SuperGalactipus

There's always money in the banana stand

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Check please!

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Dark Side

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Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip?

DWIGHT

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Distracting the security guard.

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CST WINTOUR IS COMING tickets are on sale now, NYC you’re up too! (photo by Justin Segura)

WINTOUR IS COMING Fall Out Boy w/ AWOLNATION & PVRIS

2/25/16 - San Juan, PR @ Coliseo De Puerto Rico (FOB only)(Tickets) 2/26/16 - Hollywood, FL @ Seminole Hard Rock Live Arena* (Tickets) 3/01/16 - N. Charleston, SC @ North Charleston Coliseum* (Tickets) 3/02/16 - Charlottesville, VA @ John Paul Jones Arena (Tickets) 3/04/16 - New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden (Tickets) 3/05/16 - Mashantucket, CT @ Foxwoods Resort Casino (Tickets) 3/06/16 - Syracuse, NY @ The Oncenter War Memorial Arena (Tickets on sale at 12pm) 3/08/16 - Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena (Tickets) 3/09/16 - Dayton, OH @ Wright State University Nutter Center* (Tickets) 3/10/16 - Louisville, KY @ KFC Yum! Center (Tickets) 3/12/16 - Chicago, IL @ United Center (Tickets) 3/14/16 - Des Moines, IA @ Wells Fargo Arena (Tickets) 3/17/16 - Birmingham, AL @ BJCC Arena (Tickets) 3/18/16 - Memphis, TN @ FedEx Forum (Tickets) 3/19/16 - New Orleans, LA @ Smoothie King Center (Tickets) 3/20/16 - San Antonio, TX @ Freeman Coliseum (Tickets) 3/22/16 - Wichita, KS @ INTRUST Bank Arena* (Tickets) 3/23/16 - Colorado Springs, CO @ Broadmoor World Arena* (Tickets) 3/25/16 - Phoenix, AZ @ Talking Stick Resort Arena (Tickets) 3/26/16 — Irvine, CA @ Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre (Tickets) * on sale 10/17 at 10am local time

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FOB Yass!!!

@compudisco, @kayleighhead

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Ben Carson on Climate Change: "Gravity, Where Did it Come From?"

This man could be the next Republican presidential nominee.

“And we do know, in fact, where gravity comes from and how it works. Magnets, on the other hand, remain one of life’s great mysteries.“

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Number of high school football players in U.S. declined by 25,000 over five years; deaths were higher than professional levels last year

2015. The year we, as a nation, slowly begin to realize that repeatedly bashing yourself in the head is bad for you. Stand up and take a bow, America. compudisco wildwildgil

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IDK what’s scarier at a “Deathfest”. A bunch of people wearing black clothes and spikes or clowns? Like, just clowns. The ones who only stop to chuckle and wave.. compudisco 

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A county clerk from Kentucky who went to jail rather than issue marriage licenses to gay couples made material changes to the forms upon her return and is not in compliance with a federal court order, lawyers for couples suing her said on Monday.

“This just in. Kentucky county clerk, Kim Davis, is still a huge cunt.”

Jesus Christ! How many times do we have to flush before this turd goes away? compudisco wildwildgil kayleighhead

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He showed it to his engineering teacher first thing Monday morning and didn’t get quite the reaction he’d hoped for. “He was like, ‘That’s really nice,’” Ahmed said. “‘I would advise you not to show any other teachers.’” He kept the clock inside his school bag in English class, but the teacher complained when the alarm beeped in the middle of a lesson. Ahmed brought his invention up to show her afterward. “She was like, it looks like a bomb,” he said.

It’s always the fucking English teacher. compudisco kayleighhead

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Daniel Craig Donated to Bernie Sanders Super PAC, But Is It a Scam?

Daniel Craig donated almost $50,000 to a super PAC that claims to support Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, but a Washington public interest group has raised questions about the org...

It’s dire times such as these I have to turn to a expertise of a celebrity just to help me make sense of all this mess. Does anyone know who Ja is donating to?

WHERE IS JA?!

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Senior VS Freshmen Girls at Frat Parties

Truth: Knowing you can get laid no matter what you wear.

I know girls like this. I bet you anything that she lives upstairs and just came down for the free beer before she goes back to continue watching Netflix. You just keep on keepin on mama.

compudisco wildwildgil kayleighhead

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No, Kim Davis, You Can't Beg for Money on GoFundMe

Kim Davis won't be able to raise funds for her anti-gay crusade on GoFundMe.

Well at least now she can GoFindHerself a new job. compudisco kayleighhead wildwildgil

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Bud Light. A perfect beer to... compudisco kayleighhead

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compudisco kayleighhead wildwildgil

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Damn Nature, you crazy!

They’ll be texting and driving in no time. compudisco kayleighhead wildwildgil

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Harry Potter Spinoff Fantastic Beasts Shooting Begins, Samantha Morton Joins

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Yass, Yass, Yaaaaaaassssss!