Supernatantem

[somecutething]

[chongoblog]

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

[doritoarts]

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

[mackycheese]

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

[thekingofpickles]

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

[mental-cobweb]

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[that-one-support]

God of the multiverse

[flabeyblade]

poliwrath looks like he’s gonna fucking murder this small child if he catches up

[elfdyke]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

[maxknightley]

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[doggosource]

a concept

[waxworm-moved]

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[missing-merlin]

my life is complete

[emeraldsage98]

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

[rycolfan]

@thatmysticbafflingwonder!!!

[kittensnax]

FPS

first person sippy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[avatarstateyipyip]

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

[fatpikachupics]

booty shorts but instead of juicy they say Fat Pikachu