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"You're just lucky I don't intend to create children with this golden penis of mine"

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always the nuggets
"You're just lucky I don't intend to create children with this golden penis of mine"
Ugly Betty - Mode After Hours - “I Spy”
I’m on a weird Ugly Betty thing right now. And I was rewatching the Mode After Hours shorts and I remember how hilarious Marc and Amanda are.
I’d totally add it to the list of BFFs I often compare Jess & I to. Tho maybe I just feel like a Marc on the inside. *cough*
All the Mode After Hours shorts can be seen here.
I want them as my BFF’s!!! <3
"Such a depressed look, you don’t have to hide it~" he winks, "I know you’re happy to see me~"
And there was the roll of his eyes. “Whatever lets you go to sleep at night, Break.”
His cocky attitude hasn’t changed a bit, I see.
(Like Gilbert really expected anything different.)
"Oh trust me you dont want to know half the things I fantasize about you to help me sleep~" he says with a wave of his hand, before his tone turned business. "Did you have a chance to look through the new line I sent you?"
Christina: You want a baby? And you want me to carry it in my womb?
Marc: Well, we would ask you to carry it in your purse, but we wouldn't want it growing in a Gucci knock-off.
Annnd there he goes, flying across the room.
Has no sympathy for him over that.
"You’re supposed to be helping me in this situation!"
"And I see you being of no help to me either besides reminding me of that yet again.”
You make it so easy, he thought to himself. Careful as to not let that slip from his lips, otherwise she'd hurt him again. He stood up, dusting off his suit as he made his way back to his desk. "I can't help the things that come from my mouth, surely you know that~"
"Well someone is here rather late~!"
Is it too late to go on another extended vacation…? “Yes, sadly.”
"Such a depressed look, you don't have to hide it~" he winks, "I know you're happy to see me~"
Have some photos of Break when puberty hadn't hit him yet
and then "DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M HIDEOUS"
Annnd there he goes, flying across the room.
Has no sympathy for him over that.
"You're supposed to be helping me in this situation!"
He doesn’t like that. “Don’t do that, you know how I get.”
"Then switch places with me and see how bad you complain to me. You’re whining about just two days.”
"Well its no wonder how you go so long without sex, I mean how can you expect a man to want to throw you down on his bed with breasts the size of plums"Â
"You’re not as hot as me, hot people at my level have needs"
"….."
"………"
Substitute the pillow for a boot.
Annnd there he goes, flying across the room.
Gilbert comes back to what going on— you know what? Nevermind. He doesn’t ever want to know if it involves Break.
"Well someone is here rather late~!"