Leech life

Indie Zubat gijinka

[shittyrpmemes]

text post sentence starters  /  original version here

“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”

“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”

“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”

“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”

“attention: i need attention.”

“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”

“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”

“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”

“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”

“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”

“i don’t want to look 'pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”

“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”

“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“

"i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”

“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”

“this could be less hetero.”

“to be honest i just need a hug.”

“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”

“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”

“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”

“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”

“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”

“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”

“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”

“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”

“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”

“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”

“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”

“my kink is being right.”

“my kink is being home alone.”

“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”

“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”

“what about netflix and kill?”

“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”

“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”

“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”

“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”

“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”

“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”

“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”

“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”

“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”

“sorry for being awesome, loser.”

“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”

[supersxniic]

“Ew, gross it’s hot.” He’s just gonna stay inside the cave for the rest of the summer.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Unusual questions for your muse

🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? 🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? 🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 🛋- Does your muse like to have company over? 📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type? 🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? 💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? 🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? 📰- Does your muse like to read the news? 📇- Is your muse a gossiper? 🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? 🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? 🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? ⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to? 🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer? 🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? 🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to? 🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise? 🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies? 🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? 🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

[supersxniic]

//Well the storms over, thank god for that, but I’m probably going to be quiet for a while

[supersxniic]

//Sooo, according to the weather channel my direct area has cloud rotation above us and it’s lightning super bad

[boybite2]

sometimes you just gotta drink your blood from a juicebox ok

[supersxniic]

Gently pets the fluffy ears.

His ears twitch slightly at the contact, but he makes no attempt to stop her. He rather liked being petted actually. A rare occurrence like this wasn’t something he was going to let pass by, so he simply stayed silent and let her pet him.

[clumsypuppy]

HE SCREECH

[supersxniic]

//Heyo! Would you mind reblogging if you’d be down for rping with a edgelord Zubat gijinka?

[supersxniic]

//Y’know out of all my gijinka’s I think Devi is the one who gives the least shits about hiding identities. Like he doesn’t hide it at all. Just kinda chillin’ out in the open with his fluffy ears, bat wings, giant ass fangs and weird eyes. Doesn’t give a single shit.

[supersxniic]

//So I’m bringing this blog back from the grave!

[supersxniic]

“That is pretty stupid of them. There’s nothing wrong with the Pokemon they seem to hate. We’re all just living our lives, like you said. And I wasn’t going to leave an abandoned egg to hatch with little to no chance of survival on their own. I’m also raising a Sneasel too.” At least he’s making sure that they don’t have nightmares all the time.

“And yet the people seem to blame us every time one or more has one. It’s not like we’re doing it on purpose, but staying isolated just to avoid hurting anyone all the time gets boring and, well, lonesome.”

“Honestly I just don’t get humans, don’t think I ever will. Damn, you’re a nice guy. Never really heard of a Pokemon raising Pokemon of another species that aren’t theirs. Respectable if I do say so myself.” 

“Yeah I wouldn’t wanna stay hidden all the time either, I can’t stand staying in one spot too long. Couldn’t imagine having to lay low all the time. Some words I’ve tried to live by, just don’t give a shit. It makes things go a hell of a lot smoother.”

[supersxniic]

“I’ve heard that they think they’re cute. Erm… At least that’s what I hear about Noibats, since I’m raising one and I hear people say that he’s adorable all the time.” He wasn’t very fond of Woobats, because of the whole heart stamp thing they try to do. “Yup. A master of nightmares and blending into shadows… The nightmare part wouldn’t be as bad if it was actually controllable. I know that both humans and other Pokemon don’t seem to be too fond of us because of it, but I will admit that dreams taste pretty good. Or I guess nightmares do.”

“I know people like those guys, most like Woobat’s too. People just seem ‘ta hate Zubat’s say there’s too many or somethin’. It’s stupid, I could say there’s way too many humans, but that doesn’t mean I gotta hate ‘em. Yer raisin’ a Noibat? That’s neat I guess, never really heard of nothin’ like that before.” That’s how he saw it at least. “I don’t get nightmares all that much, and when I do it’s usually about somethin’ stupid. So I guess I don’t mind that, s’not like i’d really blame you guys for it thought. Yer just livin’ yer lives and all.”

[supersxniic]

//I’m debating replacing one of Devi’s moves with Poison fang because he needs a poison type move

[supersxniic]

“Oh, right. I almost forgot that Zubats and Woobats live in caves aside from Noibats…” He was used to just seeing a Noibat all the time, he had nearly forgotten about the other various bat Pokemon that reside in dark places. Nocturne shook his head and answered, “Just a figure of speech. Darkrai are pretty nocturnal, given the fact we’re usually active on moon less nights.”

“Yeah, heard there’s a lot more bat Pokemon outside of Kanto. Still don’t get why them humans seem to like the other bat Pokemon more. Humans are asses to us y’know, ain’t fair.” And apparently a hell of a lot more Zubats. Darkrai? The nightmare Pokemon, right?  “So yer a Darkrai? Sounds pretty cool, doin’ shadow stuff and all. I dunno much else about Darkrai, ‘cept the whole nightmare thing, but that doesn’t sound too fun.”

[supersxniic]

“No problem.” He couldn’t help but tilt his head a bit. “You kind of live in it? I usually find myself wandering around on dark nights, but then again I’m more of a night owl in my opinion.”

“Well Zubat usually live in caves and shit, which are dark. That’s kinda what we do.” There was a moment of silence on his end before he spoke again. “You’re not literally an owl right? Like that’s just a figure 'a speech right?” Nocturne sounded close enough to Noctowl after all, just had to be sure.

[supersxniic]

“Thanks. Your name sounds great too.” Nocturne scratched the back of his head and gave him a sheepish grin. “It’s something like that… You kind of look like you have a soft spot for it, or something similar to that, too.” Nevermind the fact that he is a Dark type.

“Ya think? Thanks.” It had to sound cool, it was self given after all. “Yeah, ya could say that. Kinda live in it for the most part.” Literally and metaphorically speaking.