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[rhiotta]

Remember to feed your prisoners. I procrastinate by being productive in other ways.

[puppyriots]

I love drawing her it's always a delight

[failcringegf]

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

[failcringegf]

im talking about this bitch btw

[pitchburgh]

I think the shoe trick would work on this:

[theforceisstronginthegirl]

When I was a kid my older cousins used to sit around at night during family reunions inventing new and uh probably unadvised ways to open these

Counter edge - successful

Stick from the woods - not successful

Stick from the firepit (not on fire) - not successful

Shoe - not successful

Small rock - successful (bandaid needed)

Large rock - successful

Stick from firepit (on fire) - successful

Stone from firepit (fire in pit) - successful

Edge of fire barrel (fire in barrel) - successful

Log from bonfire (large) (on fire) - unknown everyone was too drunk and cousin fell in fire (he lived to be mocked forever)

Tree - unsuccessful 1 time and successful 1 time but also boring so attempts abandoned

Marshmellow stick (marshmallow on stick) - unsuccessful (marshmallow fell in dirt)

Knife (little) - successful

Knife knife (medium) - successful (bandaid needed but not for the cousin trying this but for my brother who caught the knife with his foot when cousin dropped it)

Knife (large) - successful

Teeth (human: attached) - successful (hurts btw don’t recommend)

Machete - successful (more experiments needed)

Machete (chop the top of the bottle off) - successful (lots of broken glass don’t drink)

Machete competition to see who could cut the top off a bottle the cleanest (competition banned forever when my mom found out) (after she won)

Axe - successful

Random deer bone a dog found - unknown everyone kept getting distracted by the deer bone

Sheer grit and bare hands - successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist cap

Sheer grit and bare hands - unsuccessful (bottle not twist cap) (cousin mocked forever)

Edge of golf cart - unknown (got chased off by my mom)

Fence - successful (got yelled at by my mom)

Metal porch chairs - successful (bandaid needed)

Plastic porch chairs - successful (?????)

Another bottle (unopened) - unsuccessful (both bottles broke)

Another bottle (opened) - unsuccessful

Another bottle cap (not attached) - unsuccessful

Paving tiles in a stack - successful

Cooler edge - successful

Cooler edge by closing the cooler lid really hard - unsuccessful (bottle broke) (paused to pick glass out of cousins hand)

Concrete ground - successful but considered a fail because most of the drink came out when it opened

Porch support column - unsuccessful

Flathead screw driver - successful

Horseshoe (horse: not attached) - successful

Metal sunglasses case - successful

Citronella candle bucket (candle lit) - successful (cousin burned)

Horseshoe (horse: attached) - successful (got yelled at by my mom)

Random piece of metal - successful (stitches and tetanus shot)

Random nail from the scrap nail bucket - not successful

[older-and-far-away]

Okay so is there like, an official, regularly updated list?

(successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist off)

Also I am desperate to know how (horse: attached) worked

[syn4k]

@the-ark-awaits hon you CANNOT just drop that line and not elaborate

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[randomalienencounter]

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[imfloatingwhatthe]

I have never felt as human as you have made me feel...

I'm gonna write a small thing about how I felt making this.

I grew up very dehumanized by the people around me, whether friends, family or strangers. I don't know if it was because I'm autistic or what, but I was always treated like an animal.

Simon has been an exploration of that feeling, the feeling of being treated like an animal sent to slaughter.

Simon speaks to the dog in me that felt conditional love. There is something so alluring yet terrifying about the feeling of unconditional love. It feels unreal, it feels wrong. But sometimes closing your eyes and putting out a hand is the first step.

Sorry to get so personal but I felt like it was kinda important for the way I write Simon to be.

[raptorwozhere]

I’m so going to hell for making this

[raptorwozhere]

I’m so going to hell for making this

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[mcnotok]

[topaztheraptor02]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[randomalienencounter]

!¡ꖎᔑ||╎リ⊣ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ⋮!¡ᒷ⊣ᓭ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ↸𝙹ꖎꖎᓭ ᔑꖎ𝙹リ⊣ᓭ╎↸ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᔑᓭℸ ̣ᒷ∷╎ᓭꖌ ∷𝙹ꖎᒷ!¡ꖎᔑ||ᓭ ╎ᓭ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ !¡⚍∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹ꖎ↸. !¡ᒷ𝙹!¡ꖎᒷ ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ↸𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ 𝙹⎓ℸ ̣ᒷリ

[rhiotta]

Try being less cute, stoopiiid.

[samirus]

I absolutely love Verity's obsession with Mob

Idk, Verity turns out to be so dreamy

[virisari-blog]

oc's reference <-)

[renaldmarlene]

i forgot to post on this website any . look at this

technically made for an au swap thing which is totally not super easy to tell who noelle swaps with here

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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[zazzedcoffee]

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[lassocounty]

my connor drawing

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[dumpsterf11re]

joke my boyfriend and i made that tickled me enough to draw it

[pumpkinluu]

That bro don't give a shiiii 😭🔥🔥🔥