so... garlic bread, huh?

scott's blob !!! or uh, ask blog. find more about me here !

[doctorselkie]

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[doctorselkie]

Hello! My art commissions are now open! If you would like to commission me, please check out my carrd for info on how to contact me/pay me + view my art! :]

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How to commission this scientist man.

[superscottbro]

hi! update time

sorry, once again, for the inactivity of this blog. when i made it i was really motivated to make something big! but things have been happened and my interests have shifted, so i feel like i can’t keep up with the blog anymore. i feel really bad about this, but i also tend to overwork myself when it comes to things i am really motivated about as a spur of the moment thing. and i don’t want to be way too stressed because it would only make this blog feel like a chore for me. i hope you guys can understand this! like i’ve said before i don’t plan on scrapping this blog, but if you guys want to expect anything big from it i can’t guarantee i will deliver. i might answer asks here and there, but what i originally planned to do with this blog will probably not happen. for now, just expect scarce activity - maybe not even any. sorry, again, i hope i haven’t disappointed you all too much.

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sry for my inactivity, if i’m honest i’ve been pretty unmotivated w everything but i’m not scrapping this blog ! 

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whats yall favourite thing 2 eat together >:)

SCOTT: mine’s probably spaghetti! you know, ‘cuz of that one seen from lady and the tramp!SCOTT: i’ve tried to do it before, but ramona won’t let me.SCOTT: someday i’ll do that cheesy move!

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Hey scoot, Ur dad lesbian

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Do you still eat bread, despite the fact it makes you fat?

SCOTT: yup!

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Hey Scotty ! Cashew come from a fruit, did you know ?

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Buy a snek

SCOTT: waaay ahead of you!

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Speaking of Stephen, how are he and Joseph doing?

RAMONA: truth is, we’ve asked the question to stephen a million and one times and he never answers directly.RAMONA: when we hang out, joseph isn’t there, either.RAMONA: we call them steph & seph, but they aren’t even out together like, ever.RAMONA: it’s concerning.

SCOTT: ...definitely.

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So... whats your favorite thing about Ramona?

SCOTT: rammy, i know you wrote this one!RAMONA: whaaat??? noooo!SCOTT: fuck you!!! RAMONA: aww, i love you too!

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What about the regular, non-band job? Being a sous chef or whatever working out for ya?

SCOTT: I’M PLANNING ON GOING BACK TO COLLEGE TO STUDY MUSIC!

SCOTT: cuz after i uh… remembered suppressed memories in the form of nega scott… i learned that i dropped out.SCOTT: so, i’ve stayed working at the happy avocado to pay for the expenses!SCOTT: i’ve gone from prep cook to cook! we also have new kids helping us.SCOTT: stephen hates that i’m still there.

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Hey Scott! What's your favorite videogame(s) of all time?

SCOTT: hm...

SCOTT: too many to choose from!SCOTT: the smb series is a favourite though.SCOTT: especially super mario bros. 3!

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Sooo ever thought about getting married yet?-

SCOTT: SHHHHH

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Scott? More like.... THOT! Ha, gottem.

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So how’s the band been doing lately? Any success?

SCOTT: SHATTERBAND’S BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL!

RAMONA: hey kim, how successful has shatterband been lately?

KIM: i’ll bet and win a 100 bucks that it’s not as successful as scott says we have been. pay up front, scott

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SCOTT: HELLO! SCOTT: this is a blog!!! my blog!!! SCOTT: i was inspired by my one and only coolest and uh... radical...est... GIRLFRIEND RAMONA FLOWERS!

RAMONA: you called?

RAMONA: ...uh... caught you at the wrong time?

SCOTT: YEAH THAT’S HER!!! SCOTT: ASK ME STUFF!!! OR US!!!