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"do you want my vag?" -Jovenshire, 2014
Of course! We wouldn’t mind. Granted I have more experience than Ian does, considering his awkward stance when holding kids.
He tries - it's the thought that counts, right?
@AtomicMari: I love stuffing my face with @TheJovenshire @Lasercorn @Sohinki @smoshanthony AKA my favorite boys on the SS Collab
Those babies are freaking cute.
Thanks. I think you and Ian should babysit sometime. You're both so good with kids.
Adult twister bang
It's been so long since I've been an active member of society, or any of my friends have. We've been taking care of the twins!
NEW VLOG: Meet Matthew Hikaru Moss and Hazel Hanako Moss
Welcome, Twins - Chatzy Log
Mari awoke in her bed with David laying beside her, as he'd come to stay and take care of her. David smiled at her, "How are you feeling? I didn't want to like....cuddle with you because I was scared you wouldn't want that." Mari rubbed her belly and spoke softly. "I'm, like, starving.." David nodded, "Do you want me to get you something? What would you like? And just for future reference: am I allowed to cuddle or kiss you or hold your hand or are we waiting for that too?" Mari sat up a little. "I'll get up.. I've slept in all day..." She ruffled her messy curls from the day before. "You can....you can do that stuff.... Don't...don't kiss me yet.." David frowned, but nodded, "Alright. Are you sure you want to get up? Let me do that. You look great by the way. Just thought I'd say that to cheer you up a bit." Mari tried a smile as she got to her feet, struggling a little to get up. She grunted as she got to her feet and sighed noisily. "I'm ginormous." David chuckled, "Yeah, well, I've seen people who are bigger than that normally, so don't be so hard on yourself." Mari waddled slightly toward the bathroom. "I'm gonna pee," she mumbled as she shut the door. David sat patiently waiting for her, looking around the room. He got up and set a knocked over picture of them back upright, sighing as he did. Mari flushed and came out a few minutes later. "Something feels weird.." she mumbled. David looked over at her, "What's wrong?" Mari shrugged and sat down on the bed again, winded from being so quick in the bathroom. "I don't know." David continued looking around the room, "You took all our pictures down." He looked at her, "Do you hate me?" Mari shook her head, speaking softly. "I was just hurt." David nodded slowly, "I understand. I'm not even going to apologize because that's not near enough to make it okay. Unless you want me to apologize. Then I will. But I don't feel that it's enough." Mari shrugged. "You already said sorry. It helped. It didn't change everything, but it helped.." David sighed, "Well, if there's anything I can do, I'll do it. Except kill. I won't kill anyone." He tried to lighten the mood a bit. Mari sat on the bed. "Did Ian tell you he's coming onto the ship?" David nodded, "Yeah. Why? Wait. No. Don't make me do anything to Ian to make it up." Mari shook her head. "No, I'm just glad he's here. Maybe you'll be more relaxed." David shrugged, "Maybe. Hopefully." Mari nodded. "It's good knowing your best friend will be right down the ha-" she cringed. David nodded, "Yeah. It is good." Mari let out a loud groan. David looked at her, "You sure you're okay?" Mari spoke softly. "My stomach is hurting...like crazy.." David frowned, "Do you think it's maybe not your stomach?" David bit his lip, "I meant like. The babies." Mari rubbed her belly. "I might be...." She took a breath. "Getting contractions?" David grabbed her shoulders gently, "Are you sure? I can get you to the nearest hospital. Is there one on here?" He let go of her and ran his fingers through his hair, "Oh, shit. I'm so not ready for this....It's too early, right? Oh my god. Holy fuck. This can't be happening." He grabbed his jacket just in case it really was, "Are you sure?" Mari rubbed her belly. David rubbed his face, "Goddammit. Are you positive that this is what that is?" Mari nodded slowly. "I'm pretty sure. Let's get to the hospital, just to be sure." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mari groaned as Jessie led her, all dressed in her gown, to lay in the bed. She let out soft groans in pain, and a doctor came to check on them. "Miss Takahashi? We're fairly certain you've gone into perterm labor. We'll be checking on you regularly, but for now it's best to try and relax for the night ahead of you.." Mari nodded tiredly, laying there and holding her belly. David sighed, "So this is it then? This is already happening? Isn't it too early for this to be happening?" The doctor nodded to them. "Yes, but once she's past 28 to 30 weeks, which she is, the children should be alright." Jessie listened to the doctor, sitting in chairs in the room with Matt, holding his hand loosely. She looked completely exhausted. David shook his head, "Alright. Let's do this then. Or, you do it, because you're the only one doing it. I'm not taking credit for birthing the babies. I'm rambling. I'm nervous and I ramble when I'm nervous." Ian came into the room just then, carrying a big cup of coffee, a pack of hair elastics, and a new fluffy blanket. "Hey guys," he said calmingly. He handed David the coffee and patted his arm, then lay the blanket over Mari, kissing her head lovingly. Matt looked around, "This is a nice place. It's better than the one my brother works at. Just thought I'd say that to take everyone's mind off this. I think that would be best until the birthing actually happens, you know? If we were all distracted from what just went on and how much of an asshole one of us was." David sighed, smiling weakly at Ian, "Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Was this the biggest size they had?" He frowned, examining the cup, "I've been drinking a lot more lately. Whatever. I can refill it later." Jessie nodded and spoke softly, "Yep. It's nice..." Ian nodded and handed the elastics to Mari. "You can put your hair up. I figured you didn't grab these, but you might want them." Matt shrugged, "It's a little more....homey than the others I've seen." Mari nodded sweetly at Ian. "Thank you, sweetie." She set them down and tried to relax. "I'm going to try and get a nap in." David looked at her, "Do you think you'll be able to sleep?" Ian smiled kindly and sat down in a chair, smiling at Matt. "Hey dude. Is this your girlfriend everyone is crazy about?" Matt nodded, "Yup." Jessie spoke quietly, sleepy. "Uh- 'm Jessie.." Ian nodded at her and smiled. "You look like you could use some sleep.." Mari shrugged. "I dont know, but I want to try..." Joven rushed into the room. "Um..hi everyone." David looked up, "Joven. Hey. Uh. Yeah. Hi." He frowned, shrinking back into a chair and feeling awkward. Matt looked at Ian, "So, you've missed a lot. Need a basic run down? I'm going to give it to you anyway." Mari looked up with a tired smile. "Jovie..." She sighed softly, grabbing David's hand loosely to try to calm down, settling down and dozing off. Ian nodded at Joven in greeting before nodding in agreement with Matt. "Go for it." Jessie waved tiredly. "Hey, Joven." She got out of her chair to give Joven somewhere to sit before sitting in Matt's lap. Joven smiled softly. "I missed a lot, haven't I?" he asked. Matt took a breath before speaking, "So basically, David knocked Mari up and Josh kissed some girl and I don't know if they're dating or not and I have a girlfriend who I haven't knocked up but I think she wants me to fuck her and David's an asshole. The end." Jessie nodded slowly at Joven. "A little, yep. Mari and David broke up sort of but are kind of together.." Ian glanced at Jessie, then to Matt. "Use protection." Matt nodded, "And David's an asshole." David stayed quiet in his chair. Joven frowned a little, sitting on a spare chair. "This is why I don't have a girlfriend currently." Matt looked at him, "What? Because David's an asshole?" Jessie rolled her eyes at Ian. "The fans at VidCon gave us a lot of condoms. I counted 47." Ian chuckled at Jessie. Jessie looked back to Joven in sudden surprise. "What about Evangeline?" Joven rolled his eyes at Matt. "No..because of the fear of getting someone knocked up then leaving them...wait, that's exactly it." Matt nodded, "So basically....you're scared you're going to pull a David and become an asshole?" Joven sighed, "Yeah..basically." Jessie seemed sad. "Evangeline thought you two were really hitting it off." David looked up, "So....it's in general agreement by all of you that I'm an asshole?" Joven shrugged. "I haven't seen her, so um..I'm not sure." Jessie shook her head. "That you were an asshole. Hey, when Mari wakes up, ask her to marry you again." Jessie turned to Joven. "She had to be in, quote unquote, solitary confinement for a while from her therapist. Her anxiety got really, really bad." David frowned, "No way. She won't say yes. Plus, we had it all planned out that we'd go through the exact same motions because it was literally my only proposal idea." Ian listened to everything and nodded to David. "No, you should propose!" Matt looked up, "Yeah, I probably should've mentioned that you were an asshole. As in past tense. You're lucky we aren't home. I would've keyed your car." David shook his head, "She already turned me down once." Ian spoke gently. "She's crazy about you. Try one more time. Just for me!" Jessie blinked tiredly and lay back against Matt, pulling his arms around her waist. Joven just remained silent for a while, focusing on the ground than the actual conversation. David sighed, "Whatever. Fine. I'll do it again." Ian turned to Joven. "Tell me about your girl who's not actually your girl." Joven smiled a little. "I think it's best if you ask Jessie.." Jessie spoke gently. "Evangeline is beautiful and sweet and perfect for Jovie." Ian spoke to Matt. "Tell me about you and Jessie." Matt frowned, "What about us?" Ian shrugged. "Just about you guys. How'd you meet? Or something.
Joven looked over to David. "Did you two seriously just break up? Like no.." David shrugged, "Well, she told me she wanted to break up, and I proposed. Pretty bad timing, huh?" Joven sighed. "Very bad timing. But at least you did try..not like me, I haven't even asked Evangeline to be my girlfriend." David looked at him, "Do it, man." Jessie flinched awake, as she'd dozed off in Matt's lap. Matt smiled at her, "Hey. Have a nice nap?" Jessie sighed softly. "Not really." She curled into his chest. The doctor stepped in and checked under Mari's gown, looking up. "Eight centimeters. She's dialated a lot. We've got her drug in to stop and numb the pain already.. Not long now." He smiled. David nodded, "Thanks. Should we wake her up?" Ian reached out to pat David's shoulder. "Almost time." The doctor nodded. "Yes, soon. We're going to go and prepare cribs for the babies." Jessie watched the excitement, glancing to Joven, The doctor stepped out to go prepare the cribs for after birth, getting the hats and blankets ready. David sighed and looked at Ian, "Do you really think I should? Because I don't know if she'll say yes." Joven smiled small, excited for this to be actually happening, but just not in the mood to actually look up. Ian pulled him carefully into a hug. "Yeah, David." Jessie spoke softly to Joven, "You alright?" Joven nodded slightly. "Yeah, just tired." Jessie nodded. "Same. I've been taking care of Mari for weeks. I haven't slept more than four hours in the past three nights." David shook his head, "I don't know, Ian." Mari started to awaken and rubbed her belly, feeling a deep heaviness near her pelvis. "Oh my god." David frowned, "What's wrong?" Mari laughed a little, rubbing. "The babies are coming really soon. They're, like, here." She gestured right above her crotch. Jessie got up and stretched, then went to get a doctor, who came right in to check her. David made a face, "Ew. Okay. So, uh, I was a little inspired to do something totally crazy." Mari looked up at David, blinking slightly. "Hm?" The doctor came into the room, fully dressed in scrubs, beginning to set everything up for birth. He checked under Mari's gown before laying a big medical blanket over her hips and legs in preparation. "Almost time to push, Miss Takahashi." David bit his lip, just going with the same thing he did last time, hoping it would maybe cheer her up, "Remember that petition you showed me?" Jessie looked at Matt. "Come help me hold her legs." Mari smiled in realization at David. "And how you were the last person to sign it?" Ian came over to Mari's side, putting her hair up for her as she talked to David and everyone got into position. David nodded, "Yeah. You should check and see who the last person to sign it was." He smiled weakly, "I'm not getting down on one knee. Sorry. That's too traditional. So here." He reached in his jacket pocket and held out the ring box, "It was me, by the way. I was the last person to sign it." Mari murmured. "Would ya put it on me?" She panted it a little bit. David looked surprised, "I, uh, yeah." He took her hand and slid the ring on her finger, "I love you. I mean it." He kissed her forehead, "Now birth those kids. I'll cheer from the sidelines." Mari grabbed his hand as Jessie and Matt grabbed her legs. She let out a low whimper in pain as the doctor instructed her to get ready to push. The doctor spoke. "Ready? Push on the count of three. One...two...three." David squeezed Mari's hand, "It's going to be okay. Trust me on this one." Mari grunted as she began pushing, grip loosening on David as she reached down to grip the rails on the bed, elevating herself as she pushed it out hard. David looked at her, "Jesus fucking Christ this is actually happening." The doctor nodded eagerly, urging Matt to pull her leg back farther as she pushed. When Mari pushed a second time he grinned. "I see the head. Give me another good push!" Mari pushed a third time, a hard, hard push, her face going really red as she sweat and panted. David tried not to look down at what was going on. Matt smiled weakly at Mari, "You can do it. I hope this one is little Matty." The doctor carefully guided out the baby, unplugging its nose as it began to cry. The doctors clamped and cut the cord before the nurse took it. "It's a boy," she called as she took him off to clean him. The doctor turned back to Mari. "As soon as you feel the other, give it a good push." Ian blotted her forehead and smiled. "Good job, Mari."
Matt watched the doctor, "Matt!" He smiled, "Little Matt was born! I'm so happy." Mari grunted hard and took a few moments of a break, kissing David tiredly. She then winced and started pushing again. David took a deep breath and looked up at the ceiling before back at Mari, "I'm sorry. I can't watch. Can I see the baby now?" He asked the doctor. The doctor told David he could see the babe when the nurses were done before he turned back to tend to Mari. He guided her through two good pushes before speaking. "One more, big." Ian hugged David from the side. "Congratulations." David squeezed Mari's hand, "You've got this. Just one more baby. Come on. You can do it. I love you. It'll be worth all the pain when it's born. I'm on the verge of tears. All that pain will be worth it when I cry." Mari gave one last big push, starting to cry in pain, breathing roughly. Jessie kissed Mari's knee, smiling in loving support of her best friend. "Good job." David held tightly to Mari, wincing when she made a sound in pain. The doctor got the other baby out and repeated the same process of cutting the cord and having the nurse clean the baby. He then guided her through one easy push to pass the placenta. He and a few nurses began cleaning up the large mess, as a nurse carried over two little bundles- one in a pink blanket and one in a blue. "We'll be in with birth certificates and hospital cribs in a moment." Jessie smiled over at Matt as he nurses handed the boy to Mari and the girl to David. David slowly reached out and took the pink bundle, carefully moving a fold so he could look down at the baby, smiling when he saw her face. Mari carefully took the blue bundle, looking at the two babies. Matty opened his eyes to reveal a similar shape to Mari's but larger, like Lasercorn's. He had the same nose as Lasercorn, and cute little ips like Mari's. Ian peeked over David's shoulder. The girl had eyes just like her brother, bt a mouth more like David's and nose more like Mari's. "She's so cute." David nodded, "She has my eyes. The color. She's beautiful." Jessie could see tears in David's eyes, and in Matt's, too. She grabbed Matt's hand. Ian nodded. As he looked at Matt, he smile. "His eyes are like Mari's. He's got the darkest hair.." Jessie looked oer at Hazel. "Her hair is such a light brown.. Almost orangey, like David's beard hair..." David winced, "I knew I should've shaved this morning. But yeah, I like that she's got my beard hair color." Mari yawned widely. "Matt? Take Matty. I'm so tired..." Matt nodded, "Yeah. I've got him." He took the baby. David looked at Mari, "Hey. Good job. Am I allowed to kiss you now?" Jessie wrapped her arms around Matt and looked at the baby, leaning into him. "Little Matty is so cute." Mari nodded, "Of course, we're engaged now.." David smiled and leaned in to kiss her gently, making sure not to squish the baby between them. Mari kissed him weakly, starting to fall asleep already. David ruffled her hair, "I love you. Get some rest." Hazel began to whimper, her little eyes blinking as her nose wrinkled up. David looked down at the baby, smiling, "Hey." He spoke, knowing she couldn't understand him, but talking anyway. She started whimpering louder and finally began to wail. David frowned, "No, baby, don't do that. It's okay. It's okay." He began bouncing her lightly, trying to get her to calm down. Matt looked up, "Hey, Ian. Come help me watch Matty." Jessie couldn't help but smile at David. "You're a good dad already." Ian looked up as he blotted sweat off Mari's face. "Huh? Okay." He put the rag down and came over to Matt. Hazel's crying quieted down, and within about a minute or so she was quiet. David smiled, "I did it. I calmed her down. I really thought I was going to be a shit dad, but I calmed her down!" Jessie giggled tiredly and nodded, then looked at Sohinki. "You love that little guy, huh? You look adorable with a baby." Matt frowned, "Don't get any ideas." Jessie shook her head. "I don't want kids, I'd just fuck them up. I just want you to hold babies all the time." She laughed. Hazel started to make soft cooing noises, eyes closing before she quieted into sleep. David shook his head, sitting back down in his chair with Hazel in his arms, "Wow." Ian sat beside him and patted his arm. "Congrats. you're a dad now." David smiled at him, "Thank you. For everything." Ian nodded. "Of course." He looked at the clock. "9:40.." David sighed, "I don't think I'm allowed to sleep in Mari's bed tonight, so I guess I'll be sleeping in this chair...." Ian bit his lips. "You could try, but the hospital may get fussy with you. It's amazing, I mean...her stomach is already so much smaller." David nodded, "I just want to wake up next to her again." Ian smiled. "That's cute." Mari started waking up a little. "Davey?" Matt smiled, "Good. I don't want kids either. At least not yet. I don't know why we're even discussing this. We aren't that far into the relationship. I don't think we're serious enough to have kids." David perked up, "Yeah?" He looked at Mari. Jessie nodded in agreement. "No. We have, though, been dating a while." Mari whined a little. "Come sit by me and hold my hand.. Give Jessie the baby..." Matt shrugged "I don't know...." David nodded, "Of course. Am I allowed in the bed?" He handed the baby over to Jessie. Mari scooted over, clearly sore, as it took her a while. "Come lay with me.." Jessie nodded. "I don't want to rush things, but... I love you, Matt." She cradled Hazel. David carefully sat down next to Mari before moving down so he could lay next to her. He looked over at her, "I kind of think we ought to take our first baby selfie." He grinned, "For the fans. They'll want to know about it." Mari closed her eyes. "Ian. Take a picture of the babies...." Ian looked up. "David should do it. Jessie and Matt, lay them in that crib. It'll be cute.." He looked to the pair. "You two ought to take a selfie." David whined, "Nooooo we have to be in the picture with the babies." Mari nodded slowly and looked at David. "Get the babies. I'll sit up for two seconds to take it." She let her curls down. David smiled and kissed her cheek, "You look great." He looked up, "Can someone bring us the babies? I'm too lazy to get up." Jessie carried over Hazel and put her into David's arms, then got Matty and put him into Mari's arms. "Gimme your phone and I can get a picture of you guys." David held Hazel gently, smiling at the baby, " Matt frowned, "Wait. That's really fast, Jess. Are you sure?" Jessie nodded and looked at Matt. "Yeah, Matt, I'm sure. I've been lied to enough, I wouldn't lie to you." Matt nodded, "Alright then." Jessie kissed him softly before taking the picture of David, Mari, and the babies. David looked at Mari, "Hey, this is going to sound really really weird. Can I tell you something weird?" Mari nodded slowly at him. "Sure." She handed Matty to Ian before she lay down again. Ian looked nervous with the baby. David sighed, "I just wanted to say, thank you for breaking up with me. Without that, I wouldn't have realized what an asshole I was." Matt chuckled at Ian, "You okay with the baby? Want me to hold him for you?" Ian passed him the baby slowly. Mari nodded slowly and took his hand. "I love you." David smiled, "I love you too. Even if it doesn't seem like it." Matt smiled, "So, Ian. How's everything with Mel? I haven't talked to you in a long time." Ian shrugged. "Things are good, as far as I know. We had a really nice date before I left, and we're still together." Mari kissed him on his chin before laying down and trying to relax. Matt nodded, "That's awesome. I hope everything is okay with you guys." David sighed happily and laid down beside her, "Can I sleep here?" Mari whispered, "Yeah." Ian nodded. "I love her, so I hope so, too." David kissed her cheek, "Try not to get too close to my face. I don't want to scratch you with this dumb ass half beardy thing I've got." Matt looked at Ian, "That's such a strong word. Love. But, I guess you have been with her for a really long time, so I can see why you'd say it." Ian nodded. "Like, 5 years." Mari smiled. "It's cute." Matt shrugged, "Well, yeah. See, that's definitely long enough. It's okay to say 'love' then." David chuckled, "You think?" He rubbed his jaw, "Not so cute when it scratches you awake." Jessie made a face and excused herself. Mari groaned. "You idiot." Mari looked at David. "Not you, Matt." Matt frowned, "What did I do? David looked at Mari and kissed her quickly, "God I missed kissing you." Mari pulled away cutely and spoke to Matt. "If she felt like you didn't care her before, she really feels like it now." Matt looked at her, "There's a difference between caring about someone and romantically loving them." Mari spoke softly. "She told you she loved you and you just....unintentionally said it wasn't alright of her to do that, right in front of her." Matt shook his head, "I didn't mean that it wasn't right. I just meant that it makes sense to say it after a long time. I don't know how I feel, that's all. I think it's a little too early for love." Mari nodded and looked at him. "Go find her. Just give her the biggest hug you can." Matt frowned, "But she's expecting me to say it back." Mari shook her head. "Just tell her you really care about her, and that you really have strong feelings for her, but that you aren't sure about being in love yet." Matt nodded, "Is that going to work?" Mari shrugged. "Plant a big kiss on her and play with her hair. Drives her crazy." David nodded, "It does. Trust us." Matt sighed, "Fine." He took a deep breath to calm himself down before heading outside to look for Jessie. Mari yawned widely. Jessie had fallen into a deep sleep whilst laying on a bench outside the room, having finally crashed from exhaustion. David went to wrap his arms around Mari, but hesitated, looking over at Ian, "Hey. Think you can watch the babies for a bit?" He looked back at Mari, "I don't want to hold you and end up hurting you, so you can go ahead and make yourself comfortable." Matt looked at her and carefully lifted her head up and slid under so she could rest her head in his lap. Ian carefully got the babies into the crib. Jessie cracked her eyes open before falling back to sleep, snoring softly. David smiled at her, "Thanks, Ian. I owe you a bunch." Matt ran his fingers through her hair gently. Mari carefully situated herself in his arms and closed her eyes. Ian nodded and kept watch over the babies, glad they were sleeping. David kissed her forehead, "I'll try not to scratch you. I'm sorry if I do. I know your whole body is sensitive right now." Jessie buried her face into his lap, breath warming his thigh right at his crotch. Mari kissed him very softly. "It's alright, babe.." She closed her eyes quietly. Matt smiled at her, not sure if she was awake or not, but continued to comb her hair out, then moved on to just rubbing her back. David looked at Mari, "You sure? I don't want to irritate you. If I do, you can just push me away." Mari stroked his beard gently. "You should shave tomorrow, though." David shrugged, "I might. This is the thickest it's ever gotten. It's practically Ian's beard." Mari bit her lip and stroked it, hand shaking weakly. Jessie snored, body twitching just the slightest when he moved his hands to different locations before she relaxed into them. David smiled at her, "I love you." Mari smiled. "I love you - and this ring. It's so beautiful." David chuckled, "I'm glad you like it. I paid a lot of money for it." Joven looked up from the floor to see the babies. "Wow, the miracle of birth..times two." Mari made a face. "A lot?" Ian looked over at Joven and nodded. "Want to hold one? I'm too scared." David nodded, "Yeah. It was expensive." Mari frowned. "You didn't have to buy a super expensive ring." Joven looked at Ian and pats his back. "I might later on and your afraid?" Ian nodded, yawning tiredly as he stretched out to lean on Joven. "Makes me nervous." David shook his head, "Of course I did." Mari yawned widely, clearly tired. Joven smiled at the other, letting him lean on his shoulder. "I understand." Ian curled into Joven's shoulder tiredly. "Tell me more about Evangeline. About how she makes you feel." David kissed her cheek, "Go to sleep if you're tired. But I also don't want you to leave me alone with these two cuddling losers." He gestured to Ian and Josh, "Go get a room, guys." Mari murmured, "Do you think I should breastfeed?" David grinned, "Me? Nah, I think the babies need it more than I do, but I wouldn't complain." He joked. Joven pats his head in a friendly manner. "You love it, David." he joked, returning back to what Ian was saying before. "She makes me feel...happier, like there is nothing to be worried about at all." Mari shook her head. "I mean, if I do breastfeed, it's inconvenient. Then you can't feed them..." Ian smiled. "That's really sweet." David shrugged, "Well, that's okay. I can feed them when they can actually eat food." His eyes lit up, "I can drink beer now. Yes. Score." Mari spoke softly. "I think I want to formula feed. That way they both eat at the same time. We can both feed them." David nodded, "That makes sense. Breastfeeding me was a joke by the way. Well....mostly." Mari giggled cutely. "Do you want to try breastmilk? I'm gonna leak anyway." David chuckled, "I was talking mostly about the sucking part, but you're lucky I'm adventurous." Joven smiled back at the other. "Yeah, I guess it is." he said, over hearing the other conversation. "Seriously you two?" David laughed, "Sorry. I'm adventurous when it comes to sex. And now that we're back and hopefully back strong, we can try out new stuff. I've had breastmilk before. As a baby. But I forget the taste." He grinned at Mari. Ian nodded at Joven. "You...you really should make a move with her." Mari giggled. "Only once. If I keep pumping or feeding from them, they'll keep producing milk." David nodded, "Yeah. Only once. I don't need any more than that." He rolled his eyes, David shook his head, "I'm not that needy, babe." Mari tickled his side lovingly. David smiled, biting his lip and trying not to laugh. Joven looked down. "I should, but it's hard to." Mari smiled. "I love you." Ian looked up. "Why, Joven?" David kissed her cheek and jokingly - and very gently and carefully - nuzzled his face into her neck, scratching his beard against her skin lightly, "I love you too." Mari smiled at the gentleness, making a soft and gently purr in content. David grinned and draped his arm around her, running his fingers up and down her spine soothingly. Mari sighed happily as she began falling asleep in his arms. David kissed her forehead, "Goodnight."
First day with the twins. The doctors say they're very healthy, and we should be able to take them home soon. I feel so lucky to have two amazing, beautiful babies.
OOC Post - Update
Mari is undergoing an admin approved time skip of ten weeks, making Mari's twins born at 37 weeks old, approximately two to three weeks before due date, making them just slightly premature. We've discussed that it creates a better atmosphere and timing for the roleplay, and simplifies any rought patches playing out the babies' lives would make. Thank you!
@AtomicMari: Tonight, at 9:01 and 9:10, @Lasercorn and I welcomed two precious little ones into the world. Happy birthday to Matthew Hikaru Moss and Hazel Hanako Moss, our little angels. Welcome to our family. Sure, you were a little early to the party, but we're glad you're healthy and here safe with Mommy and Daddy. We hope we can love you like you deserve.
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Mari: There's something I need to tell you, and I'm really afraid to do it, but I know it needs to happen. I'm going to come over in a few minutes. Okay? So get off the phone or whatever because there's something I really need to say.