incorrect super smash bros quotes

if all your favourite nintendo babies were one big squad

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Pit: What does "mood af" mean?

Dark Pit: "mood as fuck". It's like you know, your current mood, or whatever.

Pit: Why did you comment that under a video of Donkey Kong throwing his own shit?

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Shulk: Why is your tounge purple?

Zero Suit Samus: Snake and I got slushies.

Shulk: And what flavour did you drink? Grape?

Zero Suit Samus: No, I had blue rapsberry and Snake had strawberry.

Shulk: Oh

Shulk: OH

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Inkling: Bowser is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.

Ganondorf: What?

Zelda: I think she means that Bowser is drowning.

Ganon: Oh, I see.

Ganon: Wait, what-

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Roy: Guess the number! It's between 1 and 1000.

Diddy: 420?

Roy: No, that's very immature of you. Can someone take this seriously, please?

Ness: Is it 69?

Roy: Yeah, it was 69.

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[Phone rings]

Bayonetta: Hello?

Ridley: I s e e y o u.

Bayo:

Bayo: Do I look good?

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King K. Rool: How many Isabelles does it take to change a lightbulb?

Inciniroar: One. The question is how many ladders does she need?

Isabelle:

Isabelle: You wanna fucking go

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Toon Link: I accidentally ate Kirby's food. How much do you think I have left to live?

King Dedede: Ten

Toon: What?

Dedede: *sees Kirby waddling towards them* Nine...

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Robin: Are you okay, Lucina?

Lucina,trying to open a jar of pickles: THIS FUCKING LID IS BEING A DICKHEAD

Robin: *glancing sideways* I wonder where she got that from...

Ike: From the fucking fridge, dickhead.

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Wario: I'm going to starbucks, you want anything?

Peach: yeah, i want a sugar and fat-free, low calorie, vegan latte.

Wario:

Wario: So water?

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Zelda: God, you're so annoying! Leave me alone!

Link: You've gotta let go of my hand first.

Zelda:

Zelda: No.

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Wolf: Welcome to the "fuck starfox" club, where we say fuck you to that annoying bitch.

Wolf: first, a few words from our new member.

Falco, sweating: i think there's been a misunderstanding-

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Sans: Aw, shoot!

Sans: Guess I've got a hole new problem now!

Sans: Guy was really gunning for me, huh?

Link: Jesus, dude, did you get shot?!

Sans: It's really starting to bum me out...

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Pit: You know what sucks?

Megaman: Vacuums.

Pit: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Paluntena: Black holes.

Pit:

Pit: You know what isn't cool?

Mario: Lava.

Pit:

Pit: There's a special place in hell waiting for you.

Dark Pit: well, duh. It's called a throne.