Practically perfect in every way

Annas. Better dressed, better funded, and better looking than anybody you know. Better watch out

[superomnesannas-blog]

how are you dad -judas

@judasthe12 Let’s go with ‘somewhat better, but not much’ and go from there, shall we? Life continues, as per.

[judasthe12]

Well. Just wanted to check. That it does

[superomnesannas-blog]

You aren’t rid of me just yet, kid.

[abandonedsuggestions]

Deeply flawed and deeply tired

[superomnesannas-blog]

how are you dad -judas

@judasthe12 Let’s go with ‘somewhat better, but not much’ and go from there, shall we? Life continues, as per.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[judasthe12]

@superomnesannas I don’t know, I just.. I’ve been through so much self hatred and struggled to push past it that to this day one of my friends is passingly nice to me and I have a moment of ‘oh shit, people care, this is a thing, everyone doesn’t hate you’. which yes, obvious, or should be, it’s been years now, but. Well. Hey. People love me. It’s kind of scary when people love you because you’re not only accountable to yourself any more. You’ve got people who would be hurt if you were hurt. Wild, huh. Where was I going with this.

[superomnesannas-blog]

... Well, I suppose the end goal is for that to become commonplace.

[simonthe12]

No offence but my friends r all so good & wonderful & pretty & i love them 2 death tbh

[superomnesannas-blog]

Why are you like this.

[judasthe12]

Simon is going to be relentlessly positive until the day he kicks it. And I kind of have to admire that

[superomnesannas-blog]

I seriously did not anticipate this do you know exactly how weird you all are?

[judasthe12]

Don’t look at me, I’m as cynical as they come

[superomnesannas-blog]

It’s adorable that you actually believe that.

[judasthe12]

I… I’m definitely at least grumpy. …shut up

[superomnesannas-blog]

Different things, son. Very different things.

[judasthe12]

Perhaps. I have the eyeroll down to an art form though. Proud of it.

[superomnesannas-blog]

It’s a masterpiece.

[italianways]

[paragraphsandparenthesis]

Rose rain in Rome’s Pantheon.

[simonthe12]

No offence but my friends r all so good & wonderful & pretty & i love them 2 death tbh

[superomnesannas-blog]

Why are you like this.

[judasthe12]

Simon is going to be relentlessly positive until the day he kicks it. And I kind of have to admire that

[superomnesannas-blog]

I seriously did not anticipate this do you know exactly how weird you all are?

[judasthe12]

Don’t look at me, I’m as cynical as they come

[superomnesannas-blog]

It’s adorable that you actually believe that.

[judasthe12]

I… I’m definitely at least grumpy. …shut up

[superomnesannas-blog]

Different things, son. Very different things.

[sweetoothgirl]

Cheesecake Eggs with Shortbread Soldiers

[superomnesannas-blog]

Update: hands are shaking and I couldn’t face going into work today.

[superomnesannas-blog]

Gods, this should be easy. It should be so easy to just keep going, but it really isn’t.

[simonthe12]

Theres no rly a way stuff ‘should’ be man, if ur struggling or w/e thats valid no matter what!! U just gotta do ur best 2 keep going & be as kind 2 urself as u can

[superomnesannas-blog]

I. That was almost too wholesome for me to read.

[simonthe12]

Well thats kinda what i do!!! :D

[superomnesannas-blog]

I didn’t sign up for this.

[simonthe12]

Wayyy too late for that sorry pal !

[superomnesannas-blog]

There is a point, clearly, at which my life transitioned from normality to being given motivational seminars by the human equivalent of a golden retriever. And yet. I cannot quite see how I ended up here.

[simonthe12]

No offence but my friends r all so good & wonderful & pretty & i love them 2 death tbh

[superomnesannas-blog]

Why are you like this.

[judasthe12]

Simon is going to be relentlessly positive until the day he kicks it. And I kind of have to admire that

[superomnesannas-blog]

I seriously did not anticipate this do you know exactly how weird you all are?

[judasthe12]

Don’t look at me, I’m as cynical as they come

[superomnesannas-blog]

It’s adorable that you actually believe that.

[superomnesannas-blog]

Meals for when you’re not really able to do anything that requires actual brain involvement and your motor control is gone:

boil rice

add some sort of vegetable style thing a couple of minutes before the rice is fully cooked

drain some of the water out if there’s a lot left, but leave some in

add a stock cube of some description and mix it in

if you have an egg, crack it in and stir it a bit

[simonthe12]

Look at this fancy asshole with his recipes that arent just heating some stuff up in a can over an open fire

[superomnesannas-blog]

I am still 100% there to fight you at any time, brat.

[simonthe12]

Oh ur def still on my list of asses im gonna kick eventually buddy dw

[superomnesannas-blog]

Just substitute shit in as long as none of it is actual poison you should be fine.

[simonthe12]

Isnt everything poison if u use enough of it

[superomnesannas-blog]

Technically, yes. But if you can actually consume and digest enough pasta to kill you then there’s nothing I can do to save you.

[simonthe12]

No offence but my friends r all so good & wonderful & pretty & i love them 2 death tbh

[superomnesannas-blog]

Why are you like this.

[simonthe12]

Wheres that ‘its a mystery’ cute ghost meme

[superomnesannas-blog]

I object strenuously.

[simonthe12]

No offence but my friends r all so good & wonderful & pretty & i love them 2 death tbh

[superomnesannas-blog]

Why are you like this.

[judasthe12]

Simon is going to be relentlessly positive until the day he kicks it. And I kind of have to admire that

[superomnesannas-blog]

I seriously did not anticipate this do you know exactly how weird you all are?

[simonthe12]

No offence but my friends r all so good & wonderful & pretty & i love them 2 death tbh

[superomnesannas-blog]

Why are you like this.