yan

[yshoons]

　　ˢⁱᵍⁿᵉᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˡᵒᵛᵉ, ʸˢʰᵒᵒⁿˢ ²⁰²⁶

[yshoons]

in which it's the summertime, the beach is bustling and love is in the air when lifeguard, eom seonghyeon, finds himself crushing on the pretty employee at high tide acai. only problem? he can't really talk to girls so it's up to his best friend keonho and a five star google review to help him shoot his shot

📍HIGH TIDE ACAI est. 2022 FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS RECEIVE 10% OFF FOR WRITING REVIEW! WELCOME TO HIGH TIDE ACAI BOWLS, ACAI YOU LATER?

HIGH TIDE REVIEW HALL OF FAME, ENTRY 06:

CHAPTER 08 — DUN DUN DUNNN PREV. ✸ M.LIST ✸ NEXT A/N taglist is open! hello it is FINALLY back

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[yshoons]

ʬʬ﹒LOVE CODES Z.YF x FMR

there was a pattern to the way yufan texted.

lower case letters, emojis, scattered pin yin with your limited chinese, and oddly enough strings of numbers.

strings of numbers when it was late at night, when you were swaddled in blankets, the light of your phone burning your eyes, and when words became apparently to much effort to type for him.

you never questioned it.

atleast, not until now.

you glance up at him, his eyes focused on his phone, one hand scrolling while the other rests on your legs thrown across his lap, tracing circles absentmindedly. you laugh.

"okay, spill, what are these numbers?"

you hold your phone up to his texts from last night.

520530530530530530

"are they area codes?" he laughs at your question.

"god no shǎ guā,"

"don't call me silly," you compalin automatically. your voice quickly dissolves into giggles when he tugs you suddenly, tugging until you're pulled against his chest, legs straddling his lap, and his hands settled warmly on your waist.

"you really haven't known this whole time?" he grins, looking up at you.

"well i'm asking now, so come on. tell me,"

"520 sounds like wo ai ni,"

his fingers tap along your waist.

"i love you"

the room seems to warm.

"530 sounds like wo xiang ni. i miss you,"

"you spammed it five times,"

"i missed you five times,"

"five times?"

"i always miss you five times,"

". . .that's stupid," you mutter, face flushing, "so what the hell? you've been sending me secret romantic number codes this whole time?"

"yes," he laughs, "i have,"

it goes silent between the two of you, and you watch as he picks up his phone, typing something. your phone pings.

520 1314

you look back at him, "that one's new,"

"mm"

"what's 1314?"

"yī shēng yī shì," he says quietly, "forever and ever"

you blink. he repeats it in mandarin one more time.

"i love you, forever and ever,"

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[yshoons]

zb1 top 5 genuinely is one of my favorite kpop releases as of recent what the fuck is this absolute BOP of a song

[yshoons]

free from college board, got employed, finished volunteering hours, research published, going to chilis tomorrow life IS worth the living and because of that açaí update soon see yall then 🥹🙏 I begin suffering senior year once more though but let’s not worry about that for now

[yshoons]

in which it's the summertime, the beach is bustling and love is in the air when lifeguard, eom seonghyeon, finds himself crushing on the pretty employee at high tide acai. only problem? he can't really talk to girls so it's up to his best friend keonho and a five star google review to help him shoot his shot

📍 HIGH TIDE ACAI est. 2022 FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS RECEIVE 10% OFF FOR WRITING REVIEW! WELCOME TO HIGH TIDE ACAI BOWLS, ACAI YOU LATER?

WRNGS underage drinking, parties, alc

by the time you arrive at jaehyun’s house with minju and eunchae, you can already here laughter and chatter inside.

woonhak opens the door as soon as you ring the bell, smile on his face. jaehyun appears next to him.

“hey! you guys made it,” he grins, “hurry up come in,”

music is blasting from a random jbl speaker in the middle of the kitchen island, cans of beer and red solo cups sitting on the table.

you’re met with familiar faces, everybody greeting you all. you smile, grabbing one of the cans.

your phone buzzes.

when the bell rings once more you tune out of the conversation you’re having with yujin and eunchae.

you recognize seonghyeon’s voice immediately even amongst the music and chatter.

and then there he is, clearly scanning the room for you. eunchae laughs, shoving you forward.

“hey!” you call. he turns at the sound of your voice, a smile making its way onto his face.

“yn,”

maybe you’re crazy, but your heartbeat seems to spike at this.

“hi,” you laugh, “look at us,” you gesture to his outfit, the back to yours. it’s a blur: eunchae shoving the two of you together for a photo, your friends whistling at the sight before everybody’s whisked away to ricky’s.

the music blasts loudly in the basement, dark, and the scent of sweat, alcohol, and perfume all mixing together.

empty water bottles are scattered over the floor.

maybe that’s why you’re thinking things.

things.

halfway through a twisted tea, there’s something about the atmosphere that’s changed.

your group had scattered about an hour ago, only seonghyeon by your side. you giggle.

“what’s funny?” he asks, amused.

“i dunno, i’m just kinda drunk,”

“figures,” he grins, flicking you on the forehead. you frown at the contact, grabbing his hand as he begins to pull away.

“you can go find your friends y’know,” you mumble, “you don’t gotta stay here with me,”

“i didn’t come because I wanted to be around martin and keonho. i do that plenty already,” he pauses “i wanted to spend time with you,”

you blink at his words.

curse eom seonghyeon.

he’d been so awkwardly cute only two months ago and now he was telling you things that made your heart pick up without even a blink.

so maybe that’s why before you can even psych yourself out, you’re leaning in to close the distance.

and when the distance between the two of you becomes zero, your lips on his you completely forget about everything else.

he freezes and you pull away.

“holy shit,” he breathes out, and before you know it his hand is coming back to pull you in once more.

CHAPTER 07 — HIGH SCHOOL PARTY SHENANIGANS PREV. ✸ M.LIST ✸ NEXT A/N taglist is open! + no review this update i fear sorry yall but kissy kiss. . .

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[kaikaikoi]

a user by the name of @/selestiyara is posting 18+ audios of martin & james. i just stumbled across this while shifting through the cortis hashtag.

this is becoming an increasing issue, and this is even more shocking since martin JUST turned 18. it's been A MONTH.

are we genuinely ITCHING to make sexual content of the boys? comments under their post asking for seonghyeon audios? he is 17. these are real people 😭 idols are REAL people 😭

quoting myself AGAIN from THIS POST

and to those that say "you can scroll," try not to say phrases that deflect responsibility away from you— and please remain mature about who is consuming your content.

and if your counterargument is “but xxx is almost 18!” take a step back and ask yourself why you need to wait for someone to be legal to feel morally, socially and ethically correct to sexualize them. 18 is extremely young. and waiting til someone is 18 is odd.

if your defense is GENUINELY "so what? at least he's 18" please ask yourself WHY waiting for a minor teenager to turn legal is your best defense. i don't even have an adjective to describe how I'm feeling.

PLEASE BLOCK, REPORT AND DO NOT ENGAGE. this user obviously knows what they are doing and do not care. they likely won't see this because I have them blocked, but a GENERAL MESSAGE to the rest of cortisblr;

do not bring this kind of content into a community full of MINORS where the idols ARE BARELY OR JUST LEGAL.

[yshoons]

ʬʬ﹒STUPIDLY YOURS A.KH wrngs keonho being an idiot, based off the notebook

from the first day you met ahn keonho you should've known that he was all kinds of stupid.

always stupidly late. stupidly messy. stupidly boyish. stupidly good-looking in a way that irked you.

most importantly, though, was that he was stupidly everything you weren't. and as such, you should've expected him to do stupid things.

you just never expected he'd do them like this. or that he'd be this stupid.

"ahn keonho get down right now!"

your voice barely carries over the chatter of students surrounding you on the outdoor field, the festival music, and the shrill sound of feedback through the speakers. and even if he had heard your voice, he still wouldn't have listened. he wasn't listening now either.

of course he wasn't.

collective gasps and echoes of shock ripple throughout the school courtyard as people stop focusing on the festival and instead turn their heads upwards, fingers pointing, teachers shouting from somewhere behind you, ignored completely.

and there he is: boyish-smile and all.

like this was another ordinary day.

well, if ordinary involved sitting fully on the window ledge of the top floor of the school, only one arm supporting you.

your stomach churns.

"ahn keonho!" you try again, sharper than before, "if you don't get down right now I swear to every god out there-"

"hey!" his voice cuts through yours, clear and sharp. everyone seems to go silent. you watch as he leans even further out and how with his free hand, he cups his mouth.

"go out with me yn!"

heat floods to your face quickly—whether or not from being flustered or angry you couldn't tell.

you shake your head furiously, absolutely mortified. "are you clinically insane?! no! get down!"

"what was that?" he leans forward slightly, and even from your spot below you can see how his grip shifts. only his fingers hold him now. he gives you a look, one that says he can't hear you even though you know that he can.

“i said no!”

“what was that?”

a chorus of "ohs" and "ahs" fill the air.

your fists clench tightly as you watch him tilt his head, smiling as if he's won.

he seems to lean forward even more and then-

“fine!” you shout, voice cracking at the volume. “fine, i’ll go out with you!”

“what was that? come on, don't do me any favors. i don't want pity,” he calls again, laughing.

you take in a breath, letting go of yourself “I’LL GO OUT WITH YOU!”

"WHAT? SAY IT AGAIN FOR ME?" his voice echoes back.

"I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU DAMMIT, SO GET DOWN ALREADY!"

he goes silent, but you watch as he seems to shrink back inside the window. he laughs, chest shaking.

"okay okay, chill," he calls, brows raising, "i'll go out with you,"

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[yshoons]

in which it's the summertime, the beach is bustling and love is in the air when lifeguard, eom seonghyeon, finds himself crushing on the pretty employee at high tide acai. only problem? he can't really talk to girls so it's up to his best friend keonho and a five star google review to help him shoot his shot

📍 HIGH TIDE ACAI est. 2022 FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS RECEIVE 10% OFF FOR WRITING REVIEW! WELCOME TO HIGH TIDE ACAI BOWLS, ACAI YOU LATER?

WRNGS mentions of underage drinking, parties, alc

HIGH TIDE REVIEW HALL OF FAME, ENTRY 05: (first normal review btw)

CHAPTER 06 — OUT AND ABOUT PREV. ✸ M.LIST ✸ NEXT A/N taglist is open! + hi i lied a bit about the hiatus but this chapter has been done for a while so might as well post. enjoy and see you when ap exams are over...

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[yshoons]

SEMI-HIATUS - ACAI YOU LATER

hi all, just wanted to put out a short post that i'll be going on a semi-hiatus!! at the rate i'm going currently my dumbass is about to get some calm 1's on all my AP exams. unfortunately this means that acai you later will be put on a semi-hiatus/hold until may 15th when my hell is over. . .

updates will be v sparse (i have a chapter sitting in my drafts let's see if it makes it out soon...), so see you then and thank you for all the love!!

+ accepting calc tutors

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[yshoons]

annyeong author nimmm I’m Park Sae Hee and i just wanted to write an appreciation post cuz ur high tide açai smau is so greattt literally one of the best Seonghyeon smau ever #needmoreofthat my bias is Martin tho but Seonghyeon has been bias wrecking me these dayss

yours truly

세희🩷

hiii thank you so much for your kind words, hearing these things from people makes my day!! more chapters to come!! thank you again reading my works 🩷

[yshoons]

YO IM SO DONE WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING FIRST TBZ, ZB1 THEN HEESEUNG AND NOW MARK?????

[yshoons]

in which it's the summertime, the beach is bustling and love is in the air when lifeguard, eom seonghyeon, finds himself crushing on the pretty employee at high tide acai. only problem? he can't really talk to girls so it's up to his best friend keonho and a five star google review to help him shoot his shot

📍 HIGH TIDE ACAI est. 2022 FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS RECEIVE 10% OFF FOR WRITING REVIEW! WELCOME TO HIGH TIDE ACAI BOWLS, ACAI YOU LATER?

HIGH TIDE REVIEW HALL OF FAME, ENTRY 05: EMPLOYEE: LN YN

CHAPTER 05 — FIRST NOT DATE PREV. ✸ M.LIST ✸ NEXT A/N taglist is open! + timeskip coming next chapter!

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[yshoons]

600 followers!!! tysm for all the love and for everyone who enjoys my works yall are the best fr 🥹🥹

[yshoons]

hi i go by yan, i have a life and i shower and here’s my playlist

[yshoons]

in which it's the summertime, the beach is bustling and love is in the air when lifeguard, eom seonghyeon, finds himself crushing on the pretty employee at high tide acai. only problem? he can't really talk to girls so it's up to his best friend keonho and a five star google review to help him shoot his shot

📍HIGH TIDE ACAI est. 2022 FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS RECEIVE 10% OFF FOR WRITING REVIEW! WELCOME TO HIGH TIDE ACAI BOWLS, ACAI YOU LATER?

HIGH TIDE REVIEW HALL OF FAME, ENTRY 04: EMPLOYEE: PARK MINJU (ft. woonhak)

CHAPTER 04 — CAN I GET AN ANGEL BOWL PLEASE? PREV. ✸ M.LIST ✸ NEXT A/N taglist is open! + little timeskip coming up after next chapter

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[yshoons]

in which it's the summertime, the beach is bustling and love is in the air when lifeguard, eom seonghyeon, finds himself crushing on the pretty employee at high tide acai. only problem? he can't really talk to girls so it's up to his best friend keonho and a five star google review to help him shoot his shot

📍 HIGH TIDE ACAI est. 2022 FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS RECEIVE 10% OFF FOR WRITING REVIEW! WELCOME TO HIGH TIDE ACAI BOWLS, ACAI YOU LATER?

📍cape walton beach

the moment eunchae pulls up in front of your house in her volkswagen eos, top off, and music blasting you know she’s plotting. “oh god,” you mutter, sliding into the passenger seat.

“what?” she grins, putting the car into drive, “let’s go pick minju up,”

you narrow your eyes at her suspiciously.

"okay maybe something," she shrugs, "but come on it'll be fun. relax,"

you snort, disbelieving. "i know it's got something to do with him,"

a coy smile erupts on her face at your words, but she says nothing in return. nothing but music fills the silence until the two of you finally stop in front of minju's house where she slips into the back seat easily, baby-pink stanley filled to the brim with ice water, in hand.

"hi hi," she smiles.

"helloooo!" eunchae exclaims, "are we ready to have so much fun today?"

"yep," "nope,"

minju laughs, "yn what's wrong?"

"eunchae's plotting something,"

"ooo i'm in,"

"you don't even know what it is!?"

"i trust her,"

"....how is that possible?"

the two only laugh, and you sigh.

though you came to the beach suspicious, as soon as eunchae pays for your poke bowl during lunch, you quickly forget about whatever she's plotting.

but it's when you let your guard down that an enemy strikes.

because just as the sun begins to set, and you're bending your ass backwards to get the photo of minju, eunchae calls.

"guys!"

and when you turn, you almost choke because behind her are three guys, and one particularly familiar. lifeguard boy. your eyes widen, shooting daggers at eunchae, who brushes you off with a tiny smile and wave.

you straighten up immediately, getting up from the sand. you smile at the three, but internally your heart beats out of your chest.

because life guard boy is standing right in front of you: hair slightly damp, wearing a loose tee, baggy shorts and birkenstock arizona's. and by the look on his face he seems surprised to see you to.

"it's getting late and i happened to pass by these three. we're all the same age, can you believe it?" eunchae grins, "i figured it'd be fun to hangout. more company never hurts,"

"...you what?"

"we were getting hungry anyways, it's dinner time," eunchae starts.

"e-"

"i'm minju," minju interrupts you before you can finish, smiling at the three.

these fucking traitors.

"i'm keonho," he grins, "this is donghyun and then this is seonghyeon,"

"and this is yn," eunchae says, pulling you forward. her and keonho seem to share a small smile, before eunchae is excitedly pushing minju and the others along to head to the boardwalk. just before she leaves, she whispers something into your ear.

this is your chance.

and then it's just you and him.

you watch as he stands there, running a hand through his hair awkwardly. "uh. hey," his voice cracks as he says it, and he immediately clamps his mouth shut.

you blink, before bursting into laughter. you give him a smile.

"let's catch up,"

HIGH TIDE REVIEW HALL OF FAME, ENTRY 03: EMPLOYEE: NA JAEMIN

CHAPTER 03 — EUNCHAE WITH THE THREE MAN PREV. ✸ M.LIST ✸ NEXT A/N taglist is open!

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