Superman is a dick

This is a mirror of superdickery.com for when it is being slow and virus laden. This is also where we will continue to catalog superman's acts of dickery, I am not the original superdickery guy, but someone has to do it. All comics are doubtless copyrighted by DC, some text superdickery.com var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-25961960-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

[fyeahout-of-contextcomics]

[superdickery]

"Won't be worth a plugged nickel"

Timeless writing right there DC.

[snapiphany]

Nightwing #116

When Batman can’t be there to scold one of his kids, he sends their stepdad to do it.

[superdickery]

Father-Figure superman is an imposing dick.

[comicbookcovers]

Action Comics #488, October 1978, cover by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Dick Giordano

[superdickery]

Superman is clearly perplexed and bewildered by an adversary who cannot be overcome by a severe beating.

[comicbookcovers]

Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #122, September 1969, cover by Curt Swan and Neal Adams

[superdickery]

The smug expression on Superman's face really sells it. 

[superdickery]

Me IRL.

[superdickery]

Does he seriously have nothing better to do than get neighborhood children arrested and complain about tax rates? Superman is an octogenarian dick.

[superdickery]

Superman is still better at being Aquaman than Aquaman is.

[superdickery]

And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.

[spsmyth]

You can call Superdickery all you want, but this is a PSA, not a weird silver age story.

[superdickery]

And that makes it all the more horrifying. Seriously Mr. Truth, Justice, and the American way is saying "Child abuse is wrong, but go back with your dad who intends to hit you and work this out." To a child fleeing for his life.

[superdickery]

And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.

[comicbookcovers]

Crack Comics #56, September 1948, cover by Reed Crandall

[superdickery]

Captain TRIUMPH is cool with the dude dying, he can only use his freakish hands to save so many people a day, and dames in slinky dresses take precedence.

[superdickery]

OK, so maybe Superman didn't kill him, but he is awfully unconcerned.

[superdickery]

comicbookcovers is running a line of dead Robin covers. In a show of solidarity, I am going to find all the times when superman murders Robin.

Because Superman is a dick.

[occupyrichierich]

WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG, CHUCKLEHEAD

[superdickery]

The looks of concern on their faces... their poor innocent faces.

[superdickery]

Look how happy the thought of wrongly convicted children makes superman. Look at his cold dead eyes. Soon they will face true pope hat wearing justice.

[superdickery]

Superman is such a buzzkill.

[batman-daily]

“His face…”

[seriousfic]

Batman, you dick.

[superdickery]

Batman is a shallow dick. And also probably gay.

[superdickery]

Like hell you don't you fucking hypocrite. Also don't raw x rays beaming at your chest cause cancer?