Week 4 - Day 4: Where Am I?
So we’re at Yorkdale mall doing a little shopping, when the little one asks to use the washroom. Usually I’m dragging the double stroller and both kids into the regular washrooms but today the family room sign caught my attention so I thought to myself “hey why not!”
So I’m pressing the button which is supposed to open the door but nothing’s happening, then I tried pulling on the handle but the door seemed to be locked. I guess this meant it was occupied, so I decided to wait thinking someone would eventually come out.
So I'm waiting, and waiting, and waiting, like what are these people doing in there?!!!! Then finally the door opens…Yay!!!
So after waiting for the women to exit with their stroller I walked into the……….. FAMILY ROOM?! Seriously now, where was I? I was expecting your regular cube sized family washroom.
Wow! Talk about accommodations! I was standing in a large spacious room with about 5-6 extra wide chairs, sofas, change area with sink, a microwave, small kids play area and private washrooms.. Are you kidding me? If I knew this place existed I’d just hang out here on the weekends while the wife did her shopping! “Now where is that TV?”
So after I finished observing the amenities I finally noticed all the NURSING women… Talk about AWKWARD. I mean, I could totally tell they felt uncomfortable shuffling around making sure nothing was showing or about to pop out!
Ok, now I was feeling kind of awkward myself. Like was I accidently gawking at them while fantasizing about making myself comfortable on one of those Lazy Boy recliners?
I felt like saying, “No, No, No ladies, I wasn’t staring at you! Really, I was just observing the amenities! I’m one of you, can’t you see the two little ones with me? Trust me, I’m harmless!!!“
But in the hopes of avoiding anymore awkwardness, I instead rushed myself into the nearest family washroom located at the end of the room.
So after finishing up I quickly scooted out, making sure not to come into eye contact with anyone! I already felt extra weird and didn’t want to seem like a total creeper!
So as I’m walking out I’m thinking to myself “this is really strange, were men even allowed in here?“ Because it really seemed like a nursing station more than anything!
Then as I’m stepping out I gave the sign outside the door a closer look! Oh, no! Where was the male stick figure?!!! Was this room even intended for men to use or was it restricted to women ONLY?!
Well I wasn’t going to wait around to find out, so I made a run for it in the hopes that no one noticed! I swear, if someone was timing me I would have clocked in at record time for the 100 metre dash with 2 kids and a double stroller!
Now the $64 million dollar question still remained unanswered, so I called Yorkdale Guest Services when I got home.
The answer: ”Yes sir, that area is our nursing/family room restricted to families with young children. Because women are normally nursing, men do tend to wait outside. However, men are ABSOLUTELY allowed when caring for their children.“
What a relief!!! For a second there I thought I was going to make the 6 o'clock news!