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Hi, I'm the Ice King! Not a whole lot to say here. I'm a pretty great guy, single and looking for a princess to make my wife. I've got sweet ice powers, I can play the drums, and I have an army of penguins and snowmen at my command. Ladies, if you like what you see, feel free to send me a message. (Uggos and weirdos need not apply.) [[ Independent RP blog for Adventure Time's Ice King // Check the PLEASE READ page first! ]]

[she-is-a-real-nowhere-girl]

[supercoolking]

Argh, there's too many voices in my head!  Too much noise!  I can't focus on anything!

Sorry folks, I need to take a break.  Ice King out.

[supercoolking]

Hey Ice king you ever watch JAG?

Uh, can't say I have.  The name sounds familiar for some reason though.

[supercoolking]

YOU ARE LOVED

Really???  By whom?

[supercoolking]

You can't have Princess Bubblegum. Marceline and Pb are going out

Okay?  I guess that's cool for them.  To be honest, I haven't really thought about Princess Bubblegum in a crazy long time.  I'm just glad they're happy together.

[supercoolking]

This magic keeps me alive, But it's making me crazy! and I need to save you~ But whose going to save me please forgive me for whatever I do, when I don't remember you~

Hey buddy, I'm tellin' ya, you got the wrong guy here!  Leave me alone before I sic my snowmen army on ya!

[supercoolking]

Marceline, Is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world? That must be so confusing for a little girl~

I'm not Marceline, I'm the Ice King!  Heh, you're more confused than I usually am.  I mean I'm still pretty confused right now, but what else is new?

[supercoolking]

What's cooler than being cool

Ice cold.

Aka ME.

[supercoolking]

Weeenk. Wenk, wenk? *Can gunter siton your lap and watch TV?*

Sure sweetie.  But later.  Papa's got some important wiz biz to take care of today.

[supercoolking]

Wenk, wenk?

Don't you give me that tone mister!

[supercoolking]

Ice King, I want to let you know that you are beautiful, inside and out.

Gee, do you really think so???

[huntressthewizardarchive]

"I have one," Huntress Wizard said. "He goes by the name of Laser Wizard, I play cards with him on Thursdays. He’s got connections, y’know? I figured maybe he could give us at least some kind of lead.”

[supercoolking]

"Hmmm... well, all right.  But let's make this snappy.  The penguins get up to all kinds of shenanigans if I leave them alone too long."

Without another word, he lifted up Huntress and flew up into the air, beard flapping over her face.

"You navigate and I'll drive."

[supercoolking]

Wenk, wenk wenk. Wenk. *Can gunter at least borrow the ducttape and try to play MacGyver in the snow. Gunter wants to try and build a nuke out of ice and ducttape.*

No sweetie, what did Daddy say about using any of his tools or weapons while he's away?

[supercoolking]

((I am Gunter Anon and I bug you as a anonymous penguin because its actually fun to just go wenk at you and have a chuckle over you telling me to go away. I really enjoy your iceking!))

Haha hello Gunter Anon!  I appreciate your presence!  As often as Ice King scolds you and says no to stuff, I really enjoy getting your messages.  Keep ‘em coming!

[supercoolking]

((Your blog is cute!))

Thanks! I try!

[tigers-broke-free]

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#64 Sun streaking cold an old man wandering lonely. Taking time the only way he knows. Leg hurting bad, as he bends to pick a dog-end he goes down to the bog and warms his feet. Feeling alone the army’s up the road salvation a la mode and a cup of tea. Aqualung my friend don’t you start away uneasy you poor old sod, you see, it’s only me. Do you still remember The December’s foggy freeze when the ice that clings on to your beard was screaming agony. And you snatch your rattling last breaths with deep-sea-diver sounds, and the flowers bloom like madness in the spring.

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Betty and Ice King!

Request from dawnchanworld!

I hope you like it, and thanks for requesting!