I like breakfast food

Alexis. 25. Professional magical girl. Teacher. Collegiate Actress. Pan. Feminist. Mediocre playwright. Writer of silly songs.

[lungthief]

[moopet]

weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:

ah, the scalene triangle

loving Cole Sprouse

hating Cole Sprouse 

the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed

the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it

trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 

the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh

“I was here here before MTV!”

12.9 year olds

“what is air” and “my ovaries” 

non-tumblr people were peasants

nice legs daisy dukes

slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen

homestuck

tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)

tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 

Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??

imagine how is touch the sky

“you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon

do she got the booty?

“can you give me directions to the olive garden?”

night bloggers 

add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

[acidtygr]

lik the bred

“gun” as a hilarious reblog addition

[curiouschiroptera-blog]

Truth vs. Twilight

In collaboration with the Quileute Tribe, this site seeks to inform Twilight fans, parents, teachers, and others about the real Quileute culture, which indeed has a wolf origin story, a historic relationship with the wolf as demonstrated in songs, stories, and various art forms, as well as a modern, multi-dimensional community with a sophisticated governance system. We also hope to offer a counter narrative to The Twilight Saga’s stereotypical representations of race, class, and gender, and offer resources for a more meaningful understanding of Native American life and cultures.

[painted-starlight]

More from this website: 

Misconceptions and Appropriations from Twilight: Their community gets fucking NOTHING from the Twilight Franchise, despite Stephenie Meyer using their name to abandon as one of the major plot points.

Racial and Class Stereotypes in Twilight: How Stephenie Meyer reinforces racist and classcist dynamics in her stereotypical depictions

Cultural Theft in Twilight: Wherein a white woman profits from a Native American community and STILL can’t be bothered to do basic research. 

[vaenire]

Happy Thanksgiving! Help the Quileute Tribe move their tribal school to higher ground!

[ip2lb]

x

[thehappysnail-deactivated202210]

Holy fuck

[alisonzai]

[savedbythebellsabrina-blog]

sabrina and moesha

[blackgirlsreverything]

My faves growing up

[whitepeopletwitter]

[foxyshadow]

Just like public libraries and public bus services. They are public services.

[goodscreencaps]

[sartorialadventure]

Dress by Lucile, 1914

[nonasuch]

2 fun facts about this dress:

1. it’s very pretty

2. the woman who designed it survived the sinking of the Titanic

[amnhnyc]

What’s that fungus? It’s the chicken of the woods (Laetiporus sulphureus)! Known for its meaty flavor, the taste of this mushroom has been likened to chicken, crab, and lobster meat, if prepared correctly. The parasitic fungus grows in clumps at the base of hardwood trees, causing the trees to decay over time. Because of its edibility, it’s popular among foragers. The mushroom can reach large sizes: a 100-pound (45-kilogram)- specimen was found in the United Kingdom in 1990! Photo: Michael Gäbler, CC-BY-3.0 https://www.instagram.com/p/CCh8ubpAK77/?igshid=qurmcjgrm8q6

[unrealunearths]

This is business.

[everydayechos]

hot take: Countries should never be run like businesses, because people are not commodities, and communities are not assets to be bought, sold, and traded away.

[equatorjournal]

41 29th Street, 1978 

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[guccixcoochie]

If you fall into any of these categories, please unfollow me

- the "all lives matter" crowd

- the “i don’t care about politics” crowd

- "blue lives matter" people

- "violence is never the answer” people

- "i don't see race/colour" people

- the "white people experience racism too" crowd

[heyitskasagain-deactivated20200]

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

[marissaai]

its the Grape

[koracs]

It's Dionysus

[rritchiearts]

Check this comic and others out on Everyday Feminism!

Transcripts of the comic available at the above link.

Webcomic | Twitter | Patreon | Prints

[rosalarian]

Be aware of your Pride and what exactly it is you’re proud of and who you’re throwing under the bus to get that pride.

[evil-bisexual]

Love this minus the “It’s almost like he’s not LGBT at all”

[castironjackelope]

That’s the point though- it’s calling out assimilationism and respectability politics and how the mainstream gay rights movement panders to cishet expectations while throwing the rest of us under the bus.

[evil-bisexual]

Ok, I get it now, thanks

[poetry-protest-pornography]

The queer rights movement was built by the most marginalized among us, and they/we have been systematically pushed back into the margins and silenced in favor of the “more palatable” white, cis, middle class, monosexual, passing gay and lesbian men and women.

[whitepeopletwitter]