Meehmes or meemees? That's the question

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Update: 

It’s been a very long time since I have done anything here, I did have a whole book of Rhett and Link quotes, but those are currently in my storage unit, however I do have an idea of which sentence starters I’d like to do next, I’ll start working on them soon. 

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Up Next:

Dan and Phil.

also, Rhett and Link, (so anyone who like Good Mythical Morning, get ready!)

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Markiplier Sentence Starters!: Randomness Addition.

“Hey, are you a chix?” 

“NIce booty....I guess.” 

“Could you shut the fuck up about your universe?” 

“Hey lady, are you okay?” 

“That seems a bit exreme...also, fuck you.” 

“Speical delivery...of the stabbing nature.” 

“Speical dilvery...of the fuck you kind.” 

“Don’t grab me with your weird hands.” 

“I like how they point first, before they come after me.”

“You bassicaly have to not suck, is what i’m trying to say.” 

“Don’t suck like me.” 

“I am a child of the internet, i can’t live without my dank memes.” 

“All cats, pretty much all cats.” 

“oh my god, someone died!” 

“Yolo.....or what have you.” 

“Boof Butts begins in the UK.” 

 “Son of a...where’d you go?” 

“Wanna take it like a man? Wanna take it like a woman? Either one is good with me.” 

“Hold still, you prick.” 

“You little ass bag, you come back here!” 

“AH...screw a duck!” 

“Well, that didn’t help me at all.” 

“Whoa...what the....flip?” 

“You’re just beating small children, and it’s oddly fun.” 

“It’s creepy and dark down here...it’s creepy and dark down here!” 

“I tried to find a shark buddy...but that didn’t work out too well.” 

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Up Next:

More Markiplier quote's

and

Rhett and Link.

Also, Dan and Phil.

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                      Markiplier Sentence Starters!: Rage Addition .                                           

                                             (Some NSFW)                         

                                     (Can be taken out of context.)                                      . 

The Level of Denial:

“Oh, come on, this is baloney!” “What kind of malarkey is this?” “I’m not doing it on purpose!” “Don’t patronize me, I’m fine!” “I’m a calm, little butterfly.” ‘I am calm and collected.“  “What the fuck am I talking about?” “ Oh come on, what is with this thing?!”  "If I fall into the fire I will eat my own eyeballs!" “I should have been up that pipe ten ways to Sunday."  "This is going to be a bitch and a half.” “Oh my god, you tried to murder me!” “I don’t handle frustrating things well.” “I don’t know why I twirled…” “Is it a little bit too early to loose my sanity?” “Stop with the party, it’s not time for that yet!” “Oh, this was useless…oh, there was no point to this!” “Well, I didn’t run into a Hammer-Bro-Hammer…just something else.” “Have I been cursing this whole time? I just said damn…I just said damn again!” “I would never, ever, never, never, never ever say anything bad about him….or his mother.” “You know how in Star Wars they say 'release your hatred?' Yeah, Ross did that!”

 Levels of Rage:

“YOU SACKS OF ASS!” “Frick you…screw your face!” “Fuck-nuggets!”   “Ohh…sassafras!” “It’s about god damn time, don’t you think you should be a little less of a douchebag?” “AHHHHHHH!” “Objective-…AHHHH!” “Why did you DUCK?!” “You think you can catch fireballs, bitch?!” “Missed me, dickbag!” “I can’t jump when I have something in my hand!” “What the bullshit, fuck your mother!” “What am I talking about?! Shut up, I don’t know!” “Oh no….what the BALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY?!” “Oh, right under your nose, bitch, right under your nose!” “Thank you, thank you for being late to the party, assbag!” “Oh shit, you’re fucking dead!” “Just stop…just stop! JUST STOP!” “WHY?! THAT’S STUPID!"  "I think she would be a little worried at my constant screaming.” "That is such a piece of ass!” “Fudge, come on!” “FFFFFFFFF-FUDGESICKLES!” “Yes, I know this is gross, but I’m talking about it!” “This is reality!"  "Oh my god, why is this so hard?!” “You know, at this point I’m not even surprised at your bullshit.” “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! What the-?” “I wanna break it, but it’s not mine….” “If I crack this open it’s going to be a horrible mess for everyone."  "I Can’t do this, God damn…I can’t do- Oh…I can’t!” “I’m sorry, I have nothing clever to say at this moment….I’M DYING!"  "Would’ve been nice!” “It might not look difficult, but my voice is cracking and I’m practically pubescent!” “I am borderline in tears at the bullshit that’s in front of me."  "When is this fucking things going to behave?!” “I had it, I had the flower, it was in MY FUCKING HANDS!” “I am so angry…I might not look it, I might just look tired.” “That was bound to happen, because I didn’t have WHAT I FUCKING NEEDED!” “Fuck them….fuck them all…FUCK THEM ALL!” “That’s wrong…THAT’S WRONG!” “I WAS PRESSING WITH MY FINGER!” “God damn, give me your shoe!"  "Just….OH MY GOD!” “Just me, myself, and my internal rage.” "Don’t ask me what that means, shut up!“   "I have never, ever been so angry in my life!” “You are going to slap me in the face with all your bullshit and then take everything I love.” “Oh god, it’s my ride!” “Oh, come on you bastard, you stole my ride!” “Oh,____’s scary when he’s angry….yeah…yeah…"  "Doesn't everybody know they’re not supposed to be original or individual?!" 

That level of DONE:

"I am full of lies and stupidity.” “I am not happy inside…” “I have no soul…” “I hate this…and everyone.” “It’s the little things…it’s the little things.” “It’s the little, itty, bitty things that make me think dark thoughts….about Ross,” “That’s what I get for thinking…” “That is so stupid, I hate this.” “And yeah,  haha, it’s fun for you guys, but guess who it’s not fun for?!"  "It’s not okay I have to do this…it’s not okay.” “I don’t even want to yell anymore.” “I am not okay right now…” “…why did I even try?” “That’s alright, I wasn’t paying attention, so why not take a little life from me?” “They took from me….everything!” “And they gave me nothing!"  "The note just says; 'Thanks guys, no I’m not your father.’” “It’s like I can see death moments before it arrives in my face.” “Oh, you think you are going to get me and the answer is- probably…"  "I’m a loser, baby, I’m a loser…I forget the rest of the song.” “This has been ____, I’m going to remove my name from my name, and call myself Dickbag McDicksucker.”

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I lost my notepad for Mark's quote's over the Christmas holiday. Am working on....replenishing said quotes.

Will be up soon!!

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                    Jacksepticeye Sentence Starters!                                            (Some NSFW)

Typical conversation starters:

 "Don’t trust anyone, because everybody is a douchebag.“

“That shit is so deep, Adele could roll in it.”

“That’s not even a word, I’m making up words now, just to describe

how terrible my life is!”

“I have no idea what I’m doing…”

“Mama’s pissed right now…”

“I wish I could crush my neighbors with a wall…”  

“I don’t know why, but why the fuck not?”

“Look at the shadow…that is terrifying.”

“Don’t say things you’ll regret…don’t say things people can make fun of you over.”

“Oh, that is kinda clever…also kinda annoying.” 

"I demand wine. Wine!”

“Shh, no tears, only dreams now.”

“Something’s up, I can tell.”

“I’m complementing you, not trying to get into your pants…”

“ I’ve been eating pretzels, they’re so good. Have you ever just opened a bag of salty pretzels and you can’t stop eating them? They’re sooooo good. I want to make love to them…you heard nothing!”

Annoyed/Angry:

“I actually don’t like seeing you that happy, could you be a little sadder, please?”

“I can barley hear you over the sound of how dead you are!”

“Could you just stop for five fucking minutes?” 

“All I did was kiss your wife…”

“You son of a dick!’

"Go fuck yourself!”

“Go stick your head in a dick!”

“Die, you mother fucker!”

“That’s bull to the shit!“

"I don’t like five, five can go to hell.”

“Shut up, I’m talking!”

“Hey! Wake up so I can kill you!”

“Oh yeah, that’s great….I’m so happy you’re talking to me…”

“Here take the phone, it’s your physiatrist, he says you’re an annoying asshole.”

NSFW:

 "Rome wasn’t built in a day…and neither were babies.“ 

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX!”

“Do you mind if I fab?”

“They’re doing the hover hug.” “___, you lookin’ good!”

“You guys need a sex swing.”

“I’ll finger you, see what happens…”

“Did you get that sweet goat ass?”

“That’s a boy…stop humping the ground.”

“Is this an erotic statue of two men mud wrestling?”

“Should I slap the girl on the ass when she comes out?”

“Why don’t you take me out to dinner first, before you decide to fuck me?!”

Random:

“I’m getting smacked with my own snake!”

“Look at these plus one biceps!”

“I’m a pretty little flower!”    “Oh, Jesus Christ, I do have the force!”

“That shouldn’t have worked, but it did.”

“I’M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON!" 

"I like it, how you can see through all the windows." 

"I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.”

“That is a nice cauldron, a very fucking nice cauldron…”

“So…how you creepy bastards doin’?”

“This is not gonna be my first time in the bathroom with a goat in my lifetime, and last time was just as fucking magical." 

"You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!”

“Um…hello? Yeah, I’m here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!”

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                    Jacksepticeye Sentence Starters!                                            (Some NSFW)

Typical conversation starters:

  "Don’t trust anyone, because everybody is a douchebag.“

"That shit is so deep, Adele could roll in it.”

“That’s not even a word, I’m making up words now, just to describe

how terrible my life is!”

“I have no idea what I’m doing…”

“Mama’s pissed right now…”

"I wish I could crush my neighbors with a wall…”  

“I don’t know why, but why the fuck not?”

“Look at the shadow…that is terrifying.”

“Don’t say things you’ll regret…don’t say things people can make fun of you over.”

“Oh, that is kinda clever…also kinda annoying.” 

"I demand wine. Wine!"

"Shh, no tears, only dreams now."

"Something's up, I can tell."

"I'm complementing you, not trying to get into your pants..."

“ I’ve been eating pretzels, they’re so good. Have you ever just opened a bag of salty pretzels and you can’t stop eating them? They’re sooooo good. I want to make love to them…you heard nothing!”

 Annoyed/Angry:

 “I actually don’t like seeing you that happy, could you be a little sadder, please?”

"I can barley hear you over the sound of how dead you are!"

“Could you just stop for five fucking minutes?” 

"All I did was kiss your wife..."

"You son of a dick!'

"Go fuck yourself!"

"Go stick your head in a dick!"

"Die, you mother fucker!"

“That’s bull to the shit!"

"I don't like five, five can go to hell."

"Shut up, I'm talking!"

"Hey! Wake up so I can kill you!"

"Oh yeah, that's great....I'm so happy you're talking to me..."

"Here take the phone, it's your physiatrist, he says you're an annoying asshole."

 NSFW:

  "Rome wasn't built in a day...and neither were babies." 

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX!"

"Do you mind if I fab?"

"They're doing the hover hug." "___, you lookin' good!"

"You guys need a sex swing."

"I'll finger you, see what happens..."

"Did you get that sweet goat ass?"

“That’s a boy...stop humping the ground.”

"Is this an erotic statue of two men mud wrestling?"

"Should I slap the girl on the ass when she comes out?"

"Why don't you take me out to dinner first, before you decide to fuck me?!"

 Random:

 “I’m getting smacked with my own snake!”

"Look at these plus one biceps!"

“I’m a pretty little flower!”    "Oh, Jesus Christ, I do have the force!"

"That shouldn't have worked, but it did."

"I'M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON!" 

"I like it, how you can see through all the windows." 

"I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo."

"That is a nice cauldron, a very fucking nice cauldron..."

"So...how you creepy bastards doin'?"

"This is not gonna be my first time in the bathroom with a goat in my lifetime, and last time was just as fucking magical." 

"You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!"

"Um...hello? Yeah, I'm here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!"