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main @trashno0dle | noodle | she/they | 21 | timkon & batfam enthusiast | (pfp art by @milk-bat !!) | batcest/proship DNI

[superklutzkent]

Spiders and Bats

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Description: mini fics and oneshots set within an au where peter is thrown into another dimension (post the battle on titan in infinity war) and ends up in gotham city where he grapples with being brought back from the dead, ghosts of familiar faces in his mind and all around him and a family of bats and birds that become another family to him as well.

[note: the series is heavily inspired and based on dark matter by mysterycyclone, this series started essentially as a fanfic of a fanfic but as it develops i'm taking my own spin on things]

Current Works

it was all my fault | chapters: 1/1

see you again | chapters: 3/3

you're not the only one | chapters: 1/1

punchline | chapters: 1/1

more to come, eventually!

[turrondeluxe]

these guys...

[krakenkarel]

Worlds foulest

[pseudowriter69]

i found out about primehood Yesterday and it's ripping me apart. you know how crazy it would be to be jason todd and spend so much of your post-resurrected life believing wholeheartedly that nobody cared. batman didn't care. batman let joker live, batman replaced you, batman didn't even notice your body was gone from the coffin. and then you find out some shithead who has no empathy and killed tons of people punched a Literal Hole in Reality to Bring You Back. i need jason to face that level of obsession pointed straight at him

[batgirl3000]

unfortunately i have in fact fallen for primehood propaganda… the trope of nonchalant Regular Guy and guy who is basically a god being crazy obsessed over said regular guy will always ALWAYS work on me

[harpyyhaeloweed]

help i can't stop thinking about them(

[batgirl3000]

i can’t believe some people on the internet made up primehood as a joke and then enough people got into it that they’ve willed it into existence and now dan mora is drawing superboy prime with a fatson todd necklace wearing a “bring red hoods helmet back” tshirt… phenomenal stuff really

[shmooseee]

I am not immune to superboy prime propaganda.

[tulipdrawsstuff]

Oh how I love you MAWS Clark Kent….

[frownyalfred]

critics: Batman just hunts down and beats up his rogues and mentally ill people!

what Batman’s actually doing:

pushing past hour three of Riddler’s impromptu lecture on how tenses and verbal intonation affect the solution rate of his riddles

talking a random guy down from joining Penguin’s goon squad for better pay (“you’re not a killer, you just need friends” “…yeah”)

pulling electrodes out of Jim Gordon’s ass (again) because he’s the only one who won’t laugh

explaining compounding interest rates to Robin while doing 180 on the highway during rush hour

blacking out Harvey Dent’s window in Arkham because seeing the waxing/waning moon was giving him anxiety

jumping out at kids skipping curfew and scaring them

spending so much money on charity that Lucius Fox is impressed he can still successfully embezzle from WE at the same time

playing skeeball with Robin in an abandoned bowling alley (this will become a core memory)

[idknwhatputhere]

HE IS FINALLY HERE!!

[jasperoura]

I’m completely normal about him

[homuleelee]

OH MY GOD WHY IS MY BOY ALREADY EXPERIENCING THE HORRORS BEFORE THE SHOW EVEN STARTS

[superklutzkent]

sooo excited for maws s3 but goddd please please don't let him just be jonathan with conner's style ..

[paintsplash1712]

I really hope we don't get time travel next season. Just let him be Kon!

[superklutzkent]

sooo excited for maws s3 but goddd please please don't let him just be jonathan with conner's style ..

[superklutzkent]

he's literally just a baby im actually gonna cry

[bianc0re]

Super long night ᴘʀɪɴᴛs