spinner!

“sure… i'm just a nobody who jumped on a bandwagon but what's wrong with that!? nothing, right!? and you people ain't much better!!! ain't that right, politician?”

[supinaa]

Is this thing on?

Really?

… ‘Kay. It’s Spinner! Spinner.

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OOC POST 🦎

HI — this is a funny spinner RP ask blog, plus ONE of my first ask blogs in general, i got inspired by all of the other silly ask blogs and had the unbearable urge to make one. hopefully it’s not bad for a dupe like me to be lurking around. i’m not trying to replace or one up anyone though (bc there’s a spinner blog that’s REEAALLY good already).

don’t know how long term this’ll be considering how swamped things can get (i’ve got a life..), or if i’ll play the villain girl-failure role right but i’ll try.

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RULES

the usual rules regarding basic human decency: no bigotry of any kind over here. i’m not gonna smack any other DNI rules but don’t be weird.

obviously spinner’s gonna be canon typical, he’s not a crazy level of mean but he can be snarky sometimes so don’t start screaming and sobbing if he gives a bit of attitude!!! it’s just who he is trust!!!

no spamming for an answer — multiple asks is definitely allowed though. also no venting. and no weird stuff — the flirting and all works + it’s funny but when it gets RAUNCHY.. hell no from me.

additionally, if you’ve got something to discuss, or you need to know if you’re overstepping boundaries (or maybe i’m overstepping boundaries) please message me. last thing i want is a misunderstanding!

oh yah and in relation to the former rule, i reserve the right to not respond to an ask if i don’t wanna (though it’s not like there’ll be that many weirdos saying crazy shit for me to have to enforce this rule. HOPEFULLY).

honestly there’s no particular time or arc that this ask blog is set in, spinner’s just there.

headcanons are here but i’ll also be incorporating them into my responses so obviously it’s not like you have to read em.

by the way this is a side blog so i can’t follow anyone back — don’t expect it. that being said, just bc i can’t follow back doesn’t mean i don’t value the ppl who come by and leave asks!!

i’ve also got a nice dabi blog!! @dabi-dabeast

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here’s one of the boss’s blogs: @symbolofdestruction

and the boss’s boss’s blog: @yourdemonlord

plus one of dabi’s blogs:

@fragile-masculinity

[yourdemonlord]

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Ah, yet another recipient error!… Or has Shuichi not grown out of his childish pranks just yet?

Anything to say, @supinaa ?

[supinaa]

HEY. I didn’t do anything, Mister. Whaaat praaanks?

It’s okay to admit even a “demon lord” or whatever you call yourself has needs. Even if they’re… 12 inch phallic needs.

[supinaa]

i keep spotting handprints on the ceiling in the hallway... is that your doing?

— @fragile-masculinity

…Maybe. Did I uh — leave a mess?

I flung some food up there. Wanted to get it off before you guys found it.

[fragile-masculinity]

"did i leave mess?" i wouldn't be asking you about this if there wasn't one. something gross and mushy you must've missed dropped on my shoulder, yuck.

get better at cleaning.

[supinaa]

You don’t gotta MOCK me… jeez. I couldn’t’ve missed a spot, not like that! I mean I was up there myself cleaning that whole mess!!

[fragile-masculinity]

well you did so... you deserve to be mocked.

[supinaa]

Asshole. Maybe you shouldn’t have loitered under that god damn goop in the first place!! Get good.

[supinaa]

i keep spotting handprints on the ceiling in the hallway... is that your doing?

— @fragile-masculinity

…Maybe. Did I uh — leave a mess?

I flung some food up there. Wanted to get it off before you guys found it.

[fragile-masculinity]

"did i leave mess?" i wouldn't be asking you about this if there wasn't one. something gross and mushy you must've missed dropped on my shoulder, yuck.

get better at cleaning.

[supinaa]

You don’t gotta MOCK me… jeez. I couldn’t’ve missed a spot, not like that! I mean I was up there myself cleaning that whole mess!!

[supinaa]

i keep spotting handprints on the ceiling in the hallway... is that your doing?

— @fragile-masculinity

…Maybe. Did I uh — leave a mess?

I flung some food up there. Wanted to get it off before you guys found it.

[spinner-the-gecko]

You’re just gonna let yourself be Mister AFO’s footstool? You’re better than that! And I know you’re better than that ‘cause I’m you and you’re me! Keep that geezer at arm’s length!

- @supinaa

Come on man, he ain't that bad

He's been treating me pretty good

Got a nice room, some shiny new swords and a bucket load of cash for being a loyal minion

[supinaa]

Hm. Okay — shiny new swords DO sound cool. Cash too, but does he give you free games?

[spinner-the-gecko]

No...but...

I can just buy or steal them depending on what time I want them

[supinaa]

Touché.

Man, your AFO is cooler than mines. We barely get a damn budget, ‘cause he’s “got bigger plans than us”. Take notes @yourdemonlord, you want loyalty, we need incentive!!

[spinner-the-gecko]

Oh man that sucks

Hopefully he sees you as irreplaceable and gives you your due rewards

We didn't leave home to become a grunt that gets no pay

[supinaa]

Damn right. We came for a greater purpose, sure, but a paycheck is a need!

[spinner-the-gecko]

You’re just gonna let yourself be Mister AFO’s footstool? You’re better than that! And I know you’re better than that ‘cause I’m you and you’re me! Keep that geezer at arm’s length!

- @supinaa

Come on man, he ain't that bad

He's been treating me pretty good

Got a nice room, some shiny new swords and a bucket load of cash for being a loyal minion

[supinaa]

Hm. Okay — shiny new swords DO sound cool. Cash too, but does he give you free games?

[spinner-the-gecko]

No...but...

I can just buy or steal them depending on what time I want them

[supinaa]

Touché.

Man, your AFO is cooler than mines. We barely get a damn budget, ‘cause he’s “got bigger plans than us”. Take notes @yourdemonlord, you want loyalty, we need incentive!!

[spinner-the-gecko]

You’re just gonna let yourself be Mister AFO’s footstool? You’re better than that! And I know you’re better than that ‘cause I’m you and you’re me! Keep that geezer at arm’s length!

- @supinaa

Come on man, he ain't that bad

He's been treating me pretty good

Got a nice room, some shiny new swords and a bucket load of cash for being a loyal minion

[supinaa]

Hm. Okay — shiny new swords DO sound cool. Cash too, but does he give you free games?

[schpeenor]

VVEEERRY low quality doodles from when i played generic cooking game on roblox. i spend an unhealthy amount of time on there.. screencaps below the cut

also notice how uncanny the resemblance is

it also got rid of every face decal in that game i’m disappointed..

[yourdemonlord]

Their chicken is STILL to die for. Would flip a table for it again. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[supinaa]

DO THAT AGAIN, AND YOU’RE BANNED, ASSHOLE!!

[fragile-masculinity]

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get rid of the salmon... ew, everything else is right.

confirmed.

[supinaa]

Any reason you need uh… 56 six packs of coke — however many things of coke that is? And basically 120 softballs? Or everything, honestly? You were really shopping, huh?

[fragile-masculinity]

for stuff...and things... it's none of your concern.

[supinaa]

Stuff… and things… Woooow — that’s totally not suspicious. You have fun with your “stuff… and things…”

Where’s Skeptic when you need him…

[fragile-masculinity]

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get rid of the salmon... ew, everything else is right.

confirmed.

[supinaa]

Any reason you need uh… 56 six packs of coke — however many things of coke that is? And basically 120 softballs? Or everything, honestly? You were really shopping, huh?

[fragile-masculinity]

Psssst… Dabi… listen to Cane Hill… you won’t regret it… It Follows or Fountain of Youth by them… C’mon.. join the club…

- @supinaa

definitely my type of music, just more old school than my usual stuff. shouldn't have put the music video on for It Follows though, ick.

i like Time Bomb by them. and Fountain Of Youth.

good recommendations, guess i'm in your dumb club now, lizzy.

[supinaa]

Meaningggg… I can drag you in here to listen to their every album, right? Fully indoctrinate ya?

[yourdemonlord]

Can you still glow

Of course I can,

I wouldn’t throw away a quirk with such a legendary story behind it — one glowing baby was all it took to start a movement made up of 10 million followers and more… yet, they were wiped away with a simple snuff of a candle by yours truly.

In one way it tells a story — in another way, it lets the people know who you should really follow.

[supinaa]

Wait-wait-wait-wait.

YOU killed the glowing baby? YOU?? That’s fucking sick, because — WHY WOULD YOU KILL A BABY?? LIKE… EVER?

Matter of fact, how old does that make you??

[yourdemonlord]

Now now, Young Shuichi, you have it all wrong!

I’m not that cruel — I killed the glowing baby when he was older! When he was functional enough to start that fragile movement!

[supinaa]

Oh — thank fuck. I thought you were a baby killer, Mister.

You do got that vibe about you though… Huh.

[yourdemonlord]

Can you still glow

Of course I can,

I wouldn’t throw away a quirk with such a legendary story behind it — one glowing baby was all it took to start a movement made up of 10 million followers and more… yet, they were wiped away with a simple snuff of a candle by yours truly.

In one way it tells a story — in another way, it lets the people know who you should really follow.

[supinaa]

Wait-wait-wait-wait.

YOU killed the glowing baby? YOU?? That’s fucking sick, because — WHY WOULD YOU KILL A BABY?? LIKE… EVER?

Matter of fact, how old does that make you??

[supinaa]

do you eat bugs

if yes, what's your favorite 👁👁

I don’t eat BUGS, and I don’t have any favorites! But grasshoppers look like they’d be really good — too bad they typically got that creepy ass parasite in them that forces them to drown themselves. Uhh, what else…? Cicadas? I heard a fair share of bugs taste like shrimp because they’re basically crustaceans, cicadas are one of em. No worms though. They give me the creeps…

Listen, I like to pretend I have standards, y’know? So while I haven’t HAD any bugs.. I kinda wanna try some.

[yourdemonlord]

Random lost child appears

Oh my? A lost child! Do you need some place to stay, little one? Fear not, I have someplace for you.

[supinaa]

Mister AFO — are you really gonna keep kidnapping strays? It’s hard to ignore that stuff when it’s right in our faces…

[supinaa]

QUICK!! ten ducks just fell out of thin air and crushed you while you were laying in bed!!! What do you do??? 🤨🤨

UH — UHH.. DIE? Probably?