SUPER MIAMI BRO

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BACHELORETTE PARTIES

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When my abuela says she’s voting for Trump

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Looking for Beyonce tickets like

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When Miami legalized gay marriage

I was like

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When the roads are closed in the Grove for the Arts Festival

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When I actually get a dinner reservation on Valentine's Day

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When my friends want to go day drinking in Wynwood

I'm like

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Waking up for work

On a Monday:

On a Friday:

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My feelings towards most drivers in Miami

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When I have a jam-packed Sunday fun day

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When my boyfriend wakes me up for a boat day that gets cancelled

I'm like

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When people are rushing me to go out and I haven't done my makeup yet

I'm like

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When people in NY were pissed that there wasn't a snow storm

I was like

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Walking outside when it's less than 70° outside

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Walking around Art Basel

At first: 

After a few drinks:

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When I get on the RSVP list for an exclusive art party

I'm like

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When the Dolphins lose

I'm like