[bachelorgirl]

In my 404 error

[foulserpent]

the fact that a seemingly trustworthy study is finding that cannabinoids seem to help prevent covid-19 (alongside vaccines) is absolutely insane. like genuinely so funny

[takeonmeminecraftamv]

this 2020 meme was right

[levourdalak]

[buddwyer]

This Norwegian urinal is too

intense for me.

[areallycreativeusername]

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[buddwyer]

This Norwegian urinal is too

intense for me.

[areallycreativeusername]

AOUUUUUUUUUUU AOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[buddwyer]

This Norwegian urinal is too

intense for me.

[areallycreativeusername]

AOUUUUUUUUUUU AOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[buddwyer]

This Norwegian urinal is too

intense for me.

[areallycreativeusername]

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[mellointheory]

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

[mellointheory]

im about to lose my shit

[mellointheory]

[mellointheory]

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

[jonathanrichman]

@mellointheory i’m on the phone with my partner and i read this out loud to them and they said, “is this person gaslighting or lying to you???”

[mellointheory]

bro. bro. look.

this is sneegsnag wearing his own merch. he has a dog named boomer (hence the dog patch) and he models his online shit after lancer deltarune. he has a youtube channel. he has a criminology degree. he speedruns fnaf: sb. he has a twitter.

this is his profile picture on twitch. please. do a single google search. search his name on any site. he’s literally fucking real. here is a screenshot from one of his streams

he literally exists. there’s fanart of him on tumblr and on twitter. why would i waste my time gaslighting people into believe he exists. the entire reason this post blew up is people laughign at someone believing sneegsnag was made up. half of the entertainment in this post comes from people still believing sneegsnag is made up.

[a-suspicious-number-of-ducks]

hey op i made art of your OC!! ^w^ I love his design it’s super creative :DDD

[fernlom]

holy crap he’s real

[penguinramen]

[corrucyst]

sneegsnag from my Streams

[midiport]

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[egberts]

i'm so sick of seeing John Lemons long butt crack

[egberts]

[mimihime]

[athetos]

Wait. They aren’t jokes. You guys really keep dozens of tabs open on your browser forever.

[xadnem]

What if I want to return to my search for obscure russian idioms or go back to rereading 17776? What am I supposed to do, spontaneously remember that that was a thing I was doing, completely unprompted by visual stimulus or external reminders, and renew my search from the beginning in a fresh new tab? No, my cluttered nightmare of tabs is a way better solution if i ever even hope to come close to getting back to the things i leave for later.

[wumblr]

call me super mario the way i'd be laying down pipe if it wasn't for all these turtles. attacking me

[wizardpostsdotorg]

*writhing around on the ground in pain* i really don’t think the amulet is that cursed…. you guys are overreacting. it looks great on me anyways. you guys are just jealous

[gaysie]

goes to a job interview but realizes they’re asking you the NYtimes 36 questions to fall in love

[exeggcute]

I feel like anyone who calls the dialogue in kojima games "contrived" or any variation thereof is simultaneously missing the point and denying themselves the fun of watching an extremely long game-movie, but also, the man literally just tweets like this

[exeggcute]

exhibit B

[domicileensnared]

Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes