Oh Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!

I'm Rae, she/her, 22. Been on this website too long.

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[ransomnote]

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

[ransomnote]

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

[empathviv]

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

[thememedaddy]

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[dreamingnemleria]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[damazcuz]

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[28dayslater]

no actor has ever, ever appeased gay fans of anything like george blagden did. “oh but sam reid said some mad shit about the vampire show”, shut up, i don’t care, he’s not fit to clean blagden’s boots. when his character’s solo verse in his one big song got cut from the movie george blagden fucking went to paris stood in front of the building it was set alone at night and recorded himself singing it. he posted himself singing a death cab for cutie song that he’d adapted to be about his gay little character and the guy he was pining for. this man was the only person outside of tumblr to give a fuck about “grantaire from the les mis movie” and he fought and died for tumblrina rights. we will never see his like again

[holdoncallfailed]

beautiful women named cornell lab of ornithology keep emailing me

[iwishiwasonfire]

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[miamaimania]

“Cut the Rug (Cake)” ☀ Alana Jones-Mann ◇ Sponge cake with a 400-thread count

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[bedupolker]

Fun fact: I drew this like two years ago and painted the octopus purple. But I thought purple looked corny so I painted over him teal. But then I realized he was the color of Squidward Tentacles and I got mad and stopped and forgot about this piece until now.

[mylittlefag]

I have a heart just like you