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In an attempt to torture and ruin Sansa, Joffrey orders Sandor to prepare her for their wedding and teach her how to please a man.
Sansa x Sandor Super Lemony Lemoncake Recommendations List 1
Our erotic fanfic recommendations. Enjoy!
Safak by The_Readers_Muse
Perenne by The_Readers_Muse
The Fires of Winter by redhairedqueen
A special Throne to sit on by AzraelGFG
Back Against a Wall series by Vermilion_Sunrise
three times by lemonbalmlemonverbena
An Angel in Hellfire by MaxBetta
Happy for a little While by AzraelGFG
Awakening by the_moonmoth
Sevenmas Surprise by AzraelGFG
The Interview by MaxBetta
A Night to Remember by Schave7728
A Song for Sandor Clegane by luvxena
A Song for Sansa Stark by luvxena
the gamekeeper’s hut by lemonbalmlemonverbena
Safekeeping by MaxBetta
Endgame by the_moonmoth
So We’ve Totally Been Dating, I Swear by SnowWhiteKnight
The Gift of Mercy by Pasansansan
Room for Something New by MaxBetta
What dogs do to wolves by TheLadyClegane
Beautiful by BurntOrange
A Summer Wedding by Yavannie
Going Down by mynameisnoneya
A Sworn Sword of Westeros by Vermilion_Sunrise
The Tale of a Northern Queen by Vermilion_Sunrise
The Bird and the Hound by argelfraster
Blow Your Mind by the_moonmoth
No Man’s Wife by Vermilion_Sunrise
Cost Benefit Analysis by squidproquo
The First Day of Spring by Yavannie
This Thing Called Love by hardlyfatal
Protector and Pleasure by HalfwayThrough
A Day Too Long, A Night Too Hot by AdultOrphan
Listen To Your… “Heart” by SnowWhiteKnight
Sing by babyrubysoho
Release on Horseback by Ownsariver
Thrice the Pleasure for the Price of One by Ownsariver
Smug report from the dazed dog to the envious Lion by Ownsariver
Cave canem by Maracuya
The last time you have hands by lemonbalmlemonverbena
Lemoncakes by the_moonmoth
The Day The World Went Away by Wolf_of_Winterfell
The Grand Tourney of the Tub. by Ownsariver
Damned If You Do by SnowWhiteKnight
A First Time For Everything by mynameisnoneya
Caged hound by Maroucia
Under A Silent Sea by squidproquo
Quiet Isle by momolady
Fire in the Blood by the_moonmoth
The warrior incarnate by SummerDaze
Sex Scene by Book_of_Kells
Avalanche by the_moonmoth
To Honor Her Father by Vermilion_Sunrise
Dreaming of You Tonight by SnowWhiteKnight
Bliss by the_moonmoth
The On A…. Day SanSan Smut Series by SanSanFanFan
Not Afraid by NorthCountryGirl for MrsDanafox
Un-wedding with a non-Ser by Maracuya
Not An Honourable Man by the_moonmoth
Because You Are All I Long For by luvxena
When Queens Misbehave by luvxena
In the Heartwood by momolady
The Art of Daydreaming by the_moonmoth
Ghost on ghost by sinkinghearts
Scars by the_moonmoth
Betrothed by Vermilion_Sunrise
If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.
And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”
“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
I would like to add there are plenty of people who are residents or citizens of the US and never learn English (or only know the basics) simply because they don’t have time outside their jobs (and likely work at a place where most of their coworkers speak their language). So I always assume this is the case and so should you 👍
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Hey...got an fic recs for AU SanSan?
These Scars We Wear - Sansa and Sandor leave QI for Winterfell
The Roots of Fate
Winter, thy enemy, thy friend - Sandor rescues Sansa from the Vale but the two find themselves trapped in an abandoned cabin when the brutal winter takes hold of the Mountains of the Moon.
Lemon cakes- In King’s Landing, Sansa begins to feel an interest towards King Joffrey’s dog. Sandor doesn’t discourage it.
The exchange - In King’s Landing, Sansa is about to be part of a well waited exchange.
Until Thine Will Is Done- It is the long-awaited wedding day of Lady Sansa and Ser Jaime and Sandor Clegane is not thrilled. Especially when he has to live through the day again…and again…and again.
Swords and Shields are Shelters - Sansa Stark travels to the Quiet Isles and soon discovers that being a pawn in play for the game of thrones will draw some unexpected allies.
Rendezvous in the Vale - series
Still - Sansa is a Silent Sister and Sandor is the Gravedigger
Prompt32 (or That VirginSandor Fic)- an AU, arranged marriage fic in which Sandor has a reputation for whoring but is, in fact, really body conscious and a virgin. … big boots to try and fill.
The Wanting Winter - The night is dark and full of terrors, and a winter night is longest.
Some Place That Isn’t Burning - Groundhog day, Sandor relives the day of the Blackwater Battle over and over again, book style.
Sandor and the Wolf - Sansa Stark is a prisoner in King’s Landing with no friends and no way out. After a riot in the streets, an unlikely hero saves her. Sandor Clegane.
Stolen - Sandor hides Sansa in his room instead of handing her to the king’s captivity. They gradually get to know each other.
A Song of Steel - Sandor Clegane embarks on a quest while a little bird in the Vale awaits her fate
Little Bird and The Colour of Fire - King’s Landing AU with very contrasting Sansa and Sandor POVs. Sansa goes with Sandor on the night of the Battle of Blackwater. Survival in the woods and a tangled relationship ensue.
One Day in An Ever After - Four years since Sansa Stark took her rightful place as Queen in the North with Sandor Clegane at her side, all the characters who deserve happy endings are living them out in Winterfell and beyond. But a happy ending is not an ending at all.
Swords and Shields are Shelters - Sansa Stark travels to the Quiet Isles
The Reason Is You - Sandor saves Sansa on QI and leaves with her
Gravedigger (won’t you dig my grave?) - Alayne Stone dies one rainy night after getting her maidenhead assessed and proven. In her place, Sansa Stark is reborn.
The Calling
The Cleganes in Winterfell- series
Darkest Before Dawn - Sandor rescues Sansa on QI
The Vow of Silence - Set after AFFC
Heavy - After hearing Brienne’s tale, Sandor Clegane leaves Quiet Isle in search of Sansa Stark before the Lannisters find her first
I’m Bound by the Life You Left Behind - Sandor leaves QI to rescue Sansa
Pour Me One For The Road - Modern A/U
Ink and Roses - Love letters between Sansa and Sandor while he’s on the QI
The Hearts of Men, Like Seasons, Change - Sandor leaves QI to find Sansa
Sweet Forgiveness - Sansa is caught stealing lemoncakes by a travelling septon
Running with the Wolves - Sandor discovers Sansa is a warg on the QI
Northern Lights, Midnight Sun - Sandor, Jaime and Brienne rescue Sansa from the Vale
Hiding Place - Sandor finds Sansa at the Gates of the Moon and offers her his protection
Burning Bridges - Sandor and Sansa run away to Tyrosh
Why do you have to make another completely unnecessary change to the mobile app? Do you have any idea how often I’m gonna accidentally tap one of the buttons now that they’re at the bottom of the screen? I’m gonna be scrollin, mindin my own business, and just as I see something funny I’m gonna hit the search button. You know what’ll happen then? This piece of garbage app is gonna scroll my feed aaaaaaaaaall the way to the top again.
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Mornings Ever After, Chapter 7/8 (Kragdu fluff!)
CN: very lightly insinuated past noncon
He regrets that trust in due order, when he’s woken from the next nightmare by hands.
Hands, on him.
They grab his head, squeezing his temples to buckling point. More clasp his wrists and ankles, immobilizing each limb as if he has been clapped in magnicuffs. He’s left squirming and helpless, crest quivering at each thrum of the energy blade, as Master readies it to cut…
Yondu’s nostrils flare. He boots the Kree in the bollocks, making a horrible strangled noise. Quieter than it ought to be, thanks to the belt clamped between his teeth. He’s champed the leather. It’s soft from the gnash of his molars, and the edges have chiseled their imprint into his cheeks. And he’s gotta get it out, he’s gotta whistle, he’s gotta defend himself….
…Only that guy’s real skinny-looking, for a Kree. And very, very pale.
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There’s a website where you can learn ASL on your own and it is free and the woman on there, her name is Rochelle Barlow, she runs the site and she actually is a homeschool teacher and teaches ASL. I am passing this on to you guys cause most people on here is open-minded. Well, whoever of y’all reads this will possibly ignore this but if you are a curious george like me and wants to learn ASL she’s your gal.
Rochelle has a free program called Learn ASL in 31 days, currently I am on day 10ish or 12, (idk I’m on learning my numbers currently) but I believe this site will help people that are either curious about ASL and just wants to learn, or actually is Deaf but can’t afford to going to actual class or something, or just hard of hearing.
I am truly in love with learning with Rochelle, she isn’t those interpreters that will talk while she signs, (and I’ve searched through Youtube how to sign but the person talking will distract me and I would get confused) and it is all in video which is a good thing. I found her through Youtube, that’s where she has all her videos. Just check out her site. You’ll like it.
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Any recommendations for reunited SanSan fanfics? Preferably having their storylines twine back together after Sansa's experiences on the run with Petyr? No pref on book or show-centric. Thank you loves!
These Scars We Wear
Bones and Rubies
So long as I have this
One Happy Memory
Up Against the Winter Winds
Alyssa’s Tears
Watchdog
The Sword in the Darkness
The Vow of Silence
Winter, thy enemy, thy friend
Don’t Look Back
A Wedding in Winter
Fields of Gold
If Memory Serves Me Well
Past Was Such A Long Time Ago
Heavy
Winged Knights and their Favors
Ink & Roses
Burning Bridges
Darkest Before Dawn
The Maiden and the Stranger
What Dreams May Come
On The Safest Ledge
The Reward
Everything We Cherish Is in Ruin
Rendezvous in the Vale
Gods Grant Me the Serenity
Kissed by her own fire
Inked
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And the Heavens Wept
Gather around my children and you shall hear of the most terrible, most implacable, most improbable friends ever met by our people. They came from the third planet of a tiny system, surrounded by desolate space. Not one sentient species for hundreds of lightyears, and they managed to propel themselves into space.
We watched from afar as they developed slowly. We watched as they warred among themselves, brutal and savage. We watched as they rendered regions of their planet uninhabitable to themselves, a hardy species able to adapt to even the most hostile of environments. We watched as suddenly and without warning they united under four banners, the rest falling by the wayside. We watched as they expanded into what we had begun to use as a buffer zone, to allow these humans to burn themselves out in.
But they did not burn themselves out. Despite their warring among themselves. Harsh people. Humankind is a race of warriors, do not be fooled by the eloquence of their diplomats. In their own words, “All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means”. Their greatest artists and philosophers were born from blood and conflict. I had the privilege once to view a painting by one Pablo Picasso, entitled Guernica. It was a savage piece, with not a drop of color. It showed the horrors of war, and the irony of it all was that the painting hung in the office of one of humankind’s generals.
It was sudden, when they burst from the containment zone. When they realized they were not alone. And we, with heavy hearts, prepared to fight them bitterly and to the last. Imagine then, our surprise when humanity embraced us among the stars as long lost brothers. They were overjoyed to discover they were not alone in the darkness. Despite their brutal and warlike culture, despite their glorification of death and violence, their people do not seek out combat. An ancient general of theirs once put it thusly “Although a soldier by profession, I have never felt any sort of fondness for war, and I have never advocated it, except as a means of peace”.
For centuries humanity worked to better itself. They unified under a single Interstellar Empire, the Empire of Man, the Human Empire, however you called it. They enjoyed art and music. They became leisurely at home, exploratory in the field. Their weapons of war were long gone, beaten into plowshares as they say. Humanity was finally at peace. There was no conflict among them, a few border skirmishes for certain, and they kept a small standing military, but nothing more than that. We considered them domesticated.
At first we were surprised at their transformation, then overjoyed. We welcomed them into the fold of the cosmos, embraced them as they would embrace us. We thought we knew humanity then, that we had seen them at their best and their worst. We were wrong, so very wrong. We did not truly understand humanity until the Texar-Hakara came into the void between the stars.
Seemingly more brutal, more bloodthirsty than even the humans, they swept into our region of space like conquerors. They smashed whatever feeble resistance the Yungling managed to put up, took their planets, enslaved the survivors, and pressed on. The Junti were next, utterly destroyed. The four great races left, ourselves, the Itaxa, the Kukrama, and the Illnaa, banded together to try and stop them. In our arrogance, we did not include the humans in our pact. Too few in number, too weak in frame, too backwards in technology we thought.
The Texar-Hakara hit our borders like the great wave that sweeps life from the beach. We hardened our hearts and prepared for the worst. Seeming without pause they crushed our border defenses. They obliterated the first fleets we sent to them. The Itaxa fell to the Texar-Hakara, enslaved, killed, scattered to the corners of the galaxy. Then the humans sent us an offer, a request really. They asked to fight alongside us.
Bemused, we accepted. What else could we do? Deny them the right to fight with us for their very survival? We thought to assign them as rearguards, to ferry our people to safety after our fleets fell. We thought wrong.
Humanity swept into the stars with a fury unmatched by any other. Their fleets were not the heaviest. Their guns not the most accurate. Their soldiers however. Their sailors. Their warriors were unmatched by any others in the cosmos. I remember the first battle in which the humans fought the Texar-Hakara like it was but a single solar cycle ago. Our forces were on the brink of breaking and fleeing. Our ships were gutted ruins. Our fighters exhausted and out of missiles. Then humanity fell upon the flank of the enemy, and the full force of the Human Empire was unleashed in a single moment of utter fury. Landing craft spat across the distance in an instant, slamming into enemy hulls and disgorging humanity’s greatest weapon, their Marines. In close combat humanity is unstoppable, and so they took the vast distances of space combat out of the equation.
Their ships belched fire and plasma. Lasers crossed the vast distances in the blink of an eye. Half the Texar-Hakaran fleet was obliterated in minutes. The other half turned to face this new enemy, only to be wracked by internal explosions as the Marines did their work. Their greatest ships turned on the rest of the fleet, a handful of humans holding the bridge against waves of enemy attackers to turn the tide of battle.
The Interstellar War came to a screeching turnaround. The advance of the Texar-Hakara halted, like it had hit an immovable wall. In many ways that is what humanity is, an immovable, implacable wall. Then, with the ferocity humanity is alone capable of, they routed the Texar-Hakara. Not from that lone battle. They pushed them out of Itaxa space, liberating the slaves. The space of the Junti and the Yungling was swept clear of invaders. Then the Texar-Hakara committed the gravest of sins in humanity’s eyes. They warped a fleet to Earth, jewel of humanity’s empire. They burned that blue and green world. They destroyed it, and the trillion people it housed.
Humanity is a forgiving race my children. Even their most terrible of wars have resulted in lasting friendships between nations. When they left millions dead and broken on the muddly fields of their world, they rebuilt the aggressors. They raised them from the mud, dusted them off, and welcomed them back into the fold. But there is one thing that humanity cannot, will not, tolerate. It is abhorrent to them my children. To strike at their home, to strike where they raise their young ones. Where they leave their mates and non combatants. To strike there is to raise the ire of the human race, truly.
Humanity raged. Their attempts at obtaining the surrender of the Texar-Hakara halted. The war turned from a righteous war of liberation to a furious and hateful war of retribution. We begged the humans to stop, to leave what few planets the Texar-Hakara had alone. Our pleas went unanswered for months, until a single human ambassador came to us. His face was cold and emotionless. He told us, in no uncertain terms, that the Texar-Hakara had doomed themselves and that any trying to aid them would suffer the same fate. Quietly we watched then, as humanity wiped the Texar-Hakara from the stars. The Texar-Hakara pleaded for mercy. They offered their unconditional surrender. They came to us and begged on bent knee for us to reign in the mad dogs we had unwittingly unleashed into the universe. Humanity had for so long repressed their warrior culture. Tried to become better. Then we had given them back into the fires of war, and humanity had awakened it’s warrior past.
The Texar-Hakara ambassadors were taken from our halls by grim human Marines and thrust out airlocks. Finally there was but one planet left, and we came to the humans, we pointed to our own losses, our own dead friends some of whom had lived for longer than humanity had been among the stars, and we begged the humans not to take the last of the Texar-Hakara’s lives.
I watched, children, I watched as the Texar-Hakara’s world burned. As humanity left but one of their planets alive, a simple backwater colony of no more than ten million. Ten million, out of the trillions. Then the leader of the human military turned to me, and with no emotion in his voice, told me that humanity accepted the unconditional surrender of the Texar-Hakara, and walked off the bridge of my ship.
My children, the lesson here is that a warrior past is never truly gone. Only buried, mayhaps even wiped from living memory. But gone? Never. Humanity showed us that.
im in awe
So.
The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and Garfunkel version (as opposed to the version where they added background music to in post to make it more “pop radio”), it’s a song that gives me chills.
Disturbed is not a band that I really enjoy. I remember in college, my (now) wife gave me a copy of a Disturbed CD, because she had two for some reason. I tried to listen to it, I really did. Didn’t do anything for me.
But this? Holy fuck, this is stunning. This is amazing.
This gives me chills.
Holy shit, you have to listen to the whole sing.
I have chills.
Holy SHIT.
This is the band who did “Down With The Sickness”????
UM?????
If you stop before three minutes you’re missing the truly mind-blowing bit
Aboard (REYLO SMUTWEEK GOODNESS)
TITLE: Aboard
CHAPTER NUMBER: Oneshot
RATING: M - NSFW
GENRE(S): REYLO ~ Angst ~ SMUT
WORDS: 1,728
SUMMARY/PROMPT: It’s just the two of them…together on Kylo Ren’s command shuttle.
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I contacted reddit user mrdziuban, the creator of asearchoficeandfire, and I asked if they could add a Filter by POV option, and they did!
Go forth and search within your favorite POV chapters
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