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Misplaced Lens Cap
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kitty pryde thought she lived with the most powerful magic user on earth; illyana rasputina. she would fight for her friend to keep that title. …well, no she wouldn’t actually. but she would happily tell anyone who asked that illyana was the strongest.
still, she was not so stupid as to believe there could be others out there equally as strong. and so when her friend disappeared, well, what else could kitty do but seek out another magic user?
so here she was, face to face with dr. strange and hoping he wasn’t just some trickster magician like some others she had seen. “dr. strange? my name is kitty pryde, i was wondering if i could get some advice.” whether or not he could or would help, she had to at least alert him to the fact that limbo was out there, a dimension of demons her friend was currently trapped in.
“this may take some time to explain.”
This wasn’t his first contact with mutants, and it certainly wouldn’t be his last. Her name was familiar, but clearly the two had never met. Her intention was similar to everyone else who came to his sanctum. No one ever came just to visit.
“Miss Pryde, I can assure you, time is one thing that I’m not running short on. Say what you need to.” Magic was his strong suit, but it was also as volatile and mysterious as the universe itself.
The Sorcerer Supreme sat patiently. In order to offer his help, he would need to perfectly understand what was needed. A million or more tomes were scattered about the walls of his home. The answers to billions of problems were contained within them, and yet his visitors always found a way to invent new ones.
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“Well… That escalated quickly.”
*Predicted Dialogue from Avengers Infinity War *
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dynastymemes:
❝ I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there’s usually not this much talking. ❞ ❝ I don’t… I don’t even have a driver’s license. ❞ ❝ Alright, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that. ❞ ❝ You ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back? ❞ ❝ Not in that onesie, you’re not. ❞ ❝ That thing doesn’t obey the laws of physics at all! ❞ ❝ I got something kinda big, but I can’t hold it very long. ❞ ❝ Yeah, we don’t really need to start a conversation. ❞ ❝ It’s an honor. I’m shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome! ❞ ❝ What’s up, Tic-Tac? ❞ ❝ Did he tell you what we’re up against? ❞ ❝ We’re outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you’re a wanted man. ❞ ❝ Clearly retirement doesn’t suit you. Get tired of playing golf? ❞ ❝ You couldn’t have done that earlier? ❞ ❝ Are we still friends? ❞ ❝ I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit. ❞ ❝ How long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me? ❞ ❝ HOLY SHIT! ❞ ❝ We’re on a truce. Put the gun down. ❞ ❝ Is this stuff coming out of you? ❞ ❝ Is this all you wanted? To see them rip each other apart? ❞ ❝ I’m done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough. ❞ ❝ Tell that to the dead. ❞ ❝ The living are not done with you yet. ❞ ❝ I know you’re doing what you believe in, and that’s all any of us can do. ❞ ❝ I became distracted. ❞ ❝ You have the right to remain silent! ❞ ❝ Stay down… final warning. ❞ ❝ The people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me. ❞ ❝ I know you’re nervous. And you have plenty of reason to be. But you’re lying. ❞ ❝ You are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal. ❞ ❝ I thought it might lift your spirits. ❞ ❝ This is for dropping a building on my face! ❞ ❝ We’re taking a break. It’s nobody’s fault. ❞ ❝ In my culture, death is not the end. It’s more of a stepping off point. ❞ ❝ Stay at home. You’ll only make this worse. ❞ ❝ Looking over your shoulder should be second nature. ❞ ❝ Anyone ever tell you you’re a little paranoid? ❞ ❝ I know we’re not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own. ❞ ❝ I’m not the one that needs to watch their back. ❞ ❝ You seem a little defensive. ❞ ❝ If we can’t accept limitations, we’re no better than the bad guys. ❞ ❝ I was wrong about you. The whole world was wrong about you. ❞ ❝ It always ends in a fight. ❞ ❝ How long are you gonna play both sides? ❞ ❝ If someone dies on your watch, you don’t give up. ❞
five word prompts
an-exotic-writer:
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”
Thor’s and Mjolnir’s dinner set up
BioShock {Sentence Starters}
“You saved me.”
“I’m trying! Please!”
“Stop, would you kindly?”
“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”
“Get him! Yeah! Kill him! Kill him!”
“You sick fuck! Let me out of here!”
“Thank you. Thank you for helping me.”
“If I have to kill one to save the other, so be it.”
“Even in a book of lies, sometimes you find truth.”
“But know this, you are my greatest disappointment.”
“That’s why this hurts, kid. Life isn’t strictly business.”
“Don’t worry; I just need time to find the proper poison.”
“Wh-what happened? I’m hurt – I’m bleeding… oh, God…”
“Someone in my line of work takes on a variety of aliases.”
“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us.”
“And in return, you gave them what you always did: Brutality.”
“But you’ve been a sport, so I guess I owe you a little honesty…”
“And what did you do, instead? What I’ve come to expect of you.”
“I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG!”
“There’s two ways to deal with mystery: uncover it… or eliminate it.”
“You’ve gotta be kidding! How do you know someone’s even coming?”
“And so, I asked myself: in what country was there a place for men like me?”
“Well, I said if you are going to do such things, you should at least do them properly.”
“You saved them. You gave them the one thing that was stolen from them: A chance.”
“I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.”
“They told me, ‘you’re special. You were born to do great things’. You know what? They were right.”
“How many catastrophes were launched with the words ‘think of yourself’? It’s the ‘king and country’ crowd who light the torch of destruction.”
Duolingo Translation Sentence Starters
“I need a big sandwich.”
“I do not need to read your terms of service to accept you!”
“In December we eat sugar.”
“I have a date with her today.”
“A fruit is a fruit.”
“It is not my floor.”
“Yes, I am an engineer and carpenter.”
“How many bosses do you have?”
“You aren’t capable!”
“Are you a machine?”
“You are simply beautiful.”
“It is winter again.”
“Besides, I’m not an actor.”
“I dream too much.”
“The bird is under the hat.”
“We aren’t partners.”
“Are we a couple?”
“They are small adults.”
“The beer is for the peasants.”
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