Jeff Goldblum Nightcore

I go by sock. I dump miscellaneous stuff here; it's quite the amalgamation! (stuff tagged as needed, feel free to ask for anything) Icon by @raychus I owe you my life ;_; (also I can't belive I have to add this but my URL is a joke, but I respect ppls identity)

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[birds-in-posts]

American woodcock (Scolopax minor)

[chronocrump]

[bannertanks]

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[hydrocities-left]

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

[squashfolded]

120 days of wodos

[squashfolded]

Gosh darnit

[everfolk]

do u ever see someone in your notifs and think wow! i was sure you'd unfollowed me by now

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[emobricosss]

Happy pride month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[donesparce]

Milk day is TOMORROW

my day.......

[donesparce]

its MY DAY [pulls of pikachu hat to reveal im actually just a gallon of milk]

[donesparce]

[donesparce]

Milk day is TOMORROW

my day.......

[donesparce]

its MY DAY [pulls of pikachu hat to reveal im actually just a gallon of milk]

[donesparce]

[charlesoberonn]

"I asked ChatGPT-" well, I asked the oracle of Delphi and she said that if I go to war with Persia, a great empire will fall.

So I'm gonna do it.

[charlesoberonn]

This post was originally about the story of Croesus, King of Lydia, and how he decided to go to war with Cyrus the Great in the 6th century BCE. Now it's about something else.

[themonsterundermystairs]

[charlesoberonn]

Arguably the most appropriate post for Apollo to "bless" since it's about his oracle.