Mr. Sunflower

[supermansuggestion]

You’re adorable.

Thank you!  I’m sure you’re adorable too, Anon.

[supermansuggestion]

Lex sleeps in the nude

Really?  Sometimes it’s hard for me to tell when people are naked or not because of the X-ray vision.

Wait, no, hang on, I did know that - Batman told me, I remember now.

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

You… can’t turn your x-ray vision on and off? You constantly see people walking around as skeletons?!

[supermansuggestion]

Not… skeletons, necessarily. I just see all the layers at once and sometimes I lose track of how many I’m seeing. Like, there are all those organs, and they all overlap, y’know? And it takes a lot of focus to figure out if that’s underwear or a spleen, and it’s just not always worth it.

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

Oh my god. That’s… horrifying. I’m so sorry. That must be super scary to see.

[supermansuggestion]

I’m used to it, but it was certainly a bit of a shock when it kicked in in my teens. I was zoning out in Ms. Lachella’s Spanish class and then suddenly I was watching her bronchioles!

It makes it harder to recognize people by the face if I don’t focus hard, but I eventually figured out how to identify people by other things. You have a unique liver, for instance.

[batmansuggestion]

Her… bronchioles. As in, parts of her lungs.

A better question than J’s is why were you staring at your teacher’s chest in Spanish class?

[supermansuggestion]

@batmansuggestion I was admiring her shirt, thank you very much. It was a quite fetching shade of lilac.

[supermansuggestion]

Babe

[ripe]

ptarodada on ig

[veryslowreader]

Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman 

Smallville: “Crush”

[supermansuggestion]

Once after saying something spectacularly stupid in front of someone I like-liked I smacked myself so hard in the forehead that it acted as a Super-Clap and the shockwave knocked over everything in the room.

Long story short, that’s the actual answer as to how Bruce found out my secret identity.

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[time-does-not-exist-here]

Were you a ‘fall for your best friend’ gay or a ‘fall for the new kid’ gay?

[supermansuggestion]

Lex sleeps in the nude

Really?  Sometimes it’s hard for me to tell when people are naked or not because of the X-ray vision.

Wait, no, hang on, I did know that - Batman told me, I remember now.

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

You… can’t turn your x-ray vision on and off? You constantly see people walking around as skeletons?!

[supermansuggestion]

Not… skeletons, necessarily. I just see all the layers at once and sometimes I lose track of how many I’m seeing. Like, there are all those organs, and they all overlap, y’know? And it takes a lot of focus to figure out if that’s underwear or a spleen, and it’s just not always worth it.

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

Oh my god. That’s… horrifying. I’m so sorry. That must be super scary to see.

[supermansuggestion]

I’m used to it, but it was certainly a bit of a shock when it kicked in in my teens. I was zoning out in Ms. Lachella’s Spanish class and then suddenly I was watching her bronchioles!

It makes it harder to recognize people by the face if I don’t focus hard, but I eventually figured out how to identify people by other things. You have a unique liver, for instance.

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

I have a unique liver…? Is that a good or a bad thing? I guess my liver would maybe be affected by my acid bath… 

[supermansuggestion]

Oh, it’s perfectly harmless! Everyone’s organs are a little different. Your liver’s just a bit differently shaped than most. Nothing wrong with it. Livers with cirrhosis are pretty nasty, but yours is completely healthy. (Scarecrow’s isn’t - the fear gas seems to do bad things. I keep meaning to bring it up to him but I never get the chance.)

[supermansuggestion]

Lex sleeps in the nude

Really?  Sometimes it’s hard for me to tell when people are naked or not because of the X-ray vision.

Wait, no, hang on, I did know that - Batman told me, I remember now.

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

You… can’t turn your x-ray vision on and off? You constantly see people walking around as skeletons?!

[supermansuggestion]

Not… skeletons, necessarily. I just see all the layers at once and sometimes I lose track of how many I’m seeing. Like, there are all those organs, and they all overlap, y’know? And it takes a lot of focus to figure out if that’s underwear or a spleen, and it’s just not always worth it.

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

Oh my god. That’s… horrifying. I’m so sorry. That must be super scary to see.

[supermansuggestion]

I’m used to it, but it was certainly a bit of a shock when it kicked in in my teens. I was zoning out in Ms. Lachella’s Spanish class and then suddenly I was watching her bronchioles!

It makes it harder to recognize people by the face if I don’t focus hard, but I eventually figured out how to identify people by other things. You have a unique liver, for instance.

[supermansuggestion]

*blows powdered silver Kryptonite in your face*

Which continuity of silver Kryptonite because depending on the universe that can either make me hyperactive and childish or give me trippy hallucinations or give me paranoid delusions what are you trying to achieve anonymous figure oh are you a floating grey sphere that’s weird?

Guys guys I think I just got a new power!  I think I can see auras!  Batman your aura is like cotton candy pink it’s so purdy I wanna taste it.  I know you probably want it to be black or like really really dark grey I’m sorry.  Please don’t use Kryptonite on me.  I didn’ meanta rile you - it was you wasn’t it I know you keep Kryptonite more than just that ring I gave you, you did this to me dintcha?

Lex is the only one I can really trust, he would never do something like this to me.  …he’d just go ahead and skip to the Green.  Lex don’t go!  Stay!  No - your head - it’s inflating and floating you away - I’ll save you, come back!

Oooh… the Fortress of Solitude is all… cattywampus…

[dark-knight-suggestions]

Supes, are you serious? Pink cotton candy? You know better than that. It’s black.

[supermansuggestion]

No I’m sorry it really doesn’t look like it is but Damian’s is! Damian’s is really really black it’s sucking in all of the light from your purdy pink aura, is he attacking you? Do you need help? I’m not entirely sure I could take down Damian but I can distract him while you get away!

[supermansuggestion]

Lex sleeps in the nude

Really?  Sometimes it’s hard for me to tell when people are naked or not because of the X-ray vision.

Wait, no, hang on, I did know that - Batman told me, I remember now.

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

You… can’t turn your x-ray vision on and off? You constantly see people walking around as skeletons?!

[supermansuggestion]

Not... skeletons, necessarily. I just see all the layers at once and sometimes I lose track of how many I’m seeing. Like, there are all those organs, and they all overlap, y’know? And it takes a lot of focus to figure out if that’s underwear or a spleen, and it’s just not always worth it.

[supermansuggestion]

Lex sleeps in the nude

Really?  Sometimes it’s hard for me to tell when people are naked or not because of the X-ray vision.

Wait, no, hang on, I did know that - Batman told me, I remember now.

[supermansuggestion]

*blows powdered silver Kryptonite in your face*

Which continuity of silver Kryptonite because depending on the universe that can either make me hyperactive and childish or give me trippy hallucinations or give me paranoid delusions what are you trying to achieve anonymous figure oh are you a floating grey sphere that’s weird?

Guys guys I think I just got a new power!  I think I can see auras!  Batman your aura is like cotton candy pink it’s so purdy I wanna taste it.  I know you probably want it to be black or like really really dark grey I’m sorry.  Please don’t use Kryptonite on me.  I didn’ meanta rile you - it was you wasn’t it I know you keep Kryptonite more than just that ring I gave you, you did this to me dintcha?

Lex is the only one I can really trust, he would never do something like this to me.  ...he’d just go ahead and skip to the Green.  Lex don’t go!  Stay!  No - your head - it’s inflating and floating you away - I’ll save you, come back!

Oooh... the Fortress of Solitude is all... cattywampus...

[supermansuggestion]

What's th average kryptonians body temperature? And how did your earth family react the first time they took your temperature?

There isn’t really an “average” body temperature because our temperatures change with the sun - so most Kryptonians, living with a red sun, would have a much lower body temperature than I do even at night (when I have saved up energy from the Earth’s yellow sun).  My temperature is very different depending on the weather and time of day.

They had already figured out my temperature wouldn’t be normal when they took it before the first time they used a thermometer.  They got very alarmed when I was about two years old, having been on Earth about a year.  I ran off in the morning - well, toddled - and stayed out in the fields all day; they didn't find me until almost sunset.  When Pa ran to pick me up he burned his hands a little on my skin.  I wasn’t red and was perfectly happy so they didn’t put me in an ice bath, which they were considering, but they got pretty scared.

Now when it’s a sunny day and I’m out a lot I use freeze breath on my hands so people won’t get burnt when they touch me.

[lex-luthor-suggestions]

Superman has an 8 pack

To make up for his lack of brains.

[supermansuggestion]

Ha ha! I love your sense of humor, Lex. I do have super-intelligence, though. It’s one of my officially listed powers. But this is funny :D

[thejokersuggestions-deactivated]

ヾ(＠＾▽＾＠)ﾉ

I have the feeling that today’s gonna be a good day!!

[supermansuggestion]

And tonight’s gonna be a good night! (Shout our to my nocturnal friends.)