hey witches

granola grandmom

[carousel-of-memories]

~ illicit affairs, folklore.

[ronweasleygifs]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

[starjasmines]

i ❤ girls with radiation poisoning

[ovid]

but are YOU a reliable narrator?

[aidashakur]

date men who communicate and apologize

[greaterhorrors]

i am looking disrespectfully

[greaterhorrors]

i am glaring with vitriol and malicious intent

[stars-bean]

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

White men will really just say anything to you

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

why can’t people accept “the media is over-hyping coronavirus” and “coronavirus is concerning given the lack of knowledge surrounding it” are both true? like can I order some nuance

[spooky-lord]

and also "stop panicking about dying because most deaths will be due to previous immunocompromisation" and "we should work to reduce the spread as much as possible to keep those immunocompromised safe" are both true

[wtfisgoingonews]

Politicians saying shit like “coronavirus doesn’t discriminate, it targets us all the same, blah blah blah” is so annoying like RICH PEOPLE will have access to healthcare and resources if they get sick. They live in conditions that make their lives and health inherently better. They will have the means to quarantine and their lives won’t be fucking ruined if they have to take off work or go to the hospital. Yes, we can all get sick but it is not equal. MORE low-income people die and have their lives ACTUALLY turned upside-down. shut the fuuuuck up

[pyrexvisean-deactivated20181125]

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

[wistfulwisp]

You’re adorable.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

They're sending me to space just for fun

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mission parameters: "Have fun out there"

[zvaigzdelasas]

Houston, we're having a blast

[snakebitcat]

astronaut: moon's fun

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *putting on a party hat and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's fun

[gothcostco]

i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

[gothcostco]

grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

[creativityflows]

A cat

[gothcostco]

a cat.

[clestroying]

I want to be a midwife so i can see what all the rich white suburban parents name their children. Like congratulations Mrs Smith heres your baby organic granola apple quinoa

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[thenerdy-1]

Is it sick of me that I fucking cackle at this post

[antisolanum]

Father, when I am better, will we go sledding? I do so love the snow. Father, why are you crying? Don’t be sad, father. I can wait for winter. It will be oh so much fun.