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nic・ 30 ・ nyc ・ queer pronouns: surprise me

[pics-that-make-you-goku]

what's been on your mind bud?

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck

[glamfellens]

our age of dragon is collapsing

[supersaiyajopping]

everyone is pro abortion until it comes to the eraserhead baby

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

[blackdow]

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

[fishiesgarden]

my grandmas dawg

[jadejetts]

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

[fishiesgarden]

im getting sick of this.

[thaumasilva]

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

[cantotallyeven]

Why would I want to go home?

[jmtorres]

unfortunately, several admirals will be called into rule on whether you can be permitted to stay here without screwing up the timestream, and if after their deliberations they decide to grant you political asylum then unfortunately you will die in a tragic accident in the last three minutes of the episode.

[b0nkcreat]

let’s all crash our cars into walls

[b0nkcreat]

see it’s literally fine if we just do it safely

[carnadelions]

twitter: am i too woke for thinking fat people shouldn't be stoned to death

tumblr: you're calling me racist? how do you think that makes my non-white oc feel?

instagram: if he doesn't look at you the way your boy cat looks at you he's not 🤚 the one 💍

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[hewouldntbeafuckingpoolguy]

hot one today huh?

YEAH?

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.