Bow to the Barista

The silly things that people say, do, and demand at my workplace. For my fandom based blog, follow me at batmanismydriver.tumblr.com and for makeup follow batgirlisfabulous.tumblr.com :)

[superherofriday]

Thanks for all the fish

[fivehead]

[fuckyahumor]

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

[clientsfromhell]

Open call for a comic artist posted to a social media community. Not a joke post. This guy was dead serious, and screamed at me when I pointed out all the problems with his “contract” offer. $30 for two years of open-ended work. 

He thought he was being more than reasonable.

[caffeineismyboyfriend]

[baristamaniac]

I am like a 🦌 in headlights on a Monday morning. Stay focused and dialed in and support your local coffee shops. . . . . #coffee #deer #buck #antlers #monday #coffeeart #latteart #coffeelovers #coffeetime #art #artist #latte #coffeegram #instacoffee #chicago #illinois #newyork #minnesota #michigan #ohio #toledo #baristalife #barista #morning #goodmorning #instagram (at Cora Italian Specialties)

[caffeineismyboyfriend]

So everyday is an emergency?

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[thebaristalifeofficial]

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showstopping 🤷‍♀️ #BaristaLife #ConfidenceIsKey

[fuck-customers]

I once knew a guy that worked at a hotel. A guest apparently found out he was gay and tried to get him in his room. Then straight up told him he "wasn't going to ask him to do anything he hasn't already done" when my friend refused the guest came down screaming slurs and telling him he would have sex with him. His bosses were mad at my friend for waking them up! His husband was pissed. They took him of the schedule so the guest could stay 4 more nights.

[baristacoffee]

#coffee #coffeeshop #coffe #coffeetime #coffeelover #coffeebreak #coffeegram #coffeelove #coffeeart #coffeelife #coffeebreak #coffeelovers #coffeeshesh #positiveenergy #cm #cnx #chiangmai #northern #th #thailand #ristreto #ristr8to #ristr8tocoffee #ristr by sanluang http://flic.kr/p/RJBkuS

[manmakecoffee]

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[expresso-shots]

Espresso

[teen4ge-dreams2]

Coffee Like or reblog if you save/use

[fuck-customers]

[captain-espresso]

Espresso frequent and often! Seek some espresso. When is it not latte time?

More about this tasty beverage

via: espresso-lovers: yourcoffeeguru

[captain-espresso]

Latte minutes from now! Acquire some Mocha. When is it not coffee time?

I want to get this tasty beverage

via: baristacoffee: