Cumberbabe

Hi there!! My name is Rebecca. My blog is mostly sherlock, doctor who, supernatural, benedict cumberbatch, and tom hiddleston with other random stuff :) Feel free to talk to me!!

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That’s a mom move if I’ve ever seen one.

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A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

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chaotic good

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President Barack H. Obama II 44th President of the United States

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me yesterday: who is bella thorne

me today, after seeing that she broke up with her boyfriend to date her cute girl best friend and stated explicitly that she was bisexual: Be be be my BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOX Be be be my BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOX Show up in the same dress We don’t know who wore it best Not make a big deal Act like it’s a new trend Look good when we go round here Try on these boots I found this boy who says you’re sweet He’s got a best friend (You’ll always be mine) Be be be my BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOXBe be be my BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOX I’m a better me When you’re here next to me I’m JK can’t you tell We’re ROTFFL Who needs wo

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he’s cured

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actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

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Gotta die somehow.

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he’s cured

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A miracle

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At night the coral reef parrotfish sleep in a blanket made of mucous to protect themselves from parasites. 

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Parasites? Snot a problem.

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The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

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Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

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Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

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Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

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Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

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Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

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Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

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#TeamEster #BananaSplits

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Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

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Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

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Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

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Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

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This is spectacular.

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I didn’t want to. I’m lazy and I don’t like pain.

Colin Firth, in response to being asked why he waited so long to play an action-heavy role like Harry Hart in Kingsman: The Secret Service

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This is the most adorable little picture facts I’ve ever seen

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U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

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Sam Wilson aka Falcon in Captain America: Civil War

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i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself

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I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.