🔧SUPER GENIUS🔧

|| Indie RP blog for Yuichiro Tomari from Namco High (Originally from Ordyne) || Mun is 20+ || Possible NSFW || Please Read Rules and About pages ||

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when Tiny™ saves ur life

@supergeniustomari

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Have you ever thought about doing something with one of Cousin's katamaris? They seem pretty powerful

“I have actually, but for some reason they wont let me borrow their katamari.”

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“Yeah.. probably... I don’t feel good.”

Oh great just what he was fearing Dig Dug and King. The eyes on him were bad enough but now he was going to be yelled at in front of everyone. Just as he took a deep shaky breath to confess he heard Cousin pipe up. 

He was dumbfounded. Just looking at Cousin as they came up with this story in his defense he didn’t know what to say. Well he didn’t want to get Cousin in trouble so he might as well go with the story. 

“Uh... yeah. It was the strangest thing. I had no idea the plumbing was so bad.” 

Sniffling he then cleared his throat. He felt better with this bit of hope that he might not get in trouble for this. He needed to calm down though or he was afraid he’d blow this cover. “Can I go see the nurse?” The sooner he could get out of the hallway the better. 

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"That shouldnt have worked, but it did!"

“I told you it would,” Nidia responded with a smug nod. “Like I said, magic and science can exist together.”

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“…. I know you said it would… but all my calculations say that there was a failure rate of 99.9%…”

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Tomari may be one of the students she got along with the best, and one of the biggest assets she had in finding a compatible bonding partner. But the two didn’t always see eye to eye. Especially when it came to her magic. 

She let out a quiet sigh. “I know it probably sounds crazy to you, the idea of igniting fire without the proper materials. But it’s a part channeling magic through my body. In most cases, no, it wouldn’t be possible. Magic is what made it possible.”

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Raising his hands he began to rub his temple as he tried to wrap his head around what had just happened in front of his own two eyes.

"It most certainly sounds crazy." Magic had no scientific backing. There was no way for him to understand it and there was nothing more frustrating than not understanding.

"Okay... so... sonce this is clearly a thing that is happening... I suppose I should just accept it. Now how hot can you make that fire?"

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stCousin looks around for a moment, Mostly seeing who was all coming out….Lets see; There’s Albatross, Richard…Taira. They bite the inside of their cheek and look down at the ground, flustered as people start to swarm in and whisper around them. Just as they do—They spot Tomari’s glasses, slightly moving with the still flooding water. Lens cracked.

They bend down and gently pick them up, looking them over and wiping away some of the water.

“ Uh– Well….its not…too bad??… Here’s your glasses…they’re a bit broken– Lemme just wipe them off for you.. “

(*Its terrible, there’s gonna be so much water damage… Oh gosh… what happened?? )

Their voice wavers as they answer his question, clearing telling Tomari that they’re lying just to try and make him feel better. They hand him his glasses after drying them off, careful not to break the lens anymore than they were. They have the feeling Tomari has something to do with this, anything that blows up is usually linked back to him. But he looks so….Sad? that isn’t the right word… Stressed? No—Its was something Cousin can’t describe, but it was something that didn’t match Tomari’s normal demeanor.

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Tomari knew it was bad and the tone of Cousin's voice wasn't reassuring. He knew they meant well, but he knew it was bad.

Taking his glasses he slipped them onto his face. There was no way he'd be able to use these for any length of time without getting a headache.

He was able to see through them enough to make out the faces of some of his classmates. People he would have to see every day.

Feeling his face get hot he bit his lip trying not to make any more of a scene by burting into tears in front of everyone. Taking a deep breath he sighed.

"Well it's just a minor setback. In fact if the plumbing was up to date that wouldn't have happened. If something like a little pressure could burst the pipes like that they were due for replacement anyway."

Pausing a moment he removed his glasses and closed his eyes.

"My stomach hurts. I must have hit my head."

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"That shouldnt have worked, but it did!"

“I told you it would,” Nidia responded with a smug nod. “Like I said, magic and science can exist together.”

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".... I know you said it would... but all my calculations say that there was a failure rate of 99.9%..."

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                    Jacksepticeye Sentence Starters!                                            (Some NSFW)

Typical conversation starters:

 "Don’t trust anyone, because everybody is a douchebag.“

“That shit is so deep, Adele could roll in it.”

“That’s not even a word, I’m making up words now, just to describe

how terrible my life is!”

“I have no idea what I’m doing…”

“Mama’s pissed right now…”

“I wish I could crush my neighbors with a wall…”  

“I don’t know why, but why the fuck not?”

“Look at the shadow…that is terrifying.”

“Don’t say things you’ll regret…don’t say things people can make fun of you over.”

“Oh, that is kinda clever…also kinda annoying.” 

“I demand wine. Wine!”

“Shh, no tears, only dreams now.”

“Something’s up, I can tell.”

“I’m complementing you, not trying to get into your pants…”

“ I’ve been eating pretzels, they’re so good. Have you ever just opened a bag of salty pretzels and you can’t stop eating them? They’re sooooo good. I want to make love to them…you heard nothing!”

Annoyed/Angry:

“I actually don’t like seeing you that happy, could you be a little sadder, please?”

“I can barley hear you over the sound of how dead you are!”

“Could you just stop for five fucking minutes?” 

“All I did was kiss your wife…”

“You son of a dick!’

“Go fuck yourself!”

“Go stick your head in a dick!”

“Die, you mother fucker!”

“That’s bull to the shit!“

“I don’t like five, five can go to hell.”

“Shut up, I’m talking!”

“Hey! Wake up so I can kill you!”

“Oh yeah, that’s great….I’m so happy you’re talking to me…”

“Here take the phone, it’s your physiatrist, he says you’re an annoying asshole.”

NSFW:

 "Rome wasn’t built in a day…and neither were babies.“ 

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX!”

“Do you mind if I fab?”

“They’re doing the hover hug.” “___, you lookin’ good!”

“You guys need a sex swing.”

“I’ll finger you, see what happens…”

“Did you get that sweet goat ass?”

“That’s a boy…stop humping the ground.”

“Is this an erotic statue of two men mud wrestling?”

“Should I slap the girl on the ass when she comes out?”

“Why don’t you take me out to dinner first, before you decide to fuck me?!”

Random:

“I’m getting smacked with my own snake!”

“Look at these plus one biceps!”

“I’m a pretty little flower!”    “Oh, Jesus Christ, I do have the force!”

“That shouldn’t have worked, but it did.”

“I’M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON!" 

"I like it, how you can see through all the windows." 

"I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.”

“That is a nice cauldron, a very fucking nice cauldron…”

“So…how you creepy bastards doin’?”

“This is not gonna be my first time in the bathroom with a goat in my lifetime, and last time was just as fucking magical." 

"You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!”

“Um…hello? Yeah, I’m here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!”

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I heard that Anti-Bravoman is a half-demon, that's why he has dark purple skin and glowing eyes. Confirm?

"Why would I know anything about that?"

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You shouldn't trust atoms, they make everything up.

"Actually atoms are made of sub particl- Oh! That was a joke. Haha nice one."

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Rumor has it Cousin (lovclycousin) has been fooling around with the Evil Namco High robots

"Like dismantling them?"

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Cousin was spending their free period next to their locker— Mindlessly checking their phone and social media feeds as they waited for next period to start, They didn’t have any homework to catch up on and most of their friends didn’t have the period free or had to got attend other things. So they were all by their lonesome… A rather rare sight, considering how many friends they have.

But they’re suddenly snapped out of their tweeting as something moans and creeks….Namco High is an old school– Surely it couldn’t be anything bad-

They can’t even finish their own thoughts before something explodes, and They watch helplessly as something flies past them and a rush of water suddenly floods the halls. Luckily it;s not alot of water it seems, Because Cousin could have easily been swept away with the current if it was anymore than what it was. Of course, Of course this happens. Namco High cannot have 1 Normal day without it being ruined by a explosion or an attack or SOMETHING!

Dumbfounded, They stand there for a moment; trying to piece together what exactly just happened before they hear Tomari swear—that answers what exactly flew past them a few seconds ago.

“ Tomari?? Are you okay??? You hit the wall pretty hard there buddy.. “

They ask, walking over to inspect the damage and to make sure Tomari was okay as a few neighboring classrooms open their doors to see what the noise was about. Soon there’s some quiet chattering and whispering as people come out to see this water wreck. 

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As soon as he has pushed himself up, the aspiring scientist leaned against the wall he had just hit and crumpled into a ball on the floor his knees to his chest and his head down.

Even as he heard Cousin speak to him he remained in the pathetic little ball.

"No..." even without being able to see he knew people were looking. He could hear classroom doors creak open and chattering of gossiping teens.

"I'm dead. This is hell. That explosion actually killed me and I am dead." That would be better than facing his parents or Dig Dug after this.

He didnt even want to think what kind of detention he was getting. He was just glad the rocket wasnt done for the moon detention. Blowing up the men's room, flooding the school, skipping class to do those things... he was in for it.

"I don't want to look..." not that he could see anyway, "how bad is it? On a scale of one to ten thousand years of darkness..."

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Oh no a witness! Oh it was just Jellybean.

"Does it look like I'm alright?" He snapped. His body ached, his head was pounding, and he was drenched head to toe. Even if he had escaped the scene of the crime there was no doubt he would be picked out as the one who blew up the men's room.

"Ugh.. I was trying to optimize the plumbing and... I'm not really sure what I did to blow it up... the last few minutes are a bit of a blur.

"Um... have you seen my glasses?" His voice began to crack slightly as he tried to hold himself together. He wasn't about to cry in front of a classmate.

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It started innocently enough. He was just trying to improve the plumbing. Make it more efficient. There was nothing worse than accidentally clogging a public toilet after all. 

Everything was going well... that was until there was a creaking sound in the walls. The sound of metal expanding to the point of- Oh dear..

A loud explosion echoed through the halls and a familiar red-head is thrown out into the hallway from the men’s room. With a wet splat Tomari hit the hallway wall covered in water. 

Pushing himself off the ground he looked around to see if anyone noticed. Not that he could really see anything since his glasses were now no where to be found. 

“Shit..”

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// ooc: Updated my headcanons page woop 

[robuddy]

Stares.

Stares back…

“Hello.”

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robuddy:

“It is very hard to live in darkness. I hope your bot’s win.” The floating head looked up at the scientist as he moved closer. “I do not mind as long as I am still functional afterwards.”

“You’re telling me.” Pulling out his notebook he began jotting down a few notes and drawing pictures. “Oh of course! I’m not going to take you apart or anything. That would be disrespectful!” 

[robuddy]

Stares.

Stares back…

“Hello.”

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robuddy:

“Your Robots battle.. I have never seen a robot battle…” The robot pondered it for a moment. “I am Fascinating?… Thank you.”

“Yeah! It’s important that they are the best so that they don’t lose! Otherwise the world would be plunged into DARKNESS!!!” Tomari leaned in a bit to get a better look at the robot. “Mmhmm! You are very welcome! Would you mind if I took a few notes?”