Not intending to turn them in or anything. I just- thought it would be good for you to know….. Don’t tell them I told you, though……! Or they’ll kill me……! /giving you a panicked expression, he manages to brush it off and rubs his arm/ ……I don’t know… Sorry. 

[super-zanark]

..../making a rather feigned ^_^ smile at you, one vein on his forehead softly throbbing/ ..Did you let them near the coffee machine again? ..Well, aren't we fucking glad.

[super-zanark]

  …./turning his head rather plainly, his frown softening into a proud grin/ ..Meizu. ..I’d recognize that voice anywhere. Where have you been..?

[demongazing-blog]

..W- We were in hiding, like you told us. Except I and a few others got lost whilst we were relocating, so I had to sleep in trees for a while….. /rubbing the back of his head, he nods/ ….And then I found you here. How have you been…? We haven’t seen you in, well- forever… 

[super-zanark]

..Trees....I thought I left you guys with the base..? What happened to it? /giving you a somewhat neutral face, evidently not sure what to think of the situation/ ..I'm fine, and it's good to see you again. ..But where are the others..?

[super-zanark]

/irritatedly/ ..”Football Frontier Vision 2”…You brats are off having fun, without inviting me..? And why am I, history’s strongest man of the middle class, SUPER Zanark, not a representative..!? 

[demongazing-blog]

…… /scratching his cheek softly, he tilts his head/ …..B- But Zanark, you weren’t even a part of that timeline…. They wouldn’t consider you eligible even if you did volunteer…..

[super-zanark]

..../turning his head rather plainly, his frown softening into a proud grin/ ..Meizu. ..I'd recognize that voice anywhere. Where have you been..?

[funnuraba]

[super-zanark]

/irritatedly/ ..''Football Frontier Vision 2''...You brats are off having fun, without inviting me..? And why am I, history's strongest man of the middle class, SUPER Zanark, not a representative..!? 

[super-zanark]

..I'm free. ...And so is my bike.

[super-zanark]

/choosing to acknowledge that giggle with a calm grin, before thinking a few seconds/ ..I think she may be a bit…out of reach. At the moment.

[koizaki-io]

[frowning a little, catching his soft lower lip between his pointy teeth] Mnn. Well, that’s no good. D’you want to take my number or something so that when she’s closer I can reach her for you if you can’t?

[super-zanark]

/reacting to that with likely the plainest gaze you'll ever get out of him/ . . . . Yeah, never mind it.

[super-zanark]

Pretty much. … /snorting amusedly at that reaction/ Not really, no. Well- If so, be sure to give her a hug for me. 

[koizaki-io]

[that “pretty much” causes him to give a giggle, half-muffling it behind his hands— at least you’re self-aware. blinks once, lowering them] I don’t think I could hug a— lady i don’t know. But I’ll tell her for you. About where can I find her, Zanark-san?

[super-zanark]

/choosing to acknowledge that giggle with a calm grin, before thinking a few seconds/ ..I think she may be a bit...out of reach. At the moment.

[super-zanark]

/visibly not bothered by your reaction at all/ She’s a tough one, Koizaki. I think she won’t mind being told what’s going on plainly once in a while. ..Are you scared of women, or something? /left mouth corner curling into a minor grin- he’s joking, obviously, just to see how you’ll react/

[koizaki-io]

Yeah, well, I still don’t know if you’re ever like really polite so she might just be used to that from you. [scoffing adorably, and gives you an “are-you-kidding-me” type of look when you ask him that, voice disparaging] Why would I be scared of women? They’re just people, nothing to be scared of. Why, are you?

[super-zanark]

Pretty much. ... /snorting amusedly at that reaction/ Not really, no. Well- If so, be sure to give her a hug for me. 

[super-zanark]

Just shout at her. If she’s in a good mood, she’ll probably consider not waltzing over you.

[koizaki-io]

[looking marginally horrified] I couldn’t, uhm, I couldn’t shout at a— [not exactly sure whether to say “girl” or “hurricane” or both] …lady. It’s not nice…!; [dropping his voice a litle] How do you even tell her that you’re fused to your motorcycle anyway.

[super-zanark]

/visibly not bothered by your reaction at all/ She's a tough one, Koizaki. I think she won't mind being told what's going on plainly once in a while. ..Are you scared of women, or something? /left mouth corner curling into a minor grin- he's joking, obviously, just to see how you'll react/

[super-zanark]

koizaki-io replied to your post: Magic anon! Your right leg will be stuck to your motorcycle for the next 5 days!

How do we tell, uh, Clara-san that, uhm… [trailing off confusedly]

Just shout at her. If she's in a good mood, she'll probably consider not waltzing over you.